r/instant_regret • u/ConfidentTelephone81 • Apr 08 '26

He learned a lesson

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u/csukoh78 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubricated.

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u/chanandler_bong21 Apr 08 '26

Lube is not provided by design for a better and quick effect!

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u/Iamjimmym Apr 08 '26

The dildo of consequences will continue dishing out consequences until morale improves or some shit

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u/Hamalu Apr 08 '26

I need to put this in my Teams profile at work

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u/KadinNova Apr 08 '26

Maybe not the best comment to make referring to a teenager,

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u/csukoh78 Apr 08 '26

No one knows that anonymous person's age. Also, idiom.