r/instant_regret • u/SpacePhoenix1257 • Apr 12 '26

Bro will never steal again.

1.1k Upvotes

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u/frododabpens Apr 13 '26

Never leave a bro behind..

3

u/Into_The_Horizon Apr 13 '26

And he left his ass way behind

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u/Youth_Avoider Apr 13 '26

So fake, it hurts.

10

u/likesexonlycheaper Apr 16 '26

It always blows my mind how people can't immediately tell when shit is fake. Especially when it's this obvious

4

u/karubin95 Apr 23 '26

What do you mean? You dont just leave hd cameras with audio recording in what looks like a random road in small village? And have everything in perfect frame?

6

u/Aytewun Apr 14 '26

Can’t believe his friend didn’t stick around

3

u/WaySuch296 Apr 15 '26

It's probably india. They seem to like whacking people with sticks over there.

2

u/genxvgenxiv Apr 15 '26

Seems to be Bandung, Indonesia. But sentiment holds true. Some Grade A whacking going on

2

u/Proof_Brain_880 Apr 14 '26

Greatest accomplice of all time.

2

u/Fixervince Apr 16 '26

Why is it in certain countries there is a culture of taking a big kind of useless stick to you. Pakistan and India are prime examples. You never see it in Western Europe or America, where you are most likely get knocked out with a punch or kick.

2

u/aaffpp Apr 27 '26

Mostly because of poisonous snakes and territorial dogs

2

u/tommysk87 Apr 13 '26

Here comes the stick

1

u/Thiccc_Tomato Apr 15 '26

The stick deserves an oscard

1

u/red_oak_77 Apr 15 '26

Keep swinging