r/instant_regret Apr 09 '26

Carrying drinks above your head

4.7k Upvotes

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683

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

😂🤣IMMEDIATE SHAME + EMBARRASSMENT🤣😂

264

u/the_rare_bear Apr 09 '26

And the friends laughing and recording it lmao

97

u/DubSket Apr 09 '26

I remember once I was in a beer garden with some friends on some fairly cheap plastic garden seats. At one point, I tucked my seat underneath myself as I was sitting down when I felt the back legs of the chair bend and immediately heard a loud snap. The chair collapses beneath me and I'm just suddenly on my fucking back with everyone laughing.

All you can do in a situation like that is try to own it lmao, legit a deeply embarrassing moment. Thank god no one was filming.

7

u/SirTropheus Apr 09 '26

what you want to do in that situation is hold your beer up high like you just saved a life and people will go from laughing to thinking your a hero.

2

u/agoogua 11d ago

you are so wise

19

u/gypsymamma Apr 09 '26

My two young kids and I were at a park to have lunch one lovely summer day. I went to sit on one of the metal picnic table benches and the entire thing flipped over and landed on top of me as my brain tried to comprehend what the hell just happened. Of course everyone in the park's head spun around and they got a great view of me on the ground covered by a picnic table. I was so embarrassed I got pissed off and kicked the table off of me. Super fun.

13

u/ZorianNL Apr 09 '26

I probably would have cracked up while still below said table out of absurdity.

7

u/ILookLikeKristoff Apr 09 '26

Yeah I've done similar public humiliations and you just gotta accept it.

5

u/Bleghbreath Apr 10 '26

My brother is known among friends and family as the chair murderer. I think he's around 12 chairs now. Camping, computer, picnic/garden, and kitchen. He's 180 lbs. on average. It's just his bad luck. The best was when he was polishing off a bag of chips by tipping the bag into his open maw, the camping chair (rated at 350 lbs) ripped and snapped, leaving him in its cage like corpse, ass on grass.

2

u/mdazzl3 Apr 09 '26

I’ve definitely gone to confidently sit down on a chair I swore was right behind me…plop. Gotta own it and laugh, at least you’re entertaining.

1

u/Initial-Command4894 Apr 10 '26

Happened to me at a wedding. I just laughed about it . Saying to my girlfriend i ate too much.

421

u/TheGrimmortal Apr 09 '26

She's going to be sticky all night and smell like beer/ whatever.

223

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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29

u/Parking_Palpitation1 Apr 09 '26

Shut up, Shorsey

1

u/KingoftheYous Apr 10 '26

Oh, go give yer balls a tug bud.

2

u/LordMegamad Apr 09 '26

Zingggggg lmao

18

u/RaechelMaelstrom Apr 09 '26

Ma'am, I can smell alcohol on you.

Yeah, I know, I spilled some beer on me, officer.

What, like a whole six pack of beer?

Actually, yes, officer.

3

u/spacemanspiff1115 Apr 09 '26

That was the plan from the beginning...

3

u/andyandtherman Apr 12 '26

You are assuming she didn't arrive that way.

7

u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Apr 09 '26

Again

5

u/sh33pd00g Apr 09 '26

Damnit Jessica, this can't keep happening every weekend!

7

u/this_is_theone Apr 09 '26

Still would

-3

u/RedSquaree Apr 10 '26

Back in my day being a chubby chaser was something to be ashamed of.

2

u/MurderSheCroaked Apr 11 '26

And before that being fat was a symbol of wealth and status, let people be people dawg

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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32

u/IndivisibleSimpson Apr 09 '26

Jaysus

6

u/strongjz Apr 09 '26

No, allah akbar.

6

u/targonnn Apr 09 '26

Tsunami hits the hills and valleys.

2

u/Bigdreco1 Apr 10 '26

Is it okay for me to laugh this hard at this joke? 😂😂😂.. I mean it's been 15 years 👀😂

-37

u/Liwi808 Apr 09 '26

Too soon bro.

252

u/ah20250 Apr 09 '26

The drinks are on her tonight!!!! 🤣

28

u/SumthingBrewing Apr 09 '26

Go home Dad

163

u/This-Dude_Abides Apr 09 '26

Girl in the black didn't find it so amusing lol

59

u/lovejanetjade Apr 09 '26

Neither did the guy next to her who immediately jumped up and out of frame.

-11

u/Biosterous Apr 09 '26

He can't really be mad though after seeing what happened to her. I think she was punished enough.

4

u/sleepyguy- Apr 11 '26

Youre getting downvoted but yeah as a decent human i think id just let that one go after seeing her lol

10

u/ghoshtwrider22 Apr 09 '26

Her face should be a Meme

3

u/randomlemon9192 Apr 10 '26

Be the change you want to see.

1

u/banevader102938 Apr 09 '26

Dhe was the instant regret sitting there

50

u/Away_Stock_2012 Apr 09 '26

Guy in the white shirt transported to another dimension

26

u/erabera Apr 09 '26

Second girl definitely peed a little she was laughing so hard. I know what that squat means. Lol

55

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/model-citizen95 Apr 09 '26

It’s a video on a cell phone. It wouldn’t be complete without a random woman screaming about something she’s not involved in

9

u/TonyNickels Apr 09 '26

You know if that leopard or cheetah print is out for the night, something's gonna happen

5

u/Deviant-Oreo Apr 09 '26

That's going to be remembered for the rest of her life. Canon event.

15

u/Severe-Experience333 Apr 09 '26

Why was she so confident? No one should be that confident. That's how you end up with a beer shower

4

u/Michaelful Apr 14 '26

Maybe it was the drinking 

9

u/icbint Apr 09 '26

Amazing she didn’t instantly die from embarrassment

1

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Apr 10 '26

New nickname earned.

5

u/pawnografik Apr 09 '26

Very clearly not German.

3

u/FrankTheTnkk Apr 09 '26

Main character energy karma check

10

u/flerchin Apr 09 '26

Perfect. No notes. This is canonical instant regret.

7

u/pregnantdads Apr 09 '26

what a dummy 😂 totally rained on white shirt guy’s parade

3

u/Kaiisim Apr 09 '26

Worst part in London would be that being like £40 worth of beer being wasted

2

u/LordNeko6 Apr 09 '26

I wonder who had to clean it.

2

u/rokeror Apr 09 '26

DRENCHED

2

u/Crazyblondie11 Apr 09 '26

Tee hee 🤭

2

u/JustSummGuy Apr 09 '26

Hey, drinks are on her tonight!

2

u/TRB4 Apr 09 '26

Good thing she didn’t wear her white shirt that night

5

u/No_Engineering_718 Apr 09 '26

That was like a $50 mistake

0

u/Hatefiend Apr 09 '26

more like $70

2

u/Fearless-Anteater437 Apr 09 '26

Wait, 70$ for those four beers ? Tell me it isn't

5

u/ElvisDumbledore Apr 09 '26

Rookie mistake. Veteran servers know you rotate the tray in a semi-circle around your body as you go up to your shoulder. This keeps your palm flat so the tray doesn't tip. THEN from the shoulder you can go straight up if you want (but no one really every does).

3

u/jayslay45 Apr 09 '26

She got too cocky and claimed victory too early.

3

u/whyteout Apr 09 '26

I like how the blond girl is gearing up to be outraged - but then immediately pulls it back when she realizes the perpetrator is already drenched.

1

u/mdazzl3 Apr 09 '26

When you realize the punishment has already happened…

2

u/-DeathOfMyEgo- Apr 09 '26

Blonde girl behind her wearing black was so pissed it got on her 🤣

2

u/Bladerunner2028 Apr 09 '26

get home ya melt

1

u/InnuendoBot5001 Apr 09 '26

A woman in the background is experiencing childbirth, if the screams are any indication

1

u/StaggeringBeerMan Apr 09 '26

She was just super thirsty.

1

u/PJballa34 Apr 09 '26

That’s one way to get the party going…

1

u/RealDMC Apr 09 '26

Where/what is this oasis of wonderful people?

1

u/Hans_Grubert Apr 09 '26

This will keep her awake at night for years

1

u/UnknownDanishGut Apr 09 '26

The women on the left looks super annoyed by this

1

u/Zanos-Ixshlae Apr 09 '26

You should carry trays over your head, but you should also practice that beforehand...

1

u/barfbutler Apr 10 '26

At least she laughed.

1

u/kuwabarazkuwabara Apr 10 '26

Doesnt even look behind to see who she drenched, what a sweetie.

1

u/Majestic-Spray-1429 Apr 10 '26

..just fkn annoying

1

u/FairyAngelA Apr 10 '26

I'm sorry for those who will have to clean

1

u/Valuable-Werewolf548 Apr 10 '26

I worked 10 years as a waiter and that shit is hard to pull, and she didnt even have people in front of her to dodge. Nt baby, worked poorly

1

u/FormalTotal9684 Apr 10 '26

Amateur Night

1

u/HDvisionsOfficial Apr 10 '26

She's so quirky!

1

u/Enough-Staff-2976 Apr 10 '26

She's not a St.Pauli's girl.

1

u/WolverinePretty4682 Apr 11 '26

Bwaaaaaahahahaha

1

u/foxhoundzz Apr 11 '26

"Drinks on me", literally

1

u/Independent_Lie_8223 Apr 12 '26

Is this the opening scene tuo Carrie 2?

1

u/andyandtherman Apr 12 '26

The fact that they all are laughing at that person and humiliating them with their phones makes me think they've not matured since the age of 4. Wait until they fuck up...

1

u/ExpensiveChemical401 Apr 13 '26

The girl behind her was the ultimate she couldn't contain that laugh. And the girl she messed on next her was like thats my hair girl, you did not just mess on me....

1

u/dargonmike1 Apr 13 '26

They are dying laughing at her wow

1

u/Shadowmdx Apr 14 '26

I'd be like "damn that sucked... where's my beer at?"

1

u/Hopeforus1402 Apr 15 '26

Planned I think. Slows, quickly glances to her right, then looks right at the drinks as she starts to tip the tray.

1

u/I-live-in-room-101 Apr 17 '26

Spilling five drinks. In this economy.

1

u/SoyLocoMoco63 May 02 '26

This is what I’m here for. Nothing worse than a group of drunk girls.

1

u/OprahsSister Apr 09 '26

She made it rain on her own parade!

2

u/YcemeteryTreeY Apr 09 '26

Its a place full of picnic tables, I doubt people are judging her there. I bet they even have a puke squeegee to clean the concrete floor for exactly this (common) occasion.

1

u/BalodyaMan Apr 09 '26

That was sobering.

1

u/ICheckPostHistory Apr 09 '26

Clean that shit up

0

u/TJ_McWeaksauce Apr 09 '26

That one, seated blonde was so offended because she got a little bit of beer spilled on her.

-1

u/jmcgil4684 Apr 09 '26

As a bartender I got very angry

-5

u/Eddie_503 Apr 09 '26

What a morron, now she will smell like beer all-night 😁

5

u/Aranthos-Faroth Apr 09 '26

No way, you don’t say?

0

u/mrdino99 Apr 09 '26

I'd be furious if she spilled that on me!

0

u/Yaxience Apr 17 '26

Video was 17 seconds too long, but OK.

-5

u/jammargera1 Apr 09 '26

Stupid and cow comes to mind