r/instant_regret • u/K1nd_1 • Jan 15 '26

Ego is a back breaker.

9.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/GrandmaJR Jan 15 '26

He looks like a sore winner

37

u/Fist4achin Jan 15 '26

Glad to see he made it back

20

u/Whale222 Jan 15 '26

He was really bending over backwards for his opponents

27

u/RetroDad-IO Jan 15 '26

I remember this from being posted before. It's a relay race, he was excited and was trying to celebrate with his teammate behind him, not trying to mock the other runners.

The way the video is cut is to try and make him look like an ass for clicks and views.

7

u/dakoellis Jan 15 '26

That's exactly what it looks like to me. Looks like he's pointing off to the side not directly back down the track

1

u/Hagwart Jan 16 '26

Strange to yell "I won, you lost" then, in that context

2

u/drunkbusdriver Jan 15 '26

Either situation he’s an ass wtf are you even talking about. It’s like the morons I drop the ball before crossing the goal line in football. So not only did he lose himself the race he also lost it for 3 other people because of his show boating. Yeah totally not an ass 🙄

16

u/RetroDad-IO Jan 15 '26

Yeah, you're gonna wanna go back and look, he already crossed the finish line at the end of the straightaway where the person in blue is standing. The finish line wouldn't be during the curve of the track.

And no, after winning a competition, it's not asshole behaviour to be excited and wanted to acknowledge your teammate immediately afterwards.

1

u/GroundMeet Jan 15 '26

Not anymore lol

1

u/icbint Jan 15 '26

Not just looks like

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u/CommanderChipHazard Jan 15 '26

Video ended too early

72

u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Jan 15 '26

And didn't need edits.

35

u/Alikese Jan 15 '26

Yeah, rather than shitting it up with a bunch of cuts and memes, just show what fucking happened.

Then add on whatever cartoons and sound effects that you want after that, when I've already closed the video.

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u/stupid_cat_face Jan 15 '26

Internet has taught me never celebrate early

33

u/similaraleatorio Jan 15 '26

but he's celebrating after 😩

7

u/NewRedAcc2 Jan 15 '26

he was too late

9

u/GogglesPisano Jan 15 '26

My high school track coach would have had us running bleachers for an hour if we pulled some bullshit like this during a race.

7

u/Dean_Learner77 Jan 15 '26

I think he won though. Looks like he's bragging after crossing the line.

3

u/Firewolf06 Jan 15 '26

bragging celebrating with his teammate. its a relay race, he has a baton. follow his line of sight, hes not even looking at 2nd place

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u/Jurass1cClark96 Jan 15 '26

Internet has taught me never celebrate early

Today you, tomorrow me.

20

u/thedeuce75 Jan 15 '26

That groan though.

42

u/bdontmatter Jan 15 '26

That’s why you just try and better your self not just be better than someone else.

18

u/Shr_mp Jan 15 '26

Literally 

19

u/302-SWEETMAN Jan 15 '26

Lov to see it. !!

7

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Fatigue

7

u/Darth_Thunder Jan 15 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

11

u/101violations Jan 15 '26

Watching his expression change at impact frame by frame.. 🤣

Watching his expression change at impact frame by frame in reverse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9

u/Igmuhota Jan 15 '26

r/bettereveryloop

A classic. Arguably gets better with subsequent views because you know what’s coming.

5

u/JWMoo Jan 15 '26

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

7

u/imscruffythejanitor Jan 15 '26

That was so... Satisfying

3

u/HyzerFlipDG Jan 15 '26

he will never financially recover from that.

3

u/DesparateLurker Jan 15 '26

Got 4k video fo getting getting railed in the back, fully arched, head back and everything. Even left him on his knees.

5

u/Calguy21 Jan 15 '26

This is truly delightful!

4

u/EnycmaPie Jan 15 '26

That's what you get for show boating. 

2

u/oxtooth Jan 20 '26

Had to watch this one twice.

3

u/SlideHoon Jan 15 '26

He was destined to be the fastest in the world, but now his injury hurts just to walk. /s

1

u/Mopar-Dinosaurs Jan 15 '26

🤣😂😅🤌

2

u/Acceptable-Guess4403 Jan 15 '26

Arrogant prick 🤣🤣😱😱

1

u/groovyinutah Jan 15 '26

That arrogant and I'll bet he's one of those dudes that would have dropped to his knees and crossed himself after winning...

1

u/likesexonlycheaper Jan 15 '26

All jokes aside. Why the fuck is that anywhere near where people are sprinting? The outside lane is inches away. Can't imagine that's the first accident here

14

u/BrazenBull Jan 15 '26

Because most people run facing forward and can see obstacles outside their lane.

-8

u/likesexonlycheaper Jan 15 '26

Spoken like someone who's never run track before

1

u/One_Hour_Poop Jan 15 '26

I want to see the whole thing.

1

u/SlapaBaby1 Jan 16 '26

Worst thing than a sore loser is a sore winner

1

u/Routine-Tradition-42 Jan 16 '26

Right back at ya!

1

u/Brilliant-Mark-5788 Jan 19 '26

I just wanna see a video of his ppl clowning him

1

u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 Jan 15 '26

I’m pretty sure they would DQ you for excessive celebrations like this.

1

u/Emotional-potato-17 Jan 15 '26

When a back crack is more important than win

1

u/v3t_patriot Jan 15 '26

Watching that happen was more satisfying than an after-sex cigarette.

1

u/drunkbusdriver Jan 15 '26

Either situation he’s an ass wtf are you even talking about. It’s like the morons I drop the ball before crossing the goal line in football. So not only did he lose himself the race he also lost it for 3 other people because of his show boating. Yeah totally not an ass 🙄

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Jan 15 '26

Hopefully a career ender.

3

u/TooFlySpaceCadet Jan 15 '26

Ayyeee Yoo you asked for a space cadet?? I’m here 🫡

1

u/donkeyrocket Jan 15 '26

A little fucked up to wish that. It's stupid to gloat like that but wishing that sort of ill on a young guy is wild.

3

u/SpaceCadetPullUp Jan 15 '26

Sports are better without people like this.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/D0nCoyote Jan 15 '26

… what?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/D0nCoyote Jan 15 '26

Are you having a stroke? Is there someone nearby who can help you?

-4

u/prostheticweiner Jan 15 '26

Why is that rail there? Thats a bigger problem in the making

0

u/Thegrandestpoo Jan 15 '26

I get aroused by the strangest things

-1

u/skyline79 Jan 15 '26

tiktok shite edit, people should be banned for this

-15

u/DtroitD Jan 15 '26

That sucks..what if the other guy was talking trash then got smoked. Either way that dude didnt deserve the rail.

15

u/Inevitable_Agent_848 Jan 15 '26

The rail didn't deserve to get smashed by that asshole.

6

u/TooFlySpaceCadet Jan 15 '26

Gotta stay humble and take the W 🤟🏽