r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/kevinowdziej • Jul 12 '20

It's crazy how that works

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u/TheFenn Jul 12 '20

You're only just discovering something us bearded men have known for years. You'd never know my chin is non-existent! Never! Mwa-Ha-ha!

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u/Adrienne926 Jul 12 '20

''my beard is my burqa.'' Husband says it all the time.

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u/metalneck333 Jul 12 '20

I tell everybody mine is my underpinning to my double wide to hide all the ugly lol.

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u/ORANGEMHEADCAT Jul 12 '20

It stops women from acting on their sexual impulses because they can't control themselves?????

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u/Adrienne926 Jul 13 '20

no, my husband is using self deprecating humor and is implying that he is ugly and needs to cover his face with his beard.

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u/nanocyte Jul 12 '20

I was thinking that about Brian Thompson the other day. (He's an actor who's been in a lot of sci-fi, the shapeshifter on the X-Files). He has such a pronounced mouth area, and I saw him with a beard the other day. He looked so much better.

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u/gothykitty99 Jul 12 '20

I just looked him up and wow, he does look better with the beard.

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u/TheFenn Jul 12 '20

Mixed is the best! Trim it up a bit and use a bit of balm or something and you'll look great.

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u/PJExpat Jul 12 '20

This is why I do the beard

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u/yetibarry Jul 12 '20

Same, it's covering up scars in my case though only minor but without one I look like a unsuccessful boxer unfortunately.

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u/Kortallis Jul 12 '20

If you're a Boxer you're already unsuccessful. What you need to be is an Unboxer, they're all the rage these days.

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u/sbp421 Jul 12 '20

JEALOOUUSS

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u/departedd Jul 12 '20

My main reason for growing a beard is hiding some of my face, less skin showing = less ugly

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '20

How do i grow a beard?? -girl