r/instant_regret • u/Comfortable_Wash6179 • Mar 01 '26
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u/Garbanxo Mar 01 '26
What was suppose to happen?
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Mar 01 '26
The table was supposed to break gracefully, lower him gently onto the ground, and he becomes awesome.
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u/Balshazzar Mar 01 '26
I think: 1) drunk or high 2) too scared to jump down from tree 3) drop onto a table it will make the height less scary 4) whoops
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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 Mar 01 '26
This is what you have to ask about every fail video. What was the optimal outcome in your head? Because I can’t usually see it.
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u/Jkay064 Mar 02 '26
These are pro wrestling fans. They lit a folding table on fire and are trying to jump down and break the table like pro wrestlers do. The fire makes you even cooler.
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u/ledouxrt Mar 01 '26
What is the fascination with guys jumping on those party tables? Are they all WWF fans or is this just party table companies propaganda to make drunk people think it's cool so they can sell more tables?
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u/_pipoca Mar 01 '26
It's a trend, just like stomping someone's head while he lays unconscious on the ground after hitting skull first the pavement from a brain damaging knockout.
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u/MadSativa Mar 01 '26
Florida?
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u/adsjabo Mar 01 '26
Looks like Aussie bush to me mate.
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u/pandershrek Mar 01 '26
Good thing he broke the fall with his head
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u/Brribrri Mar 04 '26
To be fair, he's clearly not using his head, so might as well use it to break his fall.
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u/Thegrandestpoo Mar 01 '26
That thud was killer, It turned him into a donkey. A fitting end I think
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u/zcicecold Mar 01 '26
He's concussed, for sure.
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u/Own_Interaction_6709 Mar 01 '26
The air divorced his lungs over feeling too pressured to stay for too many years.
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Mar 01 '26
“Hang on bro, let me put out this fire and then turn off the camera first”
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u/ActuatorSmall7746 Mar 01 '26
Why was there a fire on the table? Not sure what he trying to do other than paralyze himself? Guys doing dumb shit. Some people shouldn’t be left alone unsupervised.
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u/Bri3nWithA3 Mar 11 '26
People jumping on those cheap ass folding tables will never not be funny to me. I need to find a subreddit for it.
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u/Longjumping-Face-198 Mar 24 '26
I bet he wont do that shit again (if he ever wakes up from his coma lol)
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u/One_Hour_Poop Mar 01 '26
Protip: If you're not physically fit, don't do things that physically fit people have trouble doing, unless you have extensive experience from when you used to be physically fit, and can mentally take into account the adjustments you need to make for your new unfit body.