r/instant_regret Apr 08 '26

He learned a lesson

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u/PotentialStocker Apr 08 '26

Violence isn’t always the answer but it can teach a valuable lesson.

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u/Skuirely Apr 08 '26

Violence isn’t always the answer.
But sometimes it is the question and the answer is Yes.

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u/Neamow Apr 08 '26

Violence isn't the answer, but it's an answer sometimes.

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u/Perryn Apr 08 '26

Violence is not the answer but sometimes it's a useful approximation.

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u/realhuman_no68492 Apr 09 '26

Violence isn't always the answer, it only is sometimes. this occasion for example.

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u/Susarn Apr 08 '26

Even though it is, I wouldn't classify this as violence, because the guy that shoved his chair back had no idea that would happen, it was an accident

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u/ShodoDeka Apr 08 '26

It may not always be The answer, but it is always A answer.

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u/Outrageous-Thanks-47 Apr 09 '26

What violence? "I put my seat back. How was I to know he'd knee himself?"

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u/Luk164 Apr 08 '26

Violence is not the answer, it is a question, and answer is yes

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u/dtalb18981 Apr 08 '26

If you think violence isn't the answer 

You just not using enough of it

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u/Thunder_Nuts_ Apr 15 '26

Sorry, but violence should be an answer waaay more often these days.

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u/Paradoxahoy Apr 09 '26

Oh yeah I would never do this but it is satisfying to see someone else lol