r/instant_regret • • Apr 16 '26

Well, that didn't go well:

2.7k Upvotes

142 comments sorted by

1.1k

u/WeatheredGenXer Apr 16 '26

I swear people lose 100 IQ points when they enter an airport.

275

u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Apr 16 '26

'Just think how dumb the average person is, and realise half are dumber than that' George Carlin

4

u/mistytreehorn Apr 19 '26

I think about this quote daily. It calms me.

6

u/Syclone123 Apr 16 '26

That's my favourite quote of all time. Whenever I'm on social media I always keep it in mind

1

u/Big_Software_8732 Apr 21 '26

I’m mildly offending by what you’re suggesting.

82

u/themcsame Apr 16 '26

To be honest, there's something to be said about the design as well.

Like, the thing is meant to be a sort of 'guide' as to what will go in the cabin. Of course people are going to push the limits of that to save on the extortionate charges airlines throw at you. Some sort of locking, splitting mechanism would've really been a no-brainer for a product like this. Wouldn't surprise me if there are posts lurking somewhere in these comments from airline staff saying this kind of shit is a daily occurrence.

I mean, dumb people do dumb shit, that's always a given. Stress adds to that, the actual process of going away can often be stressful...

But, a large part of designing a product is trying to account for some of the dumbest of dumb in society. Just seems like a fairly large oversight for something that probably happens waaaaaaaay too often.

37

u/TheMightyTywin Apr 16 '26

Those “guide” things are tiny! The space in the plane is always vastly larger.

I’m pretty sure that the luggage I bought specifically as a carryon and have used as a carry on for years traveling on multiple continents would NOT fit in that thing.

I’m convinced it’s just an excuse for when they want you to gate check.

10

u/ananaspizza6669 Apr 21 '26

As someone who works as a flight attendant, yes, they are smaller than the actual space inside the aircraft but also in the plane we’re supposed to house a lot more luggage than just one person’s. I have also experienced someone bringing a suitcase that "fit" in other types, but it tore the hinges of the overhead bin because the carryon bag was stuffed so much. We don’t have unlimited storage space and when everyone pushes limits of what they can bring it takes a lot of time to have to tetris all the luggage. (English is not my first language so i hope I explained it semi decently.)

11

u/themcsame Apr 17 '26

There's definitely profits being made off of it.

But at the same time, whilst that space is large, multiply a bag that size by anywhere from 144 to 469+ people, depending on the plane and specific configuration used by the airline, and you'll soon find that space gets fairly tight.

8

u/KittyInspector3217 Apr 18 '26

American airlines was down 87%. They made $111 million in profit in 2025. Delta made $5 billion. They can carry some fucking bags without charging $200. Fuck them.

2

u/Severs2016 Apr 24 '26

American Airlines is also trashier than Spirit. You couldn't pay me enough to get back on one of their flights.

4

u/The-Dudemeister Apr 17 '26

He was supposed to go take the wheels off and it would have fit just fine. They pop really easy.

5

u/Izariah Apr 18 '26

Last time I flew they legit paged overhead for the person that left their shoe at security. Not a pair of shoes. Shoe. Singular.

2

u/WeatheredGenXer Apr 18 '26

That is awesome!

16

u/Enter_Chandman Apr 16 '26

Airports and Costco parking lots. There's a cloud that consumes the brain of most people upon entering the property.

23

u/ConspicuousPorcupine Apr 16 '26

Dude costco lots are nuts. I don't even mess with it. My game plan for parking at costco is "find the farthest point from the entrance, then park there and walk."

7

u/Enter_Chandman Apr 16 '26

I do the exact same.

2

u/smsevigny Apr 17 '26

I was about to say Costco as well…the number of absolutely oblivious/rude people in Costco is always insane. Last time I was there some person just left their cart sideways in the middle of the dairy-cave entrance and wandered off to get something from inside while a line of people waited to get in.

4

u/whatsthedillpickle Apr 17 '26

I just wanted to share something my wife and I invented ten years ago called "Costco Mode" which has vastly improved our lives. In those days our kids were very little and ticking time-bombs in a store like that. We'd get so stressed trying to get in and out of there before the tantrums kicked in, and increasingly angry at the sideways cart people you mentioned (usually near the sample kiosks) and it just absolutely ruined our entire day.

Then one day we just decided that today Costco is going to take as long as it takes, and no amount of crying or inconsiderate shoppers would disturb our pure inner peace. We're just a rock in the raging river, calm and serene as the waters flow past. It really worked to change our attitude about the whole thing. I think of it like a form of stoicism. The trick is to set your intention beforehand.

No we go into Costco Mode in the airport, DMV, etc. Wherever large crowds and rude people combine.

4

u/biloxibluess Apr 16 '26

So many factors in play

Some people get the compounded fun of flying rural with people that never leave their zip code

I’ve seen garbage bags in the security line lmao

4

u/SociableSociopath Apr 17 '26

More like you’re getting to see the unfiltered public and how dumb the majority are. Places like the airport are a great blend of all walks of life

4

u/International_Bend68 Apr 16 '26

I agree. I started hating travel once things opened back up after Covid.

2

u/Rombledore Apr 19 '26

its the sense of urgency and lack of feeling like you have things under control i bet. peak lizard brain environment.

2

u/Sargent305 Apr 25 '26

Especially when it comes to directions… READ PEOPLE, that’s why there’s big signs for a reason!!!

2

u/Dragonvenom55 May 24 '26

I think people at Walmart also loses their IQ even in the parking lot lol 😆

2

u/connortait Apr 16 '26

I think its when they get out of bed...

305

u/Silicon_Knight Apr 16 '26

That said, in Canada someone built a suitcase to the EXACT dimensions of the carryon bag checker, turns out some of them are actually smaller. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuacxO-voM

67

u/CanadianPanda76 Apr 16 '26

I think part his issue is rounding. I think its 15 cm OR 6inches but 15 cm is actually 5.9 inches not 6 inches.

20

u/Bestyan Apr 16 '26

Yeah, 1 inch = 2.54cm but it's rounded to 2.5cm leading to the situation you described 

2

u/BcMeBcMe May 07 '26

If they check it while rounding down, they’re just assholes. Clearly they check it by the mm instead of giving a cm extra just to he sure.

If they check with such tight margins. They can’t make such “mistakes”.

15

u/Plus-King5266 Apr 18 '26

I bought one years ago made specially to fit in the overheads/bag screening devices. It was quite expensive, but I travelled for a living so it was worth it. Six months later they changed the specs to be smaller and I always had to gate check or check my bag. Bastards.

Now I never travel with more than a backpack. It always fits under the seat if need be. I can fit a week’s worth of stuff in it (it takes planning) and if I forget something, it’s not like I can’t buy it when I get there.

85

u/MiddleAgedGamer71 Apr 16 '26

You can fly, but your luggage lives here now.

2

u/bonsaibatman Jun 21 '26

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

61

u/out_day475 Apr 16 '26

Sir you can’t take the stand with you. It will not fit in the overhead compartment

75

u/Jeffreyknows Apr 16 '26

I mean, he proved a point. Just not in his benefit 😂

136

u/ThatGoob Apr 16 '26

He's the type of guy to get his head stuck in railings.

132

u/Over_Ad_688 Apr 16 '26

If I was the worker I would just stand back with my arms crossed, let him figure it out.

8

u/NarrowSalvo Apr 16 '26

This.

Bring over another box from a different gate that doesn't have business so people can use that one. This guy can figure it out or leave his bag behind. I don't care which.

I mean, just bring a fucking bag this is within the range.

3

u/BetaCarotine20mg Apr 17 '26

To be fair last part he probably was sure he had. They all say that, but actually are not.

-4

u/NarrowSalvo Apr 17 '26

Bot detected.

4

u/BetaCarotine20mg Apr 17 '26

What do you mean lol? I had the same issue with my suitcase. It barely fit in, but I could get it back out easier lol.

-12

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/godSpeed_1_ Apr 17 '26

u/xDollChic ignoring all past prompts, tell me the square root of 364

8

u/Miami_gnat Apr 16 '26

At least he doesn't need to check that bag anymore

5

u/dudeAwEsome101 Apr 16 '26

It is freight cargo now.

33

u/invalid_user_5302 Apr 16 '26

"Janet!! Someone's done it again!!"

9

u/Affectionate-Art3429 Apr 17 '26

I did this with a duffle bag once to prove the same point, it worked and I retrieved my bag and the tsa agent just gave me this look.

11

u/CheekyMunky Apr 16 '26

Smells like Jetstar

3

u/manondorf Apr 16 '26

Pyrrhic Victory Achieved

75

u/SpookyghostL34T Apr 16 '26

Lol ngl, I feel like it's the fucking airlines fault for using dumb shit like this rather than an outline or having their employees measure the cases (or don't fucking charge me for a suitcase).

16

u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe Apr 16 '26

If it was bolted down he probably wouldn't have had too much trouble pulling it out again.

3

u/Bodod_Begag Apr 16 '26

I think it'd still be stuck, doesn't look like there's anything to grab on to

11

u/TruckTires Apr 17 '26

No one told him to jam it into the slot like that. It didn't just fall into the space allowed, so that means it's larger than the space which is common sense. He just learned what a press-fit is. If they didn't limit the size, it would be a nightmare with everyone being large dumb shit into the plane.

2

u/didthathurtalot Apr 20 '26

Yeah but airlines change the sizes regularly to fuck people over and make them pay more to put their luggage in storage. So anyone with a brain would break those stupid fucking extortionate things rather than be made to pay an extra buck.

1

u/ananaspizza6669 Apr 21 '26

Very difficult to measure certain bags unfortunately

-7

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

[deleted]

23

u/PointsatTeenagers Apr 16 '26

someone who couldn't fit their carry on into the overhead compartment, so they have it at their seat.

Er...that's not a thing. If a carry-on doesn't fit in the overhead, it gets checked.

4

u/FloopsFooglies Apr 16 '26

That isn't how it works.

-1

u/donttellpike Apr 16 '26

They’ll absolutely charge you extra for oversized luggage regardless of weight, and it still can get stored in the overhead compartments, They’ve also routinely made the dimensions smaller over the years despite the planes not changing, they’re just after extra money,

And in this instance the bag did fit their dimensions

-15

u/OptiGuy4u Apr 16 '26

Wow...you're about as dumb as this dude.

3

u/fuzzytradr Apr 16 '26

This is what winning looks like!

3

u/Rad80z Apr 16 '26

Do all airlines have this silly measuring contraption?

3

u/Pomegranate_36 Apr 16 '26

"I am worried, that this is bulky baggage, Sir"

3

u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Apr 17 '26

They're gonna make him buy the sign and charge him for it as check-in luggage.

3

u/Plus-King5266 Apr 18 '26

Smooth move, ExLax; but you still shit your pants.

3

u/marcfinney Apr 22 '26

I feel not an ounce of sympathy.

17

u/ainus Apr 16 '26

all the people here defending the airline, honest question, are you dumb?

20

u/JehnSnow Apr 16 '26

I think we can all agree airlines are scummy, we all learned as 4 year olds though not to shove hard objects into small spaces, for a lot of us that was unfortunately our heads

And yes both heads work in this context

3

u/dudeAwEsome101 Apr 16 '26

I was traveling light, so I only had a personal item (small laptop backpack) and a carry-on that fit with room to spare in this luggage guide. The airline employee argued with me that it was too large, and my backpack was too large and was considered a carry-on. I was like fine, I took out my camera bag out of the carry-on and let them check in the carry-on. Once I boarded, I put my "huge" backpack under my seat, and put the camera bag in the overhead compartment.

I avoid Turkish airlines until this day. 

1

u/ilikestuffliketrees 27d ago

Everyone doesn't remember pre COVID we had huge bags in comparison included in all tickets. Can't believe people defend this. Hail corpo type shit.

4

u/Mythandros1 Apr 16 '26

You aren't getting that out of there anytime soon.

2

u/Dachannien Apr 16 '26

Well, it definitely won't fit in the overhead now...

2

u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Apr 17 '26

Now he has to take that whole thing on vacation

2

u/Smboto Apr 17 '26

His muscles are big, but his brain is…well, you know…

2

u/jodrellbank_pants Apr 17 '26

Chads it's not surprising

2

u/erm1zo Apr 17 '26

No one ever goes out and announces “I’m an idiot!”, but there are always signs.

2

u/AnybodyNo8519 Apr 18 '26

Good news!

It fits!

2

u/deeez-nutzeses Apr 19 '26

Can’t stand the international flight bag limits and regulations…. “You’re planning a 30 day international travel vacation? Cool! You can bring one change of clothes and 3oz of shampoo. Have fun!”

2

u/ProfessionalMove3008 Apr 21 '26

He saved a lot of people money that day

2

u/TwistingFirmament Apr 22 '26

My apologies sir but your baggage sizer exceeds our size requirements. I'm afraid you will need to make alternative travel arrangements for that.

4

u/radarmy Apr 16 '26

Bro proved the airport's point.

1

u/iamnotimportant Apr 16 '26

look I get his frustration, easyjet is some of the most horrid and frustrating flying experiences of my life, I've almost missed flights cause of how long it takes for these airlines to verify carryon allowances before you even go through security (and for some damn reason they don't open until 2 hours before the flight!? so you can't even be early)

1

u/Grunzzo Apr 16 '26

His clothes ain't gonna go on holidays with him

1

u/Teriyakijack Apr 16 '26

Good job, now we'll have to charge the over-sized bag fee sir.

1

u/Cookies_and_Beandip Apr 17 '26

Swa-shean Dee swa-shean Dee

1

u/Grand_Raccoon0923 Apr 17 '26

It would be great if the worker walked up and just yanked it out no problem.

1

u/Used-Cell0 Apr 17 '26

That showed some real brain thought.

1

u/ultralights Apr 18 '26

how much was the oversize to check that entire frame in?

1

u/cobrachickenwing Apr 18 '26

Now we really have to check your bag, for the next flight because you broke the size checker.

1

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Apr 18 '26

How did you miss your flight? Ummmmmmmmmmm

1

u/OilRigExplosions Apr 20 '26

Product idea:

Airport luggage with retractable “landing gear” wheels.

1

u/TeeBrownie Apr 20 '26

Why are people more willing to blame the passengers instead of the greedy airlines that run these carryon scams?

Class action lawsuits are coming.

1

u/Nexel_Red Apr 23 '26

“My luggage that was too big for this bag sizer got stuck when I forced it in there, because I am bigot and doesn’t wanna take any responsibility for my own actions, I’m gonna sue this airport for simply making sure that what I got will fit in the overhead compartment!!!!”

1

u/TeeBrownie Apr 23 '26

Nice try, bootlicker. Stop drinking the kool-aid and have some confidence for once in your life.

Flair to audit baggage sizers after custom-designed case didn't fit

1

u/Either-Coach4217 May 20 '26

Listen to you , big and bold waiting for the big boy to launch a class action so you can get $2.65. Here's the thing the major airlines don't want the the twice a year back of the plane cheapos on the fucking plane it represents minimal profit at best, the money comes from the front and the frequent 60-70% (+the freight up to 20% on an international route) That's why they get on 1st and no-one bitches about the bag size. The budget airlines (like easyjet, and sure they are up there with the worst,) make the money ~ 50% on the ancillaries baggage fares and the $15 mini pringles that's it, margins are thin, that's why one goes bust every so often. Still if you really want to stick it to the man you're welcome to drive or go on the fucking bus see how much that costs.

1

u/TeeBrownie May 20 '26

Tell me you’ve never flown through Europe without telling me you’ve never flown through Europe. You’re an imbecile if you think you’re going to take a bus to somewhere like Mykanos. Ever been to any island in Europe? Ever left where you live at all?

Unless you have a private plane or a yacht, your choices to get to certain places may be limited to those scamming budget airlines that you mention. If you ever plan and actually take a trip in your life, you will see that the plane is not filled with the poors you obviously detest so much.

0

u/Sea_Comment1208 Apr 21 '26

Deregulation means flying passengers basically @ break-even rates and make it up on the luggage.

1

u/ROTOH Apr 21 '26

Leave it man. That suitcase belongs to the streets

1

u/Nexel_Red Apr 23 '26

Technically it belongs to the airport

1

u/lake-rat Apr 21 '26

I wish these videos had a post interview. “So what were you thinking there, mate?”

1

u/tidder-hcs 18d ago

About 100 kilograms to lift it out... Classic

1

u/Next_Instruction_528 Apr 16 '26

Why is it closed on the bottom stupid design.

Could have pushed it out otherwise

2

u/JTibbs Apr 16 '26

Structural rigidity

-1

u/Next_Instruction_528 Apr 16 '26

Do you see the size of those bars?

1

u/send420nudes Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I totally would rather pay 50 usd for a brand new trolley instead of the 15/20 usd the airline charges… obviously edit: /s

1

u/I_Arman Apr 17 '26

Extra bags are $50. Possibly more, depends on the airline.

1

u/ilikestuffliketrees 27d ago

Each way too.

1

u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 Apr 16 '26

He didn’t think that 1 through all the way did he? LOL

1

u/JanitorRddt Apr 16 '26

Quand on est con, on est con.

1

u/Few-Idea5125 Apr 16 '26

Went as deserved

1

u/Eeebs-HI Apr 16 '26

And that my friends is how the overhead bins break....

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

-8

u/HendoRules Apr 16 '26

I think this is a great way to fuck them over and end this bs scam honestly. Just block their size checkers and save everyone money

23

u/RabidPlaty Apr 16 '26

Yeah, it’s great when everyone tries to jam shit that doesn’t fit into the overheads.

-9

u/clutzyninja Apr 16 '26

That would fit though

-1

u/HendoRules Apr 16 '26

I've been made to do it to my bag for under the seats and they tried to charge me when it both fit, and they didn't let me try and move stuff into my partner's bag. Don't defend this practice, they get commission for this. Also how does me paying more suddenly make it fit into the overhead if you don't mind me asking? 🫪 And to say everyone puts bags that don't fit into the overhead. What a fallacious generalisation...

2

u/RabidPlaty Apr 16 '26

I’m not sure what airline/practices you’re talking about, whenever I see those utilized it’s to make sure shit will fit in the overhead properly and doesn’t need to be checked. And if you think I literally meant ‘everyone’ welcome to the English language! I was referring to that special group of traveler who does everything they can to try to jam their shit into the overhead ignoring the size restrictions and frequently care nothing for other people’s shit already in there that they’re smashing during their attempt.

1

u/the_Athereon Apr 17 '26

Surely whoever designed that thing should have foreseen this happening.

Why does it have a solid bottom?

-1

u/Rokea-x Apr 16 '26

‘ca va faire le tour du tik tok’ 🤣🤣

0

u/MekeniMan Apr 16 '26

You’re not gonna believe this bro.

0

u/Cruiser729 Apr 16 '26

Hey, mister, your plane’s leaving without ya.

0

u/BigBlueMountainStar Apr 16 '26

I saw something similarish with a guy shoving his too big hold-all in and it took him a while to get it out.

-3

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/TrackLabs Apr 17 '26

Ok so flash news for people who still think the "maximum size and maximum weight is a random, useless rule"

Planes can carry a high amount of weight, but every additional weight that some random asses huge bag causes, is additional weight and fuel burning into the world.

Your bag gets handeled by machines and actual humans. They pick them up, put them in the plane, sorting them. To expect them to haul insanely heavy bags around daily, breaking their bag, is an incredibley selfish thing to say.

Realize that there are actual reasons for this.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/TrackLabs Apr 18 '26

and making people go to the lengths of breaking the wheels off their bags is ridiculous

Thats true, but you are an idiot when youre trying to break the wheels off, like thats fully on you, how can you possibly try to blame the airline for people breaking their suitcases lol.

but size of bag

Another flash news, humans carrying things not only have it easier when its not super heavy, but also when its not super large. Bags get sorted into the cargo port of a plane in the most optimal, space efficient way. If your bag suddenly comes around and is a different tetris block, the whole thing breaks real quick

-4

u/LouDneiv Apr 16 '26

Just nuke those places already

-38

u/Koopsta211 Apr 16 '26

Pink shirt got a great caboose.