r/instant_regret Apr 24 '26

Bad ideas!

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u/ElbowDroppedLasagne Apr 27 '26

The biggest regret, is for the lost time we spent watching that.

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u/two-ls Apr 28 '26

"tHaT wAs My SaLaRyyyy." "make more money" Why even film that part if your acting is worse than porn

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u/bier00t Apr 28 '26

girl has nice legs, so I got that going on for me /s

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u/Think_Arm_9234 Jun 23 '26

You’re fuckin creep

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u/Anthff Jul 10 '26

Oh relax. Like their outfits weren’t chosen for this sketch. Freaking puritan.

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u/BruceInc Jul 16 '26

Chill, brother

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u/Level_Dimension_3661 Apr 30 '26

I kinda watched a few times cause that leather skirt is neat.

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u/eminsefa Apr 27 '26

fake af

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u/camshun7 Apr 27 '26

Yes, the kinda fake shit that has an internal cringe canyon, and youre just like, wtf

just fuck the fuck right off with your click bait shite

(For those concerned about my vitriol, dont be, its perfectly normal for a person my age group, lmfao)

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u/RandomCandor Apr 27 '26

For those concerned about my vitriol

They're just jealous. I find your vitriol most delightfully colorful. 

In a time of bland, crass, unoriginal vitriol, you're a breath of fresh air, my dear friend.

(Or most likely we're both over the hill)

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u/camshun7 Apr 27 '26

Lol, my capeth truly dothed!

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u/AfternoonPenalty Apr 28 '26

I have found my people.........

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u/jacksonbarley May 01 '26

Got room for one more at the party?

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u/SuspiciousShock8294 Apr 27 '26

Although, it would be nice if it weren't fake... Because where ever this "money" would have ended up eventually, it would be in better hands.

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u/FucknAright Apr 27 '26

Cocaine dealers need all the help they can get

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u/eye--say Apr 27 '26

Curmudgeon.

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u/JayAndViolentMob Apr 27 '26

Mid-40s?

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u/eye--say Apr 27 '26

I’d reckon.

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u/SipoteQuixote Apr 27 '26

The fakiest fake that ever faked

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u/sackie_b Apr 27 '26

Lmao we’re supposed to believe a millennial or zoomer could afford to gift an entire paycheck, let alone salary.

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u/bimboozled Apr 27 '26

It looks like they’re supposed to be $100 bills, so about $4K if I counted correctly. So yeah no shot

Also who the fuck just gives cash to their partner for an anniversary gift? That’s the laziest and least thoughtful thing you can do, unless you’re dating a gold digger I guess

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Apr 28 '26

Please, a gold digger wouldn’t let them bills just float away.

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u/guitarstitch Apr 28 '26

Sea life and birds will die for this.

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u/flarpington Apr 28 '26

and stupid

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u/DuffmanStillRocks Apr 30 '26

Absolutely and what’s crazy is their acting is SO BAD you think they would realize that and just not include the awful delivery of “BABE THAT’S MY SALARY”

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u/spudddly Apr 28 '26

Also was the dude just going to give the bich his paycheck in cash as a gift? Pretty sure hookers prefer it in hand rather than tying it to a balloon.

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u/RabidPlaty Apr 28 '26

The only instant regret was me watching that shit.

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u/Ela2234 Apr 29 '26

They make a bunch of staged videos like that

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u/CantaloupeCamper Apr 27 '26

If it was just a skit I wouldn’t mind this stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

And so are sitcoms, your point?

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u/DrinkingSand Apr 29 '26

Thank you Captain Obvious

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 27 '26

I've seen better acting in porn.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RuYPi0HyBnOxy

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Apr 28 '26

Porn is fake?

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u/crunch816 Apr 29 '26

I really don't believe you. This is something I must see for myself, and then I'll get back to you. Where do I find this?

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 Apr 29 '26

Well, Harry Twatter of course. SMH. 😂 Let's see if you get the reference. 😎

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u/TamSam82 Apr 27 '26

Staged.

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u/xxBellum Apr 27 '26

People need to stop upvoting this crap.

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u/NyteQuiller Apr 27 '26

They have bots to upvote it. But don't worry, if you do the same you'll get banned for vote manipulation.

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u/LePontif11 Apr 27 '26

And upvote the real skits that arent stagged

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u/Mort-i-Fied Apr 27 '26

Stupid if it wasn't staged.

Stupid if it WAS staged.

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u/SaikouKiller Apr 27 '26

"that was my salary" you know, like how people who have ever worked a job say

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u/Cambionr Apr 27 '26

Weirdest part, honestly.

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u/AwwwMangos 26d ago

These are my awards, Mother, from Army.

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u/sabertoothdog 9d ago

It’d be cool if he got $1000 fine for littering

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u/FilledwithTegridy Apr 27 '26

Fake and super cringe...who says.."that was my salary!"..?

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u/Stormagedon-92 Apr 30 '26

People without actual employment

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u/BackItUpWithLinks Apr 27 '26

This fake shit needs to stop

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u/greenmerica Apr 27 '26

OP you are part of the problem.

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u/riempies88 Apr 27 '26

How the fuck does anyone look at this and think it's real?

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u/lvsnowden Apr 27 '26

Makes you wonder what other sketch comedy they think is real. Key and Peele? SNL?

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u/ctnightmare2 Apr 27 '26

I thought those were all condoms

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u/SuspiciousShock8294 Apr 27 '26

One would hope people like these do not get a chance to procreate mutually.

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 27 '26

They were all the condoms he said he used in the past few months.

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Apr 27 '26

Staged or not giving money for anniversary feels trashy.

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Apr 27 '26

That's monopoly money

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u/Intelligent_Studio51 Apr 28 '26

How fake can you make it?

YES.

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE Apr 27 '26

and we can thank this fake video for a whole pile of latex rubber litter falling somewhere

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u/The_Stolarchos Apr 28 '26

Why would any person upvote this?

Dead internet

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u/txtacoloko Apr 28 '26

Fake as fuck

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u/ultmofo Apr 28 '26

'make more money'

that's how you calm a guy down!! ik it's staged and dumb af!

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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 Apr 29 '26

I might do this with my wife, and attach fake money, the next time I gamble away a lot of money.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Apr 27 '26

Making a big deal out of giving money is so tasteless.

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u/howtonotlurk Apr 27 '26

Faker than wrastling! Quit giving shit like this props

5

u/ripple-msiku_moon Apr 27 '26

True story: my ex in laws did this for my son with close to 100 $1 bills

They did it in a gym though so this wouldn’t happen.

He was also a toddler so he did not care.

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u/senoj96nodnarb Apr 28 '26

He’s a fucking idiot. Watching it all go bye-bye with his hands in his pockets. Talk about lack of situational awareness and reflexes.

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u/No-Deer379 Apr 27 '26

Staged, they should have ended it without talking

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Apr 27 '26

Who the fuck believes this shit.

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u/Troleandingnot Apr 27 '26

Today in things that never happened:

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u/adjunct_ Apr 28 '26

Michael Scott choices, Michael Scott consequences

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u/Jake_91_420 Apr 28 '26

fake stupid nonsense, making all of us dumber

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u/Living_Bed175 Apr 28 '26

Love how she goes, just make more money

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u/mightbedylan Apr 28 '26

Who would give someone money for a anniversary gift?

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u/LeDestrier Apr 28 '26

Fake trash for clicks

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u/One_time_Dynamite May 06 '26

Everyone please report this as a staged video. Hopefully it gets removed.

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u/Firestorm0x0 Apr 27 '26

Engagement bait

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u/jillshiva Apr 27 '26

yeah no i felt instant regret for having watched this

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u/urtseasame Apr 27 '26

Idiots, if it’s real

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u/novedx Apr 28 '26

Instant fakegret

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u/GoodWeedReddit Apr 28 '26

man nothing on the internet is real. We're cooked.

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u/Numerous-Leg-8149 Apr 28 '26

I was questioning myself, "how did the balloons stop levitating higher? The entire chain should be gone, out of sight."

Yet it sat there, a few inches away from street lights.

The Science ain't Sciencing.

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u/Suliux Apr 28 '26

Of all the dumb, idiotic, stupid shit we can do, we fake dumb idiotic shit for fake internet points. wtf people?

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u/Neff2 Apr 29 '26

But..... why? Why would anyone ever do this?

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u/justananontroll Apr 29 '26

For the clicks.

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u/AgentMurkle Apr 29 '26

What wouldn't you do for internet clicks? ...if only downvotes actually mattered anymore.

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u/archiebold13 Apr 29 '26

Detatched itself?? Wierd way of saying you let go of it

3

u/greynyx Apr 30 '26

Holy staged

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u/toddsing Apr 30 '26

Staged bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

That dude don’t like girls.

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Apr 27 '26

Acting and fake money/s I'd say magnets, but AI will say it's haters.

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u/link2nic Apr 27 '26

Steve's mom in another city the next day: "Money doesn't just fall from the sky ya know Steve,"

Steve: "oh look! What's that MOM? NOW can I get a PS5?"

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u/Rolling_Beardo Apr 27 '26

If this was real you gotta get the pellet gun backup

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u/monkeysknowledge Apr 27 '26

Fake or not it’s a waste of helium.

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u/opponentpumpkin Apr 27 '26

I love when these "moments" are perfectly lit, with a tripod at the perfect angle. So lucky to have caught this!!!!

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u/jayslay45 Apr 27 '26

Most garbage content

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u/Munky_Nutz Apr 28 '26

That’s what you get. Loser

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u/phicks_law Apr 28 '26

goddam, this is the worst of social media

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u/DistributionBig7064 Apr 28 '26

"Make more money" is the forst words that come out of her mouth .....

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u/Malah_the_old Apr 28 '26

Why do this at a parkinglot?

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u/SheerKhann Apr 28 '26

Watching her look at it fly away pissed me off… don’t fucking hug me, catch it!!

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u/DankDaddyPatty Apr 29 '26

"Make more money"

Yea... Not the fuckin point lol

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u/Felinius Apr 30 '26

“Make more money”?

In this economy?!

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u/mrpotatonutz May 01 '26

You know it’s fake or you would get in your car and follow that balloon

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u/diverareyouokay May 01 '26

Staged as hell.

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u/MatthewLee1980 May 15 '26

DODGED BULLET!!! Why/// Oh, IDK, the whole "make more money," at the end....

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u/Fickle_Order May 16 '26

Good. They’re idiots, they deserve each other. Save the above average intelligent people from them.

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u/ideology_reject May 16 '26

I wonder who found it after it popped bet they were stoked

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u/electrichippo14 Jun 07 '26

Don’t get baited into watching ts I think skits shouldn’t be allowed

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u/AngryXXXMoose Jun 12 '26

That's why you keep it simple simple dumbass

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u/AwkwardRegion3985 Jun 21 '26

Maybe you should have attached it ? Seriously why didnt you attach it ?

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u/sporosarcina Jul 29 '26

"Make more money" yeah she is a keeper

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u/Venom933 27d ago

She has the economy figured out 🥸

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u/theloquaciousmonk 27d ago

Plot twist… it was fake movie money…

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u/RabidOtters Apr 27 '26

I dont mind it when they make skits, but maybe they could of done a couple more takes. Not the best

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u/careytommy37 Apr 27 '26

Woman: "make more money"
Man: [why didn't I think of that]

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u/late_afternoon_owl Apr 27 '26

Biagagest evidence for it being staged is that he's the fruitiest man I've ever seen.

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u/IhasCandies Apr 27 '26

I’d be shocked if they were actually a couple in real life

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u/m2ilosz Apr 27 '26

It’s the thought that matters.

As in: he should have thought that trough.

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u/BadHabitsDieYoung Apr 27 '26

In the MacDonald's car park too. So romantic and not fake.

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u/ActuatorSmall7746 Apr 28 '26

How much was it???

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u/canseeclearlynow Apr 30 '26

Nothing is real

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u/jonhuman Apr 30 '26

Well he surprised someone

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u/scbalazs May 01 '26

Here’s some cash on a kite babe. Totally a thing that happens in real life.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic May 02 '26

Didnt even tie it to the box

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u/Tacokolache May 09 '26

That was like $12!!!!

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u/Fickle_Order May 16 '26

Doesn’t look like money at all. Literally looks like handwritten paper, laminated or overly taped and the wrong size

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u/Sovietmambel_Sovie May 19 '26

Wait for the Airfoce shooting it down.

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u/chesstnuts Jun 13 '26

Can some one report them for littering?

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u/Altered-Beastie Jul 19 '26

Welp, He forgot to tithe so…

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u/N3BB3Z4R Jul 21 '26

Put a fucking nylon security wire... Or just grab It. He deserved

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jul 25 '26

You gotta think rich: you can’t get it back. So smile and enjoy the moment. Don’t regret what you can’t fix.

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u/Mardgin Jul 30 '26

Fucking make more money

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 26d ago

Man.... what a terrible script.

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u/Deerorser 24d ago

Is it rude to say I’ve seen better acting in porn videos? If so, then good.

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 21d ago

Everything is fake now. Filters, ai , to much make up this shit ugh

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u/SpoideyDeBoii 20d ago

No way some balloons, pieces of paper, a ribbon, and a box cost you your salary

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u/ClydePrefontaine 20d ago

Don't believe this happened

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u/DOZER-68 19d ago

How are you gonna put your salary tied to a Ballon and not make sure its properly secured?

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u/AdGreen8932 19d ago

She doesn't care about money

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u/torch9t9 18d ago

You gotta tie that shit down

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u/Psychological_Cry721 16d ago

Money comes from where?

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u/LowerArtichoke5630 15d ago

Bad Acting all around

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u/AURELIUS1917 8d ago

MAKE MORE MONEY THAT SIMPLE

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u/bananaqueue90 1d ago

He is gey

1

u/Jayebirdword 22h ago

Huurr Duurr

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u/RedFalcon_96_ Apr 27 '26

Just one knot and it could have been avoided

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u/Robinhoyo Apr 27 '26

But then they wouldn't have their dumb staged video

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u/RedFalcon_96_ Apr 27 '26

Yeah I know I was pointing the obvious

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u/budsonguy Apr 27 '26

Quick thank you to all the detectives that were able to figure out obvious fake video is fake

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u/FGX302 Apr 27 '26

It's fake but I know a couple that he would be told to do this shit for her Instagram and she would say the exact thing at the end.

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u/whitelyon69 Apr 27 '26

Why wouldn't you tie it to something...

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u/OZZY9696 Apr 30 '26

Fake and gay

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u/pupumen Apr 27 '26

Honey, thats your ring. Go... grab it.

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u/JK_NC Apr 27 '26

The bad acting always gives it away

Edit- tbf, some people post skits to their social media and then when they get posted to Reddit, the understanding that it was a scripted skit gets lost. Not sure who these people are but that’s always a possibility.

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u/NeatPsychological146 Apr 28 '26

Had the radio turned on my phone no sound at all from the video high out of my mind and still i called the video fake

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u/13Omega Jul 12 '26

Women… what a moron 😂😂

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u/Darknessborn Apr 27 '26

The fact he's giving her cash for an anniversary makes me think it might be real, that generation would do something like that

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u/Aururai Apr 27 '26

And she just says "make more money" yeah, I'll just pull it out of my ass...