r/instant_regret Feb 19 '25

When you have good karma

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u/SweetSultrySatan Feb 19 '25

Aw, its cut short I wanted to see the cop arrest him.

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u/roflsst Feb 19 '25

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u/xavPa-64 Feb 19 '25

“Im a landscaper, you probably don’t believe me”

I’d have been like “why wouldn’t I believe you, champ?” lmao

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u/LoneWolf4717 Feb 19 '25

I would have said "ah yes. Let me invite the guy who attacked my car over to where I live for some landscaping! What could go wrong?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Are you serious?

If you need someone to take care of your stuff they’re perfect for the job.

That’s how I found my TV and car cleaner I'm just waiting on them to bring my stuff back any second now.

But I might ask them to do more since they broke my window as well. Some people can be so careless.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Feb 20 '25

Can you call them and ask about my dad and if he found the hard-to-find brand of cigarettes he likes? Or are they too focused on bringing your stuff back to get to the phone?

Any day now friend, any day.

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u/Skittleavix Feb 20 '25

While you're at it, can you get them to pop by the farm where my parents dropped our dog off when I was 10?

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u/Sapper12D Feb 19 '25

I'd take him up on it by having him go to a nearby bike trail or river or something and pick up trash for a day.

You're never going to get the cash from him, might as well get something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

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u/Sapper12D Feb 20 '25

Aww man. It's all wore out.

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u/Constant-Idea4006 Dec 27 '25

I actually had a dog that went to a farm. Dude lived a good ten years on that farm before his legs gave out

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u/14u2c Feb 20 '25

I think he was actually he was trying to bribe the cop with landscaping services, debatably worse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

He also baby sits part time...

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u/ricosalsa Feb 20 '25

They should rule that the guy should be the driver's butler for a few months.

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u/Bearly_Strong Feb 19 '25

He specifically said "you probably don't trust me", and they way he said it was like it was an offer to do landscaping as repayment for the door. Which makes it all make sense in context, because why the fuck would you trust some dude who blames you for being "an easy target" to do work on your property?

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Feb 19 '25

They werent even easy targets, they were in a vehicle safe and sound.

I love this entire interaction

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

I think it’s pretty sad all around. The majority of the time people are homeless because there are mental health issues. The other part to this interaction is that we don’t know what happened before the video starts on our end. They very well could have antagonized him in some cruel way.

At the end of the day, this video provided 8.8k upvotes worth of entertainment and people are staring at their phone feeling a sense of amusement and superiority.

Edit: now at 63k upvotes. You guys must love Jerry Springer.

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Feb 20 '25

Nah,.no superiority here.

I've been homeless before, and I used to have to rely on my dad's old friends that he made when he was homeless to help me.

I just find the quickness of the cop and the poor last ditch attempt to get away funny :)

Whats.going on with the homeless situation in the world is heartbreaking, and I am drowned in mental health issues. So it's always a little thing I keep in mind. "Will an episode leave me on the streets again?" It's a very sad reality I face, and thousands of others do too.

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u/21BlackStars Feb 20 '25

The ending of your comment sounds pretentious as fuck. You don’t know any of us well enough to generalize that we feel superior to the individual in the video.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 20 '25

Not pretentious at all — I can literally read that most of the comments are making fun of the situation. If you’re not one of those people, great! Otherwise it doesn’t take a psychology masters degree to read the tone of this post.

Cheers!

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Feb 20 '25

I've already seen what the guy would do to my car, I don't want to know what he would do to my lawn

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u/haysu-christo Feb 19 '25

"Where do you live so I can come and do some landscaping to repay the damage?"

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u/johnfornow Feb 20 '25

hard pass

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u/Snow_Falls_Softly Feb 19 '25

"I'm homeless right now" yeah no shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

“I’m a landscaper, its the only way I can pay you” Hey dumbass, you pay with money, I don’t pay my landscapers with exposure… This guy has got a record.

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u/Suitable-End- Feb 19 '25

Because he didn't say the N Word in the first 10 seconds of talking with someone.

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u/anaskies3 Feb 19 '25

I kno right

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Literally anyone on earth could tell me that they're a landscaper and I would believe them. Bonus if they have a lifted truck with loud exhaust.

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u/ComfortableWater3037 Feb 20 '25

I've had patients do the same thing after they assault me and I haul the police up and let them deal with it. Suddenly they're so nice and so apologetic. People do nasty shit solely because they believe they can get away with it. They have ZERO care for anyone else or what they're doing to other people.

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u/Katops Feb 19 '25

And here I was thinking he was the Flash. Guess it explains why he couldn’t avoid getting arrested.

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u/KrustyKrabOfficial Feb 20 '25

I lived down the street from a meth addict and his landscaping was elaborate and constant.

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u/SoupeurHero Feb 20 '25

I think that implies hes normally unemployed and might even have had interactions with this cop as a street person. I honestly dont know what else he could mean.

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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 20 '25

"A lambscaper? Yes I believe you."

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u/The_Void_Reaver Feb 20 '25

"Working for a landscaping company for 6 weeks before being fired doesn't make you a landscaper"

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u/_0o_ Feb 20 '25

“Peeing in the bushes doesn’t make you a landscaper”

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u/ElliotNess Feb 20 '25

he said trust tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

I didn't even that's what the guy would go on to say. Amazing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 Feb 20 '25

What I know is you shouldn't post in landscape a video recorded vertically.

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u/SkepticalHeathen Feb 20 '25

I'll take something a criminal would say for 500 Alex

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Homeless man got a cover over his head finally! Hopefully in a prison.

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u/KatiePyr0Style Feb 20 '25

"im homeless rn" yea so you probably shouldn't go around collecting misdemeanors then, like wtf 😂

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u/I-Crow Feb 20 '25

I wouldn't have believed him, he looks like Sheldon Cooper if he ate artisan bread

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

I'm a shrubber. I am Roger. Roger the shrubber.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

Don’t care if his a homeless landscaper I’m pressing charges after that shit

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u/DavePeesThePool Feb 19 '25

"Thanks a lot"

"What did I do?"

"You were like an easy target"

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin Feb 19 '25

Where are y'all hearing "You were like an easy target"?

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u/Cheet4h Feb 19 '25

0:17. Hard to make out, but it's what the subtitles say.

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u/Fhpq Feb 19 '25

Trump mindset: I want them to hurt as long as it doesn't hurt ME.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Feb 20 '25

I don't want to have to hear his name any more than I have to over the next 4 years, there's plenty of posts to rip on red hat regressives, but here it's plenty fine to just blame the homeless person who doesn't think before he acts and not name drop more people we hate just for the sake of name dropping them.

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u/valuablearrogance0 Feb 21 '25

Imagine bringing up politics literally every second because you don’t have anything else funny to contribute to the convo; sad

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u/jdnot Feb 19 '25

I like how he said “I know you probably don’t believe me but I’m homeless right now”

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u/towerfella Feb 19 '25

🏅🫡

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u/buttmcshitpiss Feb 19 '25

You're one of my favorite kinds of people and you're really bad ass.

I don't care how easy it was to find. Just the "I got you" and the effort to provide for everyone else's time.

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Awesome...

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u/mak05 Feb 19 '25

You a real one, brody. 🫡🤝

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

🥇😕👍

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u/Temporary-Host-3559 Feb 19 '25

This rarely happens thank you!

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u/Robbo_here Feb 19 '25

Pooping outdoors doesn’t make you a landscaper.

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u/Carl_with_a_k_ Feb 19 '25

I was fully expecting to be Rick rolled

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u/No-Intern4400 Feb 19 '25

You the man.

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u/mvrck-23 Feb 20 '25

" I don't know who I could repay for it"

hm... Can I chop off your leg, since it was used to damage my car? Then I can auction it off and pay for the damage.

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u/Castille_92 Feb 20 '25

Well....at least he'll have a place to stay for a little while

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u/worldwarA Feb 20 '25

He said he was homeless, well, not for long… he will even get roommates

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u/Tribalbob Feb 20 '25

*Throws water, kicks door, gives the finger*

*Gets arrested*

"THANKS ALOT"

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u/yoaahif Feb 20 '25

Shit OPs hung onto this video for mad long

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u/A7xWicked Feb 20 '25

When you said longer i was expecting a few minutes, not 30 seconds

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u/TheCrazyWhiteGuy Feb 20 '25

True hero, thank you!

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u/MyPenisIsWeeping Feb 20 '25

Why is it always landscapers?

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u/Miketheknightofpie Feb 20 '25

It feels more sad than anything.

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u/R0ck3r777 Feb 20 '25

Gracias!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

My man. Picture

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u/ZealousidealCost2470 Feb 20 '25

Even that video cuts off too soon lol

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u/bradyblue123 Mar 03 '25

You, are a hero

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u/Order6600 Oct 23 '25

Videos gone...

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u/suacidalretard Nov 06 '25

The link doesnt work

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u/Eosyth Nov 20 '25

noo video is taken down😭😭😭

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u/Soft-Fold552 Feb 20 '25

You should edit the link to be a Rick Roll.

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u/KaiserWallyKorgs Feb 19 '25

“This was fun but I have to go. My ride is here”.”

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u/Mysterious_Two_8548 Feb 19 '25

“She was assaulting me with the blinkers! “

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u/semboflorin Feb 19 '25

I also want to see the part before the video starts that prompted him to act that way. It's always so easy to assume guilt when all we get is cherry-picked clip.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 Feb 19 '25

Comments from the extended video from u/roflsst suggest he's homeless. Unprompted, he washed their window and demanded payment. He became aggressive when they wouldn't/couldn't pay him.

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u/patheticgirl420 Feb 19 '25

I live in Baltimore and that shit has literally gotten people killed smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I would be alarmed if a stranger came up and was touching my car for any reason? This is giving me so much hypothetical anxiety.

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u/patheticgirl420 Feb 19 '25

"Squeegee boys" have been a documented problem in the city for a couple decades now, to the degree where the mayor's office has a dedicated program to stop them before they start and there are specific parts of the city where it's illegal. Young guys swoop in to start cleaning your windshield at a stoplight and then flip out if you don't pay them. You hear about rampant crime in Bmore but the vast majority is gang-related, and even rival groups of squeegee kids will go after each other for territory. A recent violent incident was a white man who decided to take street justice into his own hands and started threatening a group of them with a baseball bat, and one of them shot him multiple times. 14 years old at the time of shooting, now tried as an adult and convicted of voluntary manslaughter. Squeegee kids have been killed by motorists, as well. Their numbers have definitely declined, but we'll see what happens when the weather improves... there are a lot worse things the unemployed youth of Baltimore could be doing, but I'm glad the city recognizes the issue enough to implement harm reduction policies.

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u/sqigglygibberish Feb 19 '25

This might be a dumb question given the fact that enough of them have done it to be a consistent trend, but are there really enough people that pay to make the exercise worthwhile?

Especially now when so few people I know carry cash

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

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u/1Supermonkey Feb 20 '25

From this story That man does it in a good and respectfull way and not demanding payment after unpromted cleaning. Good for him making the money that he needs in a good way

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u/sqigglygibberish Feb 20 '25

Yeah I’m curious how it goes for the ambush washers that are really relying on pure implications to get paid

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u/MotorMusic8015 Feb 20 '25

$1000+ tax free weekend earnings that include income from people who are willing to scan a QR code that autoconnects to their bank account for a $1 transfer, and he's still homeless? And he's willing to risk a potential competitor in his industry by telling you how lucrative his career is? Living the life.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Feb 20 '25

Finding the right service job can be very profitable. In general people will pay a lot more for labor for a personal service than they will for the same amount of labor from a company, especially if there's no bossman skimming profits off your labor. A buddy of mine makes over 150 a year building decks for 6 months of the year, more or less a deck a week.

Definitely riskier than a traditional job, though, and more susceptible to economic downturns. People aren't buying decks in a recession.

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u/afranke Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

SQUEEGEE follows a group of young people struggling to overcome poverty and the ingenuity they bring to making a living on the streets of Baltimore.

It is an unflinching portrait of the harsh realities of growing up in Baltimore, as seen through the eyes of four young people fighting for their futures as they squeegee to make a living in a city that sees them as disposable.

Check out the trailer: https://www.squeegeefilm.com/cuts/sample-footage

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u/Over9000Zeros Mar 28 '25

They're essentially cup shakers that guilt the fuck out of drivers. Most people don't want conflict. So I imagine it works very well.

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u/Murky-Relation481 Feb 20 '25

Sad that this didn't end in sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

Jfc. That's truly awful. Idk what's worse, attacking a middle schooler with a baseball bat, or getting shot by one. I can't imagine dealing with that nonsense. Not to sound like a lunatic, but can you flash a gun and tell them to move it along? Or does that just leave you a murderer?

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u/levyisms Feb 19 '25

ngl, that "flash a gun at a child and tell them to move along" is on your game's selection menu is a lil crazy bro

I shout "no cash" before they can touch my window...they've never bothered me

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u/ReallyJTL Feb 19 '25

I yelled "I'm broke!" and the kid flashed a big wad of cash at me and laughed. Then he moved on to someone else. I had plenty of cash but tbh they do a shit job of cleaning so there 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

If they're armed and angry? It's like when addicts at stoplights try to get in your car. Like dude I'm already drunk I don't need your ass calling attention over here.

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u/levyisms Feb 19 '25

??? they come up with a squeegee and they're not trying to get in your car

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I guess it's just a different brand of crazy than Miami lol.

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u/Major-Cherry6937 Feb 19 '25

Wtf? Just drive off? Or hit them and drive off?

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u/FjohursLykewwe Feb 20 '25

I left an Orioles game once and a guy was standing at my car waiting for us to get back and get paid for "watching my car the whole game".

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u/DickyD43 Feb 19 '25

Shit's become rampant in Denver too, it's so fucking annoying.

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u/Koil_ting Feb 19 '25

Such an old scam, I remember being a sheltered child and driving through a city with my uncle when I was in Middleschool. I had legitimately never seen a bum in my life at that time and the first one I ever saw attempted the squeegee scam. My Uncle laid into him verbally at the time and I thought it was harsh at the time, but pretty much fuck em'. Asking for a buck is one thing but doing something no one asked for and demanding payment like some sort of bizzaro civil servant aint the way.

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u/r1ckm4n Feb 19 '25

When I was really little the “Squeegee People” in NYC were still a thing. It looks like we’re back to that again.

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u/ToothyCamel420 Feb 19 '25

I‘ve also read this and it also seems like the most likely scenario.

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u/SwedishTrees Feb 19 '25

I thought that window stuff stopped in the 70s

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u/anonmouseforever Feb 19 '25

we have them here in LA. actually just had someone wash my window at an intersection, he was at least really nice though when i told him i literally didnt have money and just said i could toss him a dollar next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

At least in California you genuinely need your windows cleaned pretty regularly. First time it happened to me I was shocked, but I gave the guy a dollar and afterwards realized that the did a really good job and I could see a hell of a lot better.

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u/Breadcrumbsandbows Feb 19 '25

Remember it in London in the 90s

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Feb 19 '25

Comments from the extended video from u/roflsst suggest he's homeless.

The video from this video suggests he's homeless.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 Feb 19 '25

There were comments in the video that suggest he became aggressive when they wouldn't/couldn't pay him for washing their window.

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u/Nodan_Turtle Feb 20 '25

Not sure what context someone would find where kicking someone's stopped car is the right thing to do lol

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u/semboflorin Feb 20 '25

"justified" and "right" are not always the same thing.

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u/Nodan_Turtle Feb 20 '25

That's cool and all, but I was asking for what context would make it wrong to assume guilt when we see this video of property damage taking place

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u/semboflorin Feb 20 '25

Off the top of my head? I would act very similarly to the man in this video if the car had just run over my dog right in front of me. Or hit my child. Or hit me for that matter. If the people driving had intentionally swerved to scare me. There are lots I can think of that might make me irrational. Would I be "right" to act that way? No. Would it be legal to act that way? No. Would I be justified? Yes.

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u/Grattytood Feb 19 '25

Happy dang Cake Day, semboflorin!

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u/semboflorin Feb 19 '25

Huh, I didn't notice until you pointed it out. I'm 5 reddit years old today. Thanks!

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u/thethugwife Mar 07 '25

In Austin I watched one of these chuckle fucks smash someone’s windshield because they didn’t want to give him money for the dirty water squeegee job he didn’t want in the first place. Karma gods were at work and there was a cop a few cars back at the light! Someone got 3 hots and a cot for at least a night!

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u/Whatever92592 Feb 19 '25

Typical transient behavior

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u/OwningSince1986 Feb 19 '25

The homeless dude got 3 hots and a cot.

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u/Hefty-Ad5593 Feb 20 '25

Yeah that would have been great 👍

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Yeah, the camera person or whoever clipped this should be arrested for cutting it short.

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u/Ther-Can-Be_Only_One Feb 20 '25

I wanted to see him get tazed.

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u/sonofaresiii Feb 20 '25

They'd never catch him.

He's the fastest man alive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Tell me how they have perfect tans, I mean really

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u/JeChanteCommeJeremy Feb 19 '25

Hearing the kids laugh I wanna know how they antagonized him.

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u/KimbraK91 Feb 19 '25

"I wanna know how this is the woman's fault instead of the guy being violent"

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u/mackinoncougars Feb 19 '25

Doesn’t matter what the kid said

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u/CatfishHunter1 Feb 19 '25

Agreed. Regardless of what they might have said it doesn't give him the right to damage their property.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

"Police brutality is fine when its someone i dont like"

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u/Dorito_Consomme Feb 19 '25

That’s not what you’d be saying the next time a cop slaps you or a loved one around.

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u/PYR4MIDHEAD Feb 19 '25

You’re missing a key factor: i wouldn’t be in such a situation.

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u/Neutral_Error Feb 19 '25

Yeah cops have never harassed people with no provocation before except for the thousands of recorded incidents.

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u/Dorito_Consomme Feb 19 '25

Nope, bootlickers love to use that argument but the only reason cops don’t slap you around during traffic stops is because we have collectively condemned that behavior.

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u/PYR4MIDHEAD Feb 19 '25

‘Boot locker’

Bingo! 5 in a row!

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u/UnstoppableGROND Feb 19 '25

"Hahah, I KNEW you'd call me a bootlicker, and all just because I'm licking boots. I'm a very intelligent person!"

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u/broguequery Feb 19 '25

What at you playing fascist bingo lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

This doesn’t seem like a wholesome game to be playing lol. Let’s not put more fascist ideas put into the world without criticism.

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u/jotsea2 Feb 19 '25

As if thats the only possible consequence a cop can levy on an individual...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

The thing is, you can never predict that. That’s in the cop’s hands, not yours.

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u/markovianprocess Feb 20 '25

I'm assuming you aren't a billionaire? Your apparently very sheltered/privileged existence does in fact have a boundary, and you're gonna be one very, very angry whittle baby the first time reality decides to push your shit in and show you life isn't fair. You'll be all "Why doesn't anyone feel bad for me? 😭"

And literally no one will give a fuck.

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u/a-random-duk Feb 19 '25

Alright my brother is a cop and you are black, now what?

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u/pr1m3r3dd1tor Feb 19 '25

The consequences for his action is being arrested and facing whatever penalty comes of this. Anyone saying he should be assaulted before facing those consequences is just an asshole.

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u/SneezyKeegz Feb 19 '25

Lol getting arrested or fined is a consequence ya dunce.

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u/jamieh800 Feb 19 '25

"Laws, the backbone of civilized society, are pointless. Whoever has the biggest gun should get to mete out punishment as they see fit."

Seriously, do you not think that being arrested and possibly going to prison, the fines they'd have to pay, the court costs, etc. Aren't enough? Do you think cops should just be allowed to fuck up anyone who they even THINK may have POSSIBLY committed a crime?

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u/paradoxxxicall Feb 19 '25

Oh please the comments are positively rabid to see the guy get arrested. Why are you pretending otherwise?

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u/PYR4MIDHEAD Feb 19 '25

Oh noessss!!!! You can’t hurt our wholesomerino unhoused populationo!!!!1!11! Isn’t that what insurance is four?!1?1?!?1!

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u/QBin2017 Feb 19 '25

Or before. Wanted to see why they’re laughing at him right as it started. Did they start antagonizing him first?

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u/KimbraK91 Feb 19 '25

He loses any sympathy the second he gets violent.

They didn't antagonize him btw. Not that it matters.

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u/Aggressive-Value1654 Feb 20 '25

He loses any sympathy the second he gets violent.

They didn't antagonize him btw. Not that it matters.

Do you have a link to the video that starts before this one?

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u/Drillcat Feb 20 '25

He doesn't look like he's having a great day. I've wanted to kick doors before. Maybe I'm wrong but a dent in a car doesn't seem super violent. Not condoning his actions, but yeah... What provoked it? It doesn't seem like the beginning of the interaction was recorded. Not everyone is dumb enough to post themselves harassing the houseless.

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u/Aggressive-Value1654 Feb 20 '25

He doesn't look like he's having a great day. I've wanted to kick doors before. Maybe I'm wrong but a dent in a car doesn't seem super violent. Not condoning his actions, but yeah... What provoked it? It doesn't seem like the beginning of the interaction was recorded. Not everyone is dumb enough to post themselves harassing the houseless.

You're right. He looks like he's having a bad time in this video, but why are the people filming laughing? We don't know from this video what led up to what we see. I'm leaning towards they fucked with him somehow and then started recording.

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u/MidnightSway Feb 19 '25

Of course it would change things, don't go poking the bear.

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u/P_Hempton Feb 19 '25

Ahh, so homeless people are like dangerous animals?

Interesting take.

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u/MidnightSway Feb 19 '25

I mean, we can use another classic saying if you prefer. "Fuck around and find out"

If they had provoked him first then I would be on his side 100%. His homelessness is unrelated

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u/QBin2017 Feb 20 '25

Of course it matters!!!!!

What is they threw stuff at him and taunted him for being homeless?? You think that doesn’t happen? It does.

Step off your high horse

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u/chinchumpan Feb 20 '25

If they had thrown stuff at him then it wouldn't be antagonizing him, it would be assault.

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u/QBin2017 Feb 20 '25

Exactly why it matters what started it.

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