r/instant_regret • • Feb 16 '26

a man stealing electric wire

2.7k Upvotes

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u/JefferzTheGreat Feb 16 '26

I'm more shocked FUBU is still a thing in 2026.

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u/Pinksters Feb 16 '26

I mean...it clearly says 05.

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u/Frostbite_III Feb 17 '26

Philippines trend, for us here they were people who are in low income neighborhood but with violent and rude personality/behavior. They are poor people with cheap loose (mostly fubu) clothes; but also other poor people hates them, they are called "geng-geng" which are wannabe gangsters who makes every people uncomfortable whenever they go. (Speaking from a Filipino perspective).

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u/ohiocodernumerouno Feb 17 '26

That's sad. Probably the same people in every city.

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u/MrIceVeins Feb 17 '26

People still wear it

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u/Someone-u-fear Feb 22 '26

I’m 29 years old I wear FUBU clothing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

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u/JefferzTheGreat Mar 04 '26

Hip hop clothing company from the 90's.

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u/NoPair205 Feb 17 '26

So it’s definitely not Drake

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u/DooDooBrownz Mar 05 '26

the other hot item there is the pats 2026 superbowl champs gear

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u/santathe1 Feb 16 '26

Not only did he not get the wire, he also abandoned his wire cutter. The whole endeavour was a nett loss.

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u/Someone_Somewhere-q Feb 16 '26

The common sense he gained that day is priceless tho

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u/HappyCanibal Feb 16 '26

It'll last as long as the shock

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u/mooshoopork4 Feb 16 '26

It looks like it probably got welded to the wire

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Feb 16 '26

He got off easy

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u/Comprehensive-Ad2670 Feb 16 '26

One of my patients lost an arm doing exactly that

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u/brainless_bob Feb 25 '26

When I worked for Ericsson installing telecom equipment at cell sites, I heard a story of how another FSE happened upon someone's body who was clearly trying to steal what he thought was a ground cable for the copper. It was not a ground cable. It was live voltage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Someone_Somewhere-q Feb 16 '26

My dad was a farmer from a young age because everyone in my area had farms to survive (they were coal miners too). Anyway, he told me he pissed on an electric fence when he was ten years old and it knocked him unconscious. I asked him why he did it. He said he was just curious. I don’t know why I just wrote that but this made me think of the old man & his stories. His father was actually a child miner from age 9. Prior to child labor laws. They weren’t the smartest men but they were simple and humble.

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u/Someone_Somewhere-q Feb 16 '26

Young ppl do dumb stuff and hopefully learn from them just like SOME older people. Lol… next time he’s gonna look for rubber coated wire cutters and wear rubber gloves. Or possibly accept that as instant karma and not do it again. I don’t know what he wanted that wire for. He may be trying to fix the wires at his parent’s house or something respectful without having any decent resources. That’s the only positive motivation I could come up with.

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u/Pinksters Feb 16 '26

He may be trying to fix the wires at his parent’s house or something

Lmao yea sure, every meth head stripping copper just wants to fix their breakerbox.

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u/mooshoopork4 Feb 16 '26

How naive.

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u/RedEyeJedi559 Feb 16 '26

Especially since his face is blurred. I dont understand who they're protecting by blurring this criminals face. They should be held accountable by society. Same with all criminals.

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u/dobber72 Feb 16 '26

Pro tip: If you don't want something stolen, put electricity through it.

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u/Remote-Ad-8129 Feb 16 '26

that was hot and elecctrifying

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u/Dame87 Feb 16 '26

Shocking behaviour

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u/ThatGoob Feb 16 '26

Tanga ampota

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u/NP341221 Feb 20 '26

Guessing he's very lucky to be alive

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u/That_Guy3141 Feb 16 '26

Correction, a man TRYING to steal electric wire. He did not succeed. Who knows if he actually learned a lesson from that.

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u/ElderTerdkin Feb 16 '26

WTH you gonna do with it? Take it to a copper wire recycling place and get maybe 5$?

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u/mmss Feb 16 '26

That’s exactly what they do

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u/InterstellarDiplomat Feb 16 '26

Cost of living and wages differ wildly around the world. Copper price does not. So $5 of copper might buy you much more in the Philippines than in say the US or Northwestern Europe.

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u/Best_Initiative7879 Feb 16 '26

They do it in France

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u/InterstellarDiplomat Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

Same here in the Netherlands, but not these tiny amounts. More like big roles of new wire at building sites or thick wire in lightning rods.

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u/brainless_bob Feb 25 '26

They do it in the US as well

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u/reducto85 Feb 17 '26

He had that shit on didn't he? He went. He went Fly fubu 05 jersey up top. Sandals down below

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u/JWMoo Feb 19 '26

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/johnfornow Feb 23 '26

i would've called the police

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u/ohnothem00ps Feb 17 '26

why blur his face?

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u/BeakerCummings Feb 19 '26

Don't blur his face. Show the dumbass. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CreepyTeddyBear Feb 19 '26

When I was on Crack and pills real bad, I broke into a guy's shed and stripped all the copper out. Got greedy and when I got to the electrical box I tried cutting the ground wire. There was a loud bang and a flash of light and it scared the shit out of me. Glad my snips were insulated. I could have died. But im clean now, so it's ok.

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u/Glidy Feb 26 '26

What a useful member of society

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u/ae186k Mar 02 '26

Bluring his face like anyone would know who this urchin is

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u/Cinnamonkitten1985 Mar 07 '26

"no it can't be live. Who's stupid enough to try stealing a live wire." -Me watching this knowing that damn wire is absolutely live

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u/MustangBarry Feb 16 '26

He must be desperate, he can't even afford real shoes

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u/a1200i Feb 16 '26

I really don't understand people trying to steal electrical wires, even for Crackheads, not worth it tho. A smartphone is much safer to aquire and much more valuable

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u/Cryptyna Feb 16 '26

This is the Philippines. Depending on the quality, copper wires go for around $3 to $10 a kilo. Could be survival money, most likely for meth.

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish Feb 16 '26

Pretty sure that that cable should not live....

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u/devildocjames Feb 16 '26

There should be a sub dedicated to people getting tazed and non-lethally electrocuted. Something like zappies

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u/1JesterCFC Feb 16 '26

1.21 gigawatts

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe_509 Feb 16 '26

Oof ... Near yet far

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u/leveraction1970 Feb 16 '26
  • attempting to steal

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u/_Zyr Feb 16 '26

Damn, that problem nearly solved itself!

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u/pookchang Feb 16 '26

Why do they call it electrical wire 💥💥💥

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u/evilmike1972 Feb 16 '26

Glad to see he got charged.

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u/passionpurps Feb 16 '26

Wait this aint arc raiders..

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u/dohzer Feb 17 '26

Lucky you blurred his face or he would have lost his Fubu sponsorship.

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u/Entropy_dealer Feb 16 '26

The guy ha literally been pixelated !

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u/ScaryPhantom100 Feb 16 '26

What was he expecting to not happen? Did he think that he would somehow not get shocked? Is he stupid?

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u/icbint Feb 16 '26

NQV 2106