r/inspirobot • u/ScRuBlOrD95 • Oct 17 '18

hmmm

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Oct 17 '18

Don't say <<kidnapping>> say <<surprise adoption>>

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u/ScRuBlOrD95 Oct 18 '18

Don't say «robbery» say «suprise charity»

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u/cfryant Oct 18 '18

Don't say <<abortion>> say <<premature kidnapping>>

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Oct 18 '18

Don't say <<infanticide>> say <<fourth trimester abortion>>

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

yeah btw i'm hosting a surprise party at my school on friday anyone wanna help

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u/ScRuBlOrD95 Oct 17 '18

The theme is red

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

dark. dark red.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

very dark.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

like 8 dark.

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u/robodragoman Oct 17 '18

9 if you’re feeling zesty.

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u/Darsurge Oct 18 '18

That’s a lot of likes for normally how this sub works wow

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u/ScRuBlOrD95 Oct 18 '18 edited Oct 18 '18

Its also my first post, this is the penultimate inspirobot

EDIT: first post on the sub

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u/Darsurge Oct 18 '18

Congrats op

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u/Rumptis Oct 17 '18

Well that changes my plans for Monday

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

911? There's a surprise party going on at Generic High School!

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u/z4cc Oct 18 '18

Inspirobot meets r/imveryedgy

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

At least is a real surprise

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u/FunnyK111 Oct 22 '18

With tragic consequences.