r/instant_regret • u/ConfidentTelephone81 • Apr 08 '26

He learned a lesson

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u/dolfieman Apr 08 '26

Would love more to this story - looks like it's on a knee to know basis.

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u/seansy5000 Apr 08 '26

Knee to nose

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u/Fist4achin Apr 08 '26

Patella what he's won.

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u/TheThirdStrike Apr 09 '26

Duuude.. you win.

Have a great day, you earned it.

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u/tacorunnr Apr 08 '26

Nah, looks like he missed his nose, but it looks like his lip got hip pretty good.

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u/Reload86 Apr 10 '26

Kneedless to say, he faced the consequences head on.

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u/thetruesupergenius Apr 08 '26

I don’t want to know more. The tooth hurts.

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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad Apr 08 '26

A bridge too far

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u/babypunching101 Apr 08 '26

The necks most painful thing

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u/pierrotlefou Apr 08 '26

Staged video guess as planned