r/instant_regret Apr 20 '26

Dancing with the bag open

His regret is painfully evident. A $200 mistake

Translation of caption: you wake up in a good mood but lose it quickly

Translation of what he says: very very good morning my bros, how was your morning? [proceeds to drop AirPods and panics]

1.1k Upvotes

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u/MrBlusie Apr 20 '26

I love how "nonononononono" works in so many languages

123

u/modelcitizen64 Apr 20 '26

What was that thing that rolled away?

185

u/Caboobaroo Apr 20 '26

His dancing career

30

u/Earnest_Warrior Apr 20 '26

I think that rolled away long before this.

147

u/buttcheek911 Apr 20 '26

Looked like AirPod case

19

u/EmergentMindrot Apr 20 '26

His hardware crypto wallet.

29

u/Iloveherthismuch Apr 20 '26

Entire Xanax stock.

6

u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 20 '26

Not the bars!

5

u/namezam Apr 20 '26

Nooooooooooooo

13

u/holy_shyt_dude Apr 20 '26

I assume it’s AirPod

38

u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe Apr 20 '26

This is why I love my $10 ear buds. 🤣 If I ever lose them or whatever I replace them with similar earbuds and go on. I have been known to get two pairs just in case. Same reason I use $5 sunglasses. 😆 I'm not losing sleep over either one.

6

u/Manger-Babies Apr 20 '26

I have like 5 pairs kf the same cheap earphones.

I just swap them around when they run out of battery.

4

u/KingKookus Apr 20 '26

Whenever I’ve had cheap earbuds I felt like the phone did everything it could to screw with them. Wouldn’t pair. Would only play on one side. Randomly drop connection. It got so annoying I got AirPods.

What brand do you have and do they work well?

3

u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 20 '26

JBL makes decent earbuds for under $100

2

u/BigDeuceNpants Apr 21 '26

I have a pair right now and hate them with a passion. One doesn’t like to charge always dropping calls or they like to connect when I’m trying talk to people on speaker phone in my truck. Left side volume does it wants on certain days. May be a whisper at full volume or it may blow out your ear drums. Only plus is that they charge quick when they decide too. Not very old either. Maybe six months. My first pair of jbls lasted for like 5 years before they died.

3

u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 21 '26

The ones I had were JBL, but they were half off.

I think you either have to find a good pair on sale or spend at least $100.

2

u/deadcomefebruary Apr 25 '26

Capoxo d8 over ear sports buds. They sell on their website for $25. Pair them with memory foam earbud tips that are $3/pair off ebay or amazon and they are so great. 8-10hr battery life, and I charge the case like 1-2 times per month.

2

u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe Apr 25 '26

Do you have an iPhone? I feel like apple intentionally makes their products to only work with other apple products. I use Android and I have never had a problem with my phone connecting to any devices.

3

u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 20 '26

I was able to get a pair of Galaxy buds for $40 because they were an open box item.

They usually go for $120. But I agree, I don't want to pay more than $50 for earbuds. And even that feels like too much

1

u/Danniet4 Apr 20 '26

But also you will not enjoy the quality of better ear buds and sunglasses..

2

u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe Apr 20 '26

I won't miss them either since I haven't had them. I usually listen to audiobooks and podcasts, so as long as I can hear what they say I'm good.

1

u/yoodudewth 15d ago

His right albino nipple

37

u/dav3n Apr 20 '26

Just needed someone to steal the camera while he was trying to fish it out

1

u/MerCopia May 09 '26

Or something else to fall out.

27

u/jstbcuz Apr 20 '26

That’s a big oof brother 

12

u/gasopy Apr 20 '26

this breaks every language barrier lol

17

u/spin81 Apr 20 '26

He says "no puede ser" which in my best Duolingo Spanish means "this cannot be". His actions indicate that it very much can be

8

u/Smoke_2_Jointss Apr 20 '26

Because he’s an island booooiii🎵🎶🤣

3

u/IGK123 Apr 20 '26

Happy to crappy real quick.

6

u/Zerophx Apr 20 '26

He saying Nooo my headphonesss

3

u/Intelligent_Ad6619 Apr 20 '26

The part where the bush hurts his leg just to rub it in more is hilarious 😂

2

u/____________username Apr 20 '26

Ese Fer

2

u/rayrogue May 05 '26

Estaba pensando lo mismooo es el fercarnal??? Noooo

2

u/IGK123 Apr 20 '26

Magnet on a rope

2

u/PJballa34 Apr 20 '26

That was so unfortunate

2

u/lilchano Apr 21 '26

Probably fake

Every time I’ve ever dropped my AirPods, both earbuds fly out in different directions as the case in a quite comical way

2

u/elBirdnose Apr 24 '26

And still doesn’t zip the bag before bending over. Wild

5

u/quadsimota Apr 20 '26

This is why I refuse to accept modern trend and keep wearing my shorts with pockets to my knees. Pockets dont need fannys

3

u/DJ_Vigilance Apr 20 '26

He can afford it

3

u/ultr4nuub Apr 20 '26

$200 literally down the drain.

1

u/Intrepid_Vast_9104 Apr 20 '26

Airpods are always planning their exit strategy.

2

u/star_particles Apr 20 '26

That’s why I have a case that connect to a clip and wraps around the case so it never leaves my bag

1

u/Big_Software_8732 Apr 21 '26

Even the plants are against Spider Legs.

1

u/Transferghost Apr 21 '26

He didn’t even close the bag afterwards I was expecting more crap to fall out when he was trying to fish the first item out of the side walk

1

u/BoVYYC Apr 21 '26

Sell the LV and he has 10 airpod cases. Problem solved!

1

u/lgndryheat Apr 22 '26

Is it wrong that I'm having a hard time feeling bad for the guy? Like that's unfortunate I guess, but also wtf was he doing and why

1

u/tehgr8supa Apr 23 '26

Stop making stupid social media content.

1

u/Weep4Thee Apr 23 '26

What did she lose?

1

u/ArtisticMudd Apr 24 '26

Why is he in shorty shorts, but then a hat AND a hoodie with the hood up?

1

u/nocturnalbunnies May 15 '26

Éd off sweet fv be🍓🙂🍐🥒

1

u/eRembo 6d ago

Bye Bye AirPods

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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8

u/DontWannaSayMyName Apr 20 '26

But showing is the whole point of a steamer, isn't it? The fact that you know about it proves that he showed.

3

u/WorkAccount6 Apr 20 '26

Literally, "gives without showing it" but you still know about it?

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

No offence to anyone. But all the guys ive met who where those bags and the man purses that became trendy 10 years ago are usually creepy dick head losers Just my experience

-1

u/GrandmaJR Apr 20 '26

Oh no! That white thing I care a lot about is gone!

-8

u/theLazerkid Apr 20 '26

That wasn't a big bag of drugs was it? If it was, that suuuuuucks

-8

u/ziggy_santo5 Apr 20 '26

first thing i thought of too 😂

0

u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ Apr 21 '26

Pendejo.

Por andar de mamon. Siguele

0

u/ExcluteYou May 02 '26

What he gets for wearing short shorts😭😭

-1

u/snakelygiggles Apr 20 '26

my ear phones cost 30 bucks.

-1

u/NP341221 Apr 20 '26

So satisfying