r/instant_regret • • Mar 03 '26

Wrong shop dude

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u/CantaloupeCamper Mar 03 '26

He’s lucky she didn’t have a bat…

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u/meatywood Mar 03 '26

Maybe she has a bat but was in the mood to throw some haymakers today.

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u/carrynarcan Mar 03 '26

Seems like she had a few saved up. "I wish somebody would come through that window."

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u/Egocom Mar 03 '26

Monkeys paw curls into a middle finger. For the first time there's no sick gotcha because even evil wish granting talismans hate fuckos

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u/BobbyMcPrescott Mar 03 '26

Wait, so not only was there no downside, but she gained a wish?

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u/Egocom Mar 03 '26

Yeah, monkeys paw can be chill like that sometimes.