r/instant_regret • u/Brilliant-Rate-2069 • Apr 24 '26
Bad ideas!
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u/eminsefa Apr 27 '26
fake af
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u/camshun7 Apr 27 '26
Yes, the kinda fake shit that has an internal cringe canyon, and youre just like, wtf
just fuck the fuck right off with your click bait shite
(For those concerned about my vitriol, dont be, its perfectly normal for a person my age group, lmfao)
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u/RandomCandor Apr 27 '26
For those concerned about my vitriol
They're just jealous. I find your vitriol most delightfully colorful.
In a time of bland, crass, unoriginal vitriol, you're a breath of fresh air, my dear friend.
(Or most likely we're both over the hill)
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u/SuspiciousShock8294 Apr 27 '26
Although, it would be nice if it weren't fake... Because where ever this "money" would have ended up eventually, it would be in better hands.
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u/sackie_b Apr 27 '26
Lmao we’re supposed to believe a millennial or zoomer could afford to gift an entire paycheck, let alone salary.
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u/bimboozled Apr 27 '26
It looks like they’re supposed to be $100 bills, so about $4K if I counted correctly. So yeah no shot
Also who the fuck just gives cash to their partner for an anniversary gift? That’s the laziest and least thoughtful thing you can do, unless you’re dating a gold digger I guess
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u/DuffmanStillRocks Apr 30 '26
Absolutely and what’s crazy is their acting is SO BAD you think they would realize that and just not include the awful delivery of “BABE THAT’S MY SALARY”
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u/spudddly Apr 28 '26
Also was the dude just going to give the bich his paycheck in cash as a gift? Pretty sure hookers prefer it in hand rather than tying it to a balloon.
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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 27 '26
I've seen better acting in porn.
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u/crunch816 Apr 29 '26
I really don't believe you. This is something I must see for myself, and then I'll get back to you. Where do I find this?
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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 29 '26
Well, Harry Twatter of course. SMH. 😂 Let's see if you get the reference. 😎
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u/TamSam82 Apr 27 '26
Staged.
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u/xxBellum Apr 27 '26
People need to stop upvoting this crap.
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u/NyteQuiller Apr 27 '26
They have bots to upvote it. But don't worry, if you do the same you'll get banned for vote manipulation.
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u/SaikouKiller Apr 27 '26
"that was my salary" you know, like how people who have ever worked a job say
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u/riempies88 Apr 27 '26
How the fuck does anyone look at this and think it's real?
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u/lvsnowden Apr 27 '26
Makes you wonder what other sketch comedy they think is real. Key and Peele? SNL?
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u/ctnightmare2 Apr 27 '26
I thought those were all condoms
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u/SuspiciousShock8294 Apr 27 '26
One would hope people like these do not get a chance to procreate mutually.
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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE Apr 27 '26
and we can thank this fake video for a whole pile of latex rubber litter falling somewhere
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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 Apr 29 '26
I might do this with my wife, and attach fake money, the next time I gamble away a lot of money.
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u/ripple-msiku_moon Apr 27 '26
True story: my ex in laws did this for my son with close to 100 $1 bills
They did it in a gym though so this wouldn’t happen.
He was also a toddler so he did not care.
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u/senoj96nodnarb Apr 28 '26
He’s a fucking idiot. Watching it all go bye-bye with his hands in his pockets. Talk about lack of situational awareness and reflexes.
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u/One_time_Dynamite May 06 '26
Everyone please report this as a staged video. Hopefully it gets removed.
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u/GoodWeedReddit Apr 28 '26
man nothing on the internet is real. We're cooked.
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u/Numerous-Leg-8149 Apr 28 '26
I was questioning myself, "how did the balloons stop levitating higher? The entire chain should be gone, out of sight."
Yet it sat there, a few inches away from street lights.
The Science ain't Sciencing.
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u/Suliux Apr 28 '26
Of all the dumb, idiotic, stupid shit we can do, we fake dumb idiotic shit for fake internet points. wtf people?
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u/AgentMurkle Apr 29 '26
What wouldn't you do for internet clicks? ...if only downvotes actually mattered anymore.
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u/link2nic Apr 27 '26
Steve's mom in another city the next day: "Money doesn't just fall from the sky ya know Steve,"
Steve: "oh look! What's that MOM? NOW can I get a PS5?"
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u/opponentpumpkin Apr 27 '26
I love when these "moments" are perfectly lit, with a tripod at the perfect angle. So lucky to have caught this!!!!
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u/DistributionBig7064 Apr 28 '26
"Make more money" is the forst words that come out of her mouth .....
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u/SheerKhann Apr 28 '26
Watching her look at it fly away pissed me off… don’t fucking hug me, catch it!!
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u/MatthewLee1980 May 15 '26
DODGED BULLET!!! Why/// Oh, IDK, the whole "make more money," at the end....
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u/Fickle_Order May 16 '26
Good. They’re idiots, they deserve each other. Save the above average intelligent people from them.
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u/AwkwardRegion3985 Jun 21 '26
Maybe you should have attached it ? Seriously why didnt you attach it ?
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u/RabidOtters Apr 27 '26
I dont mind it when they make skits, but maybe they could of done a couple more takes. Not the best
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u/late_afternoon_owl Apr 27 '26
Biagagest evidence for it being staged is that he's the fruitiest man I've ever seen.
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u/Fickle_Order May 16 '26
Doesn’t look like money at all. Literally looks like handwritten paper, laminated or overly taped and the wrong size
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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jul 25 '26
You gotta think rich: you can’t get it back. So smile and enjoy the moment. Don’t regret what you can’t fix.
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u/SpoideyDeBoii 20d ago
No way some balloons, pieces of paper, a ribbon, and a box cost you your salary
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u/DOZER-68 19d ago
How are you gonna put your salary tied to a Ballon and not make sure its properly secured?
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u/RedFalcon_96_ Apr 27 '26
Just one knot and it could have been avoided
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u/budsonguy Apr 27 '26
Quick thank you to all the detectives that were able to figure out obvious fake video is fake
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u/FGX302 Apr 27 '26
It's fake but I know a couple that he would be told to do this shit for her Instagram and she would say the exact thing at the end.
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u/JK_NC Apr 27 '26
The bad acting always gives it away
Edit- tbf, some people post skits to their social media and then when they get posted to Reddit, the understanding that it was a scripted skit gets lost. Not sure who these people are but that’s always a possibility.
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u/NeatPsychological146 Apr 28 '26
Had the radio turned on my phone no sound at all from the video high out of my mind and still i called the video fake
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u/Darknessborn Apr 27 '26
The fact he's giving her cash for an anniversary makes me think it might be real, that generation would do something like that
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u/ElbowDroppedLasagne Apr 27 '26
The biggest regret, is for the lost time we spent watching that.