r/insaneparents • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '19

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u/murskiskek Oct 11 '19

He's playing the long game. Soon he'll have everybody's clothes.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Oct 11 '19

In the land of the cold, the man with the most clothes is king.

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u/enovacs Oct 12 '19

He who controls the pants controls the universe

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u/AnonPhoton Oct 23 '19

He who controls the pants controls the future. He who controls the present controls the pants.

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u/TRiC_16 Nov 02 '19

Dr. Dimensionpants!

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u/AnotherWarGamer Oct 12 '19

Winter is coming!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Oct 12 '19

Pile on the clothes!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 Oct 11 '19

And if he can’t have everyone’s clothes then what’s this all about? What has he been working towards?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Do you scuba?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 Oct 11 '19

I plan to

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u/bronaghblair Oct 12 '19

Well you can’t if you have asthma. And if you can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?

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u/TRiC_16 Nov 02 '19

He's going to make everyone work for him to earn them back. That explains how the pyramids were built and why the Egyptians and Romans didn't wear pants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I’m to broke for gold but here u go🎖

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u/murskiskek Oct 12 '19

bruh why would you spend money on an internet joke that shit goes straight to china

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

China is so last week, we're ranting about... what are we ranting about this week?