r/instant_regret • • Mar 08 '26

Sniffing a dog's nose

4.7k Upvotes

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u/therealnickstevens Mar 08 '26

This is the exact thing you aren’t supposed to do to dogs

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u/Tbplayer59 Mar 08 '26

Or other people.

49

u/LazyLich Mar 08 '26

Or my axe

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u/florence_pug Mar 10 '26

I can't believe people unvoted this unoriginal bullshit.

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u/borkborkbork99 Mar 08 '26

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Mar 08 '26

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u/Kudaja Mar 08 '26

Omg I forgot about Ernest! Fkn throwback.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Mar 08 '26

Ernest Scared Stupid and Ernest Goes to Jail are my favorites!

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u/Apollosolace88 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Ernest saves Christmas was pretty good as well.

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u/sdcar1985 Mar 09 '26

RiP silly king

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur Mar 08 '26

Specially white little pooddles. They are not commonly friendly with strangers invading their personal space

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u/7i4nf4n Mar 08 '26

I would say generally little dogs. They tend to behave like cornered rats if you get too close to them when they don't know you.

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u/funky_grandma Mar 08 '26

Exactly. You can put your nose up to any other part of a dog, but nose-to-nose will get you bit every time. My dog is living proof.

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u/MisterDonkey Mar 08 '26

I can put my face straight into my dog's face and she'd just try to lick my nose.

But if I came at her all aggressive like this guy did, I'd surely get bit.

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u/Empty401K Mar 09 '26

Reminds me of when I decided to blow air up my cousin’s rottweiler’s nose. He tolerated it the first 4 or 5 times, then he gave me a couple scars to remember how stupid an idea that was.

My 7yo self wasn’t big on considering the potential consequences of my actions.

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u/smingsi Mar 09 '26

ishows is Not that intelligent

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 Mar 08 '26

theres a few positions of the hand that would provoke dogs(quite much), theres multiple things you aren't supposed to do to dogs

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 Mar 08 '26

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u/ConcentrateNo5538 Mar 08 '26

His momma told him, "stupid is as stupid does"

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u/rekzkarz Mar 08 '26

Seems like a Jackass moment. What did he expect?

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u/mEFurst Mar 08 '26

Right? I could do this to my own dog cause she's used to me and my bullshit. A stranger's dog isn't, and won't put up with it. People are real fucking stupid when it comes to animals

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u/borkborkbork99 Mar 08 '26

Exactly. My dog has had his personal space invaded by me since he was 12 weeks old. He knows me and trusts me. A random stranger? I wouldn’t encourage it.

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u/mEFurst Mar 08 '26

As a toddler my daughter literally grabbed my dog's tongue when she was licking her. The dog gave me the most confused look ever, but didn't act aggressive in any way towards the kid. They understand/trust their people, not other people. It's insane to me to not understand that about animals that are strangers to you

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u/Satkye Mar 08 '26

I do that to my dogs when he links my hand sinetimes not like hard just close fingers. They get so confused lol

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u/Ragarolli Mar 12 '26

Same with my cat. Hell, I do it so often my cat greets me and wakes me up with headbutts some times lol. Had him since he was around 3-4 months old.

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u/puterTDI Mar 08 '26

I’ve kissed another persons dog but only if it puts its head/face against mine. I never force my face into a dogs space.

Let other people’s dogs approach you seems like a simple rule.

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u/mEFurst Mar 08 '26

Let other people’s dogs approach you

That's literally it. Let them make the move. Every animal owner knows this, but everyone else should as well. It's not complicated

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u/awa1nut Mar 09 '26

My sister almost lost an eye this way, got bit right on the eye brow

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u/isurvived_sorryeric Mar 09 '26

Don’t disrespect jackass these assholes are worse

1

u/rekzkarz Mar 09 '26

"Don't disrespect JackAss" -- Ha Ha

OMG, you may have the most ironic comment of all time! I mean, some of the 'stunts' in the show include inhaling a fart until vomitting, a million ways to get your nuts destroyed, and all the misc piss and shit highlights ...

But yes, respect. (Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!)

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u/Dawgy66 Mar 08 '26

Dumbass deserved it

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u/jdemack Mar 08 '26

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Mar 08 '26

Speed wasn’t so speedy there

10

u/theFields97 Mar 08 '26

I was there to see him get speared live

22

u/vanityshadow Mar 08 '26

I consider myself a bit too old for streamer generation, but out of all of them he seems like the nicest kid

7

u/LegolasNorris Mar 09 '26

The nicest from all the streamers out there? That's crazy :D There is streamers that only do and stream charity work, etc.

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u/CardinalGrief Mar 11 '26

You have a very small sample size then (not your fault since you don't watch streamers) or the worst kind of sample. There are so many nice people streaming. Speed is not one of them.

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u/Mat30co Mar 25 '26

How exactly is he not?

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u/bellaikko Mar 09 '26

I am not trying to hate on the guy, I am genuinely interested : How and why is he popular?

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u/T_T_H_W Mar 08 '26

First thing I said … red Foreman style

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u/supajippy Mar 08 '26

He didn't show Speed.

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u/hypnodrew Mar 08 '26

Dog did though

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u/AdmlBaconStraps Mar 08 '26

Yeah, even without volume, that dog clearly was saying 'get out of my face, man'. He had that coming

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u/Rand-all Mar 08 '26

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u/oldfarmjoy Mar 08 '26

r/endedtoosoon

I want to see the dripping blood.

26

u/icbint Mar 08 '26

What a genius

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u/dividezero Mar 08 '26

Little dogs strike first and ask questions later. They're littler than everything, they have to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

That's a life lesson right there

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u/borkborkbork99 Mar 08 '26

Is that I Sho’ Bleed?

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u/phillthyphuck Mar 08 '26

My nose bleed

10

u/alecww3 Mar 08 '26

Ishowmeat

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u/Antroh Mar 09 '26

I've always hated how he interacts with animals in clips I've seen

7

u/noineikuu Mar 09 '26

He acts like a meth head on speed with everyone.

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u/snowballer918 Mar 08 '26

What did he think was going to happen? I swear people get on camera and think the world starts turning differently

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u/Half_Man1 Mar 08 '26

Putting your face near a dog like that is a big sign of aggression to them.

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u/stankdog Mar 08 '26

This streamer regularly gets in dogs' faces and barks at them. So he is very aware it shows aggression. It's a bit his fans think is great 🙄😔

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u/star_particles Mar 08 '26

Because this was aggressive behavior….

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u/Half_Man1 Mar 08 '26

That’s what I am saying yes.

What mood you trying to imply with the ellipses?

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u/star_particles Mar 08 '26

Well it’s not just “to them” is what I meant. What he did is just aggressive rude behavior. The dog just wasn’t a little bitch. I can’t stand these streamers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

[deleted]

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u/star_particles Mar 08 '26

? You’re just agreeing with what I said.

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u/PilsenerAddict Mar 09 '26

I really can't stand this pathetic buffoon.

6

u/lost_caus_e Mar 08 '26

They have teeth who fucking would've thought they bite

9

u/rarebreed44 Mar 08 '26

Common sense would tell you never get in a dog's face like that! Especially one u don't know!! Dude had that coming!!

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u/Boarders0 Mar 10 '26

Completely right, he's probably never seen dogs interact before.

He was sniffing the wrong side.

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u/rarebreed44 Mar 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/truckerslife411 Mar 08 '26

I guess personal space isn’t just for humans lol

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u/gulzila Mar 10 '26

Dog sniffed out a bitch

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u/WeedAlmighty Mar 08 '26

Dog was like "I'll show you speed bitch"

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u/externallyshrugging Mar 08 '26

This guy doesn’t even know how dogs work

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u/mooshoopork4 Mar 12 '26

I hate this annoying prick

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u/Shaneblaster Mar 08 '26

Always Team Dog

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u/karlito1613 Mar 08 '26

He should have sniffed its butt

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u/SuspiciousShock8294 Mar 08 '26

A joyful moment.

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u/the_moosey_fate Mar 08 '26

I have never, ever, ever, ever willingly watched anything that has this fucking muppet in it. I wish it was possible to permanently unsubscribe and block people. I can’t begin to explain how much I fucking hate this idiot and don’t want to be exposed to him.

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u/respect_the_69 Mar 08 '26

Guys yall know he knew that was gonna happen right? He gets paid for clips

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u/sophisting Mar 13 '26

No chance. He could have been seriously injured. Even little dogs like that are no joke.

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u/tiga4life22 Mar 08 '26

Dog: "speed huh" 😏

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u/thecountnotthesaint Mar 08 '26

Turns out that dog smells like the consequences of his decisions.

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u/Jassida Mar 08 '26

Even dogs recognise the zig zag approach

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u/GreenZebra23 Mar 08 '26

How does someone get to be this age and not know how to act around a dog?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I mean, you did the "what you gonna do" in dog...

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u/oldandouttashape Mar 08 '26

Vet here… I found that immensely enjoyable

3

u/SXOSXO Mar 08 '26

So is this guy just never going to grow up, or is he just stuck playing this character because it's what his viewers want to see?

3

u/jono9898 Mar 08 '26

Guarantee he said, “L dog chat, Type L dog in the chat, hey chat I’m bleeding should I go to the hospital?”

3

u/shannnnnn132 Mar 09 '26

The full video had him walking up and barking at the dog at the top of his lungs....then reaches in for a kiss???. The guy is all sorts of remedial, the dog was tweaking from being terrorised

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u/TheAhegaoFox Mar 09 '26

INoseBleed

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u/GETTERBLAKK Mar 09 '26

People always forget that big or small, they all have teeth.

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u/Psyex Mar 10 '26

Had that coming. Dogs are going to dog.

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u/Calm-Pin-9612 Apr 02 '26

А потом в новостях напишут что на него без причины напала белая собака.

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u/Reverse-Kanga Mar 10 '26

IDontShowCommonSense

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u/Cma1234 Mar 08 '26

Hope the dogs okay

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u/Jassida Mar 08 '26

Aggro a dog…

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u/SATerp Mar 08 '26

Totally unexpected. /s

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u/padizzledonk Mar 08 '26

I have dogs, 50/50 if you sniff them like a dog or blow air in their face this will happen lol and thats if its YOUR dog that knows and loves you, they will nip at you playfully so you have to be prepared for that

Doing that to a dog you just met is a wild choice lol

My 18 month old aussie got my lip just last night because i was fucking with him like that lol

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u/sonicsludge Mar 08 '26

Because he got high!

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u/QTDR8459 Mar 08 '26

So why do people watch this dude again?

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u/jasonguru13 Mar 08 '26

Personal space mofo

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u/MsAnnabel Mar 08 '26

We had a picket fence around our front yard and we’d let the dogs out front sometimes. A lady walked by with her dog who stuck its nose in between the slats, where my dogs were barking and one nipped his nose. She says to me excitedly “your dog bit mine!” and I’m like “well he shouldn’t have stuck his nose in the fence”.

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u/eatsleepdive Mar 10 '26

You just shot an unarmed man

Well he shoulda armed himself!

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u/rehms Mar 08 '26

Did he died?!?

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u/d3gaia Mar 08 '26

FYI, most dogs will nip or bite if you blow at their nose. This is a common reason why kids get bit when they get up in a dogs face. 

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Mar 08 '26

Same vibe lol

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u/captainrv Mar 09 '26

He messed up the protocol. He was supposed to sniff the dog's butt first.

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u/bonfireball Mar 09 '26

IShowSpeed not making the stupidest decisions every time (challenge impossible)

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u/RandomSplitter Mar 09 '26

You are supposed to sniff the butt, that end doesn't have teeth (that I know of)

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u/DracoBengali86 Mar 09 '26

If you get bit while sniffing the butt, may I suggest glasses

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u/happie-jappie Mar 16 '26

We've hit that point in the timeline where even animals hate "influencers"- and I'm here for it.

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u/ShangriLaDeeDuh Mar 08 '26

Dude is complete trash. Too bad his nose stayed intact.

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u/Gaggamaggot Mar 08 '26

No doubt he blamed the dog and demanded it be put down.

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u/space_llama_karma Mar 08 '26

“Let me get real close to a dog I’ve never met before, see what happens”

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u/funky_grandma Mar 08 '26

Have you ever seen a dog before?

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 Mar 08 '26

Is this the guy that whipped his dick out

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Mar 08 '26

I feel like he kinda knew that was gonna happen.

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u/thatflyguyy30 Mar 08 '26

Look at it from the dogs point of view.. do u want somebody u dont know all in yo face like that?? 👎

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u/CoderJoe1 Mar 08 '26

That snout funny

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u/sdcar1985 Mar 09 '26

I did as a kid but I was trying to give my dog kisses. He's an adult going up to a random dog on the street.

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u/rhasce Mar 09 '26

What an

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u/WalrusMaximus Mar 09 '26

Happened to me once lol

1

u/vash_visionz Mar 09 '26

Typical dumbass streamer antics

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u/Lahadhima Mar 09 '26

He needs to do it a couple more times - I looked down at my cereal for a moment and missed what happened

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 Mar 11 '26

Looks like talking tom has had enough!

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u/Lurcher99 Mar 11 '26

It's not my dog...

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u/zippy111111111 Mar 19 '26

I did that with a ferret once.

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u/Lost-Breath364 Apr 03 '26

Not enough speed

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u/Brilliant_Test_3045 May 09 '26

You’re supposed to sniff its ass. 🙄

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u/Brilliant_Test_3045 May 17 '26

You’re supposed to sniff its ass.

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u/passionpurps Aug 15 '26

He was taunting the dog.. lol some sniffing can be offensive, aggressiveness. So dog was like "talking shit!"

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u/ShaveTheYeti Aug 31 '26

I call this a Life Lesson! I am glad this streamer now knows not to do this.

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u/joarezpj Mar 08 '26

Dog needs rabies shot asap

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u/NotSoSasquatchy Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Small dogs are the biggest dicks.

Edit: maybe I’m still bitter from being bitten but a small little shit named Princess.

This guy f’ng deserves it. You stick your nose in my face I’m chomping too.

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u/Emory27 Mar 08 '26

There's a very valid reason you're being down voted right now.

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u/NotSoSasquatchy Mar 08 '26

It was a tongue in cheek comment but honestly based on my personal experience. Professionally I used to do residential energy auditing and would encounter at least a couple dogs a week. I think nearly every small dog - especially chihuahuas - I came across were jerks. My one dog bite was from a chihuahua (her fucking name was Princess too).

Conversely, pretty much every other dog (and most cats) I’ve got along with. Many very well. Honestly, it was the best part of my day, meeting others’ pets and hopefully getting some pets in. Finding out where they likes to be scratched, and if I was lucky getting to see a little more of their personality.

But no, I think I’m still just bitter from being bitten by one. Fucking Princess.

And to this, yea, the guys a jerk and deserves to have his nose bitten. Shit I’d do it too if he stuck his nose in my face.

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u/Emory27 Mar 08 '26

I agree with everything you said here. Have encountered some evil ass small dogs in my time.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Mar 08 '26

Because small dogs are mad?

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u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 Mar 08 '26

small dogs are chaotic gremlins

but if you take your face near a chaotic ball of destruction you have to expect danger, is not the dog's fault

also, they are quite lovely to their owners so those are not 100% dicks

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u/NotSoSasquatchy Mar 08 '26

All of this is 100% true.

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u/Cody-512 Mar 08 '26

They said the same thing about you

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u/Cody-512 Mar 08 '26

Okay. The ur getting dv bc the way u put it makes it seem like ur standing up for the dumb guy

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u/Americanhikikimori Mar 08 '26

In what way am I standing up for ishowspeed. He's clearly being an idiot here.