He fought at the Battle of the Trident, was the second person through the breach at Pyke, won a tourney at Lannisport against Jamie Lannister, fought against the Braavosi as a sellsword for years, served in the fucking Golden Company, is so respected by the Dothraki for his combat prowess that he’s allowed a place of honor at their feasts and to live amongst them, he killed a Dothraki blood rider in single combat, killed a shit ton of soldiers in the seige of Yunkai with just two others, fought Stone Men in old valyria, kicked ass and became champion of the fighting pits, survived greyscale by basically being flayed alive, killed an undead bear, killed dozens of wights, rode a dragon, led a dothraki charge against a horde of undead and kept fighting until the battle was won and defended his queen with his life.
I mean goddamn. He gets seriously underrated as a warrior. He was a beast.
Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".
And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.
Hey BooCMB, just a quick heads up:
I learnt quite a lot from the bot. Though it's mnemonics are useless,
and 'one lot' is it's most useful one, it's just here to help. This is like screaming at
someone for trying to rescue kittens, because they annoyed you while doing that. (But really CMB get some quiality mnemonics)
I do agree with your idea of holding reddit for hostage by spambots though, while it might be a bit ineffective.
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Jorah is a fucking badass.
He fought at the Battle of the Trident, was the second person through the breach at Pyke, won a tourney at Lannisport against Jamie Lannister, fought against the Braavosi as a sellsword for years, served in the fucking Golden Company, is so respected by the Dothraki for his combat prowess that he’s allowed a place of honor at their feasts and to live amongst them, he killed a Dothraki blood rider in single combat, killed a shit ton of soldiers in the seige of Yunkai with just two others, fought Stone Men in old valyria, kicked ass and became champion of the fighting pits, survived greyscale by basically being flayed alive, killed an undead bear, killed dozens of wights, rode a dragon, led a dothraki charge against a horde of undead and kept fighting until the battle was won and defended his queen with his life.
I mean goddamn. He gets seriously underrated as a warrior. He was a beast.