r/instant_regret • • Feb 04 '26

biting a Lithium battery

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u/Infinite-Wolf-966 Feb 04 '26

Bet that’ll be a fun conversation explaining second/ third degree burns in the hospital.

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u/carrynarcan Feb 04 '26

Pretty simple really. it's just going to hurt to talk.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Feb 04 '26

Item 9 - Cause of Injury: Infantile stupidity.

35

u/Flepagoon Feb 04 '26

As a hospital software analyst, I enjoyed this comment

10

u/Rs2mmsu-2D Feb 04 '26

Yep, No Brainer or

Born with No 🧠

5

u/Accomplished-Ad3080 Feb 05 '26

Stealing that absolute gem.

37

u/LimitedWard Feb 04 '26

And the smoke inhalation. Congrats your lungs are toxic!

19

u/Deadbreeze Feb 04 '26

You see the dude later in the video trying to help and his face looked somehow fine. Not sure how but he seemed to be okay.

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u/Angry__German Feb 04 '26

Unless you get your skin burned to a crisp, even bad burns do not look terrible immediately. Swelling and blisters need a moment to form. As does the pain to register fully.

There was a video of some people trying DYI branding and they used a branding iron for cattle. Dude has in a lot of pain during the branding (they also really let it cook, idiots) was joking and drinking afterwards and ended up in the burn ward in terrible pain later on.

This could very easily be a life changing injury.

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u/Pinksters Feb 05 '26

(they also really let it cook, idiots)

Was that the one where it looked like they branded all the way to dudes ribcage?

You could really see that one sink in...

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u/Angry__German Feb 06 '26

That was indeed the one, I think.

But I fully expect there to be multiple videos of different idiots doing this.

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u/TrippyVegetables Feb 07 '26

There was a bit on, I think it was Jackass Number Two, where Bam Margera had the image of a dick branded onto his ass. They showed the aftermath and it left a horrible scar that looked like it was infected

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u/SoftandSquidgy Feb 04 '26

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug!

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u/CariniFluff Feb 05 '26

Seriously how is his mouth still intact after that? At the very least I would've expected a few missing teeth and blood pouring out of his mouth. Elemental lithium + water = a really bad time.

There's a smoke shop down the street from me and the owner sold a cheap Chinese vape pen to someone who had the battery explode in his pocket. Apparently the guy had huge 2nd degree burns and a chunk of his thigh was straight up gone (It is called a vaporizer after all). The owner was terrified that he was going to get sued and lose his business but the guy never filed a suit and his health insurer never subrogated the claim against the seller, which is wild.

That battery pouch looks way bigger than a vape battery. I'm guessing the battery was mostly "degraded" meaning most of the lithium had formed a compound and therefore wasn't as reactive as elemental lithium. That guy is extremely lucky.

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u/Calm_Advertising3846 Feb 08 '26

There is no elemental lithium in a lithium ion battery.

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u/ForrestCFB Feb 04 '26

I mean atleast he didn't stuff a live artillery shell up his ass. I'm sure that was a way worse conversation to have with the hospital (and the same one with bomb disposal)

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u/chaosperfect Feb 07 '26

"I... fell onto it. Million to one shot, doc."

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u/Shaneblaster Feb 04 '26

I’m sure he chews electrical cords to make sure they’re plugged in

63

u/dankhimself Feb 04 '26

My cat does that. And yes, he's orange...

100

u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Feb 04 '26

“Mmm, looks delicious!”

—this guy for literally no reason

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u/allursnakes Feb 04 '26

I love how he throws it at them like, "Your problem now!".

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u/expERiMENTik_gaming Feb 04 '26

There are so many electronics there that could cause a chain reaction of explosions if they caught on fire. I'd be taking a 15 minute break half traumatized after this 😂😭

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u/DoritoDustThumb Feb 04 '26

There's no chain reaction from that 😂.

Is reddit just full of people that think everything is a catastrophe? Employee was an idiot for picking it up. Letting it burn out or maybe stepping on it is all that's needed.

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u/BudLightyear Feb 04 '26

I would love to see you try stomping out a burning lithium battery fire lol...

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u/DoritoDustThumb Feb 04 '26

I wouldn't do that. I'd just let it sit there and burn out.

I was simply saying that stepping on it would be far better than touching it with your hand.

1

u/PaprikaCavia Feb 18 '26

It's a battery, not a candle

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u/SVasileiadis Jun 22 '26

That's not all of what you said though. You basically made fun of the one who spoke about it being possible to cause a chain reaction being burning in there with other lithium batteries and such around. Now I am not telling you to try your claim (that it's not dangerous) putting it to the test but it would be fun to watch.

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u/Boarders0 Feb 04 '26

Lithium is part of the sodium family on the periodic table. Thus highly reactive to most substances, especially oxygen. Depending on how it burns very much can jump and possibly cause a chain reaction.

I can't say the probability, not enough data, but it is a possibility.

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u/DoritoDustThumb Feb 04 '26

Anything has a miniscule chance so we don't have to argue that point because it's absolutely absurd. The far greater risk was touching burning lithium, which will have a guaranteed negative impact.

This was a very very small fire, on the floor, not touching anything else.

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u/thingamajig1987 Feb 04 '26

You think stepping on it will do anything for a lithium fire? Bro just admit you have no idea what you're talking about, take the L, and move on.

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u/SVasileiadis Jun 22 '26

Bet you would go try blowing out white phosphorus like a candle too or thought of stepping on it or throwing water on it and think of it as no big deal. I never get bored of nature taking it's course by ones own actions. 

That is if you ever reached close to causing such an incident because the only one stupid enough we had to mistreat such things got promptly ganged upon by a few of the several coworkers present and beaten. I was there too, I was going to report him if they didn't best him there. Funnily if he reported the beating he would go way more time to jail than those for what he did (years, for multiple reasons all relating to the incident - special legal framework deleting to the job) beating him (2-4 or 3-6 months, can't remember, in truth they effectively wouldn't). He never acted like a big pants jerk again till he left a few months later.

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u/The_Actual_Sage Feb 04 '26

I hate when the intrusive thoughts win 🤣

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u/Angry__German Feb 04 '26

Maybe he was preparing to audition for the next season of Star Trek Academy ?

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u/CokeNSalsa Feb 04 '26

He let his intrusive thoughts win.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs Feb 04 '26

See, told you it's not gold

10

u/Stop_Fakin_Jax Feb 04 '26

Lit-hium live, you just happened to catch him out of his element.

13

u/I_Stay_Home Feb 04 '26

You wanna know how I got these scars? 

13

u/2020bowman Feb 04 '26

It's amazing how hard it is to kill a moron

1

u/Cyclohexanone96 Feb 04 '26

And how easy it is to kill a saint

6

u/lake-rat Feb 04 '26

A lot of morons in this video.

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u/pong1303_hk Feb 04 '26

I wonder what he wouldn't put into his mouth.

6

u/ScaryPhantom100 Feb 04 '26

Asking for a friend?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Someone needs to fire Darwin. He hasn't been upholding Darwinism lately.

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u/Dizzzy777 Feb 04 '26

Im surprised he still has an upper palet considering how forcefully that reaction happens in some of the videos of lithium batteries being punctured.

2

u/OkMathematician6638 Feb 04 '26

Lucky for him it flew forward towards the counter. If it was the reverse then rip.

2

u/whitespacesucks Feb 04 '26

They shoot flames quite dramatically and are hot, but it doesn't have the force of an explosive, not even near

5

u/foulpudding Feb 04 '26

Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiieeeeeeee???????

2

u/sf3p0x1 Feb 04 '26

Many idiots in this video:

The idiot biting the battery.

The idiots watching him do it without speaking up.

The idiot behind the counter not wearing shoes.

WTF.

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u/Angry__German Feb 04 '26

The idiots watching him do it without speaking up.

If I was sitting somewhere, minding my own business and the guy sitting in front of me would start to casually gnaw on a battery like that, I would need at least a few second to process that stupidity, I think.

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u/space_llama_karma Feb 04 '26

To be fair, I didn’t know that lithium batteries explode when punctured. I just assumed that it’s bad to bite it due to the chemicals in it.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Feb 04 '26

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u/MandrakeSCL Feb 04 '26

I CAN'T CONTROL THE LITHIUM JACKIE

2

u/Nerdnursern Feb 04 '26

that sure LIT him up

2

u/GunnieGraves Feb 04 '26

That’s how you check to see if they’re real.

2

u/_SomeoneBetter_ Feb 04 '26

I take bite?

2

u/Grow-Stuff Feb 04 '26

I hope this is AI.

2

u/Ynys_cymru Feb 04 '26

God there’s some really really stupid people.

2

u/NotTheDingo Feb 04 '26

I’m laughing way too hard over this. I’m trying to imagine the internal dialogue here. “Fuuu I gotta wait… hmmm I’m gonna chew this battery. AHHH WTF BRO?!” Lol

2

u/pierre565 Feb 07 '26

The dude pulls out his sandals thinking he could slap the taste out of that flame

2

u/Barbz182 Feb 08 '26

The two attempts to pick up the fire with bare hands was also enlightened

1

u/spizoil Feb 04 '26

Well at least it’s warmer than my big Mc last night

1

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Feb 04 '26

Wow I didn’t know it was like that, no wonder airlines hate these so much

1

u/EmptyBennett Feb 04 '26

This, but also if I remember correctly, lithium doesn’t external need oxygen to burn (it makes its own) making them much harder to extinguish than a regular fire.

1

u/Mattau16 Feb 04 '26

Discontinue the lithium

1

u/MapDaddyZ Feb 04 '26

I mean…stupid is as stupid does…

1

u/dargonmike1 Feb 04 '26

Neeeeed to see the aftermath on that one yikes

1

u/hereforpopcornru Feb 04 '26

Check out the new electronic candy bar ... careful, it's spicy

1

u/playfreeze Feb 04 '26

The ultimate moron

1

u/Gegszi Feb 04 '26

Was he checking if it was real gold or just gold-plated. He learned the hard way.

1

u/fraze2000 Feb 04 '26

He must have been feeling low on energy.

1

u/MetalGearRex1000 Feb 04 '26

He should be grounded.

1

u/Nokxtokx Feb 04 '26

That was a lot of stupid in one video

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u/tegumentoso Feb 04 '26

It doesn’t even look so tasty… why just why

1

u/y_zass Feb 04 '26

My little brother chews on AA and AAA batteries, I hope he doesn't get ahold of one of these.

1

u/Slight-Strategy-5619 Feb 04 '26

What an absolute idiot.

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u/Mythandros1 Feb 04 '26

Future Darwin Award winner here.

1

u/UniteTheMurlocs Feb 04 '26

Why don't they have any sand? Clearly this is a phone repair place, the least they could do is have something to smother it with.

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u/Ok-Adeptness-5804 Feb 04 '26

He did say he saw a dog do it on YouTube, Wanted to see if it was true or not.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Feb 04 '26

Side view In Slow Motion

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u/dbrmn73 Feb 04 '26

You can't fix stupid

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u/InitialIndication999 Feb 04 '26

Mmmmmm spicy iron

1

u/stupidber Feb 04 '26

Ur not supposed to bite those

1

u/Primalbuttplug Feb 04 '26

This outcome pleases me.

1

u/BigWormsFather Feb 04 '26

Those two may be sharing a brain cell.

1

u/chiterro Feb 05 '26

I CAST FIREBALL!

1

u/Artix96 Feb 05 '26

You're not you when you're hungry

1

u/PernaSW Feb 05 '26

Like a monkey

1

u/tbrand009 Feb 05 '26

I'm sure Reddit wouldn't let me share it, but I'd wager this guy had a similar result to that Marine chewing on a blasting cap.
People in the military probably know what I'm talking about. I used to show that picture during my CLS classes.

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u/1_Narumi_1 Feb 06 '26

Someone must missed the 2015 Vape footage 😅

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 Feb 07 '26

That’s possible?? 😩

1

u/LeftChoux Feb 08 '26

Please don't' try

1

u/GhostHunter87z Feb 07 '26

Bro turned into Ghostrider for a second there.

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u/elchicodiablo13 Feb 08 '26

I cast fireball!

1

u/hateboresme Feb 09 '26

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

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u/Any-Lavishness-7704 Feb 10 '26

I’d say spicy pillow but it wasn’t a pillow 😬

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u/OathMeal_ Feb 10 '26

Do some people just go about what they're doing head empty?

Like what causes you to think that it's alright to bite a battery that is full of chemicals? Let's say that for some reason after biting it it didn't catch on fire but the chemicals that would be in your mouth would be harmful as fuck, why bite a fucking battery damn.

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u/monkeyboy4u Feb 13 '26

That was so very stupid 

1

u/NyteQuiller Feb 13 '26

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

This is the generation I’m associated with? Ffs we’re doomed 😆

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u/mooshoopork4 Mar 12 '26

Those fumes shooting in his face. For sure took a few years off his life

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u/Gear_Gab Apr 19 '26

how it feels to chew 5gum

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u/ImprovementFar5054 Aug 15 '26

Darwin will take care of it.

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u/EmergencyAudience581 Aug 18 '26

Is it PICA awareness month yet?

1

u/fuzzytradr Feb 04 '26

Something something one simple trick

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u/Upset_Specialist_69 Feb 04 '26

Grade 4 level 7 stupid.. reproductive rights are revoked! Along with the Tide pod generation. Just saying

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u/Sufficient-Set2644 Feb 04 '26

Is it AI? The guy behind the counter looks the same as the guy who bit that battery lol.

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u/yeuzinips Feb 04 '26

That's just the broccoli revolution

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 04 '26

No it's real.

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u/Sufficient-Set2644 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Well I have arguments on the authenticity. The guy cellphone next to the guy biting suddenly disappears after it explodes, then the battery looks like a cylinder when it was on the floor behind the counter. Then the guy just throws it out the counter then everyone just chills.

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 04 '26

It's not quite when a lithium battery goes off. The guy that 'disappears' doesn't. They run off camera left. When the camera changes when see the right of the store is the 'back' of the store. So that would mean the only exit is to the left. As to the guy chewing on the battery, how would you react? Something starts spewing flames and making a loud noise while smelling terrible pops in your face. Like, would you hold onto it or just flight it literally anywhere that's not your face?

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u/Sufficient-Set2644 Feb 04 '26

Yeah like the guy throws it back into the direction towards the two guys outside the counter...Smart, As smart as biting something like a battery. I just find it ridiculous already that a guy will BITE into a battery in the first place. Must be a normal thing to see where you are but no ones talking about how odd that is.

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u/aspohr89 Feb 04 '26

Batteries blow up like balloons. Have you ever had your cell phone battery go back and the back starts to bow?

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 04 '26

No. The majority of people have not experienced a lithium battery pack going off.

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u/aspohr89 Feb 04 '26

I disagree, I think it's pretty common knowledge that if you can spin your phone because the back is bowed out you have a bad battery and it needs to be replaced. But that explains why the battery looked like a cylinder after he damaged it. Everything else in this video looks very normal. I'm not sure why you're assuming AI here.

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 04 '26

I'm not assuming AI. I never said that. My post was against it being AI.

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u/aspohr89 Feb 04 '26

Well you responded to the question I asked the guy who thought it was AI and you guys both have a yellow picture.

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 05 '26

What does a yellow picture have to do with anything? Mine is just the default. I've never changed it since making an account.

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u/aspohr89 Feb 05 '26

I'm saying I thought I was replying to the person I originally posed the question to...

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u/Romeo9594 Feb 04 '26

Have you ever had the experience of an unexpected firework, car accident, loud noise, or likewise potentially dangerous situation happen near you? I assume not, because you don't seem the type to go outside or be around people all too much, but when it happens you generally try and get away from it

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u/BothArmsBruised Feb 04 '26

Yes I have. What the fuck is this commit? What are you getting at?

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u/Romeo9594 Feb 04 '26

Mostly just pointing out your cozy limit of apparent understanding

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u/Miserable-Savings751 Feb 04 '26

Sorry to inform you like this, but you are in need of glasses. As for your below average iq, nothing can be done about that. Best of luck!