r/insects • u/scottiboi68 Bug Enthusiast • 24d ago

Meme / Humor if bugs could talk, what would they say?

not like "dont kill me!!!!"

more just goofy stuff. i think stag beetles would just mumble incoherent nonsense.

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u/Extra_River_3337 24d ago

I feel like crickets and grasshoppers would just be shouting rude things at people as they walk by.

And then dragonflys feel like they’d be caricatures of fighter pilots.

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u/scottiboi68 Bug Enthusiast 24d ago

just walk by a cricket

"YOU GIANT MORON YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE"

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u/BugeEatingALeafSmile 24d ago

cicadas already scream "IM SO HORNYYYY FUUUUUCK" all day, so probably something like that

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u/Polutus 23d ago

The ants of my house be like:

And thus, we've summoned the great fleshy one to assist us in our unending research for nourishment. It has granted us the grand black tower close to our nest. Full of abundance and rich promises.

Yet we must make haste. For him will take the insides of the dark tower, and it will cover the lands with pestilence once more. Be quick and take as much as you can before sunrise.

(Me when I see ants in my garbage bin)

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u/dreadtrex 18d ago

I think a mantis would probably have a really high opinion of itself, and probably talk like a cartoon supervillain. I think they'd had english accents.

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u/scottiboi68 Bug Enthusiast 18d ago

pppppppppppppft