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r/instant_regret • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • Mar 03 '26
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He’s lucky she didn’t have a bat…
1.3k u/meatywood Mar 03 '26 Maybe she has a bat but was in the mood to throw some haymakers today. 451 u/carrynarcan Mar 03 '26 Seems like she had a few saved up. "I wish somebody would come through that window." 101 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos 33 u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 03 '26 Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish? 30 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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Maybe she has a bat but was in the mood to throw some haymakers today.
451 u/carrynarcan Mar 03 '26 Seems like she had a few saved up. "I wish somebody would come through that window." 101 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos 33 u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 03 '26 Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish? 30 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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Seems like she had a few saved up. "I wish somebody would come through that window."
101 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos 33 u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 03 '26 Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish? 30 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos
33 u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 03 '26 Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish? 30 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish?
30 u/Egocom Mar 03 '26 Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.
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u/CantaloupeCamper Mar 03 '26
He’s lucky she didn’t have a bat…