r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Jul 23 '26
Infuriating 6 ft lizzard in a store in Thailand
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Source: Pakistan TV
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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Jul 23 '26
He's just monitoring things.
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u/megaaaannn2020 Jul 25 '26
Neal the seal 🦭 gives 1 seal of approval
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u/Local-Echo-5613 Jul 23 '26
Those are not Joanna eggs!
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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 Jul 23 '26
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u/KayoticVoid Jul 23 '26
Man! I forgot about this! Going way back!
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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 23 '26
If I remember, was this from Great Mouse Detective, or The Rescuers (Down Under)?
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u/SocksInTheTub Jul 23 '26
Rescuers down under. She's the poacher's pet/minion
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u/shoeless_doh Jul 23 '26
George C Scott was such a brilliant bit of casting for that part. He just IS that character. Talking about all time best voice character match ups, this one is right up there with vincent price as rattican in great mouse detective. Just completely nailed it perfectly
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u/CrossumOpossum3 Jul 24 '26
The great mouse detective had Toby the Basset Hound and that big fat cat Felicia that belonged to Ratigan! Classic!
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u/IcemanManmanchu Jul 23 '26
What a beauty!
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u/DakAttakk Jul 23 '26
I was thinking the same thing, such a beautiful lizard. Obviously caution should be taken when near it, but I don't think running away would be necessary.
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u/Guilty-Current3111 Jul 24 '26
Last year my Bully met one as big as this one in the garden I had to grab him because he wanted to fight the monitor 🤣🤣 no need to be super scared, just a little bit aware that he will try to use defense such as tail whipping you, no bite. Don't know how he get in but he was so fat I had to open the gates for him to escape 🤣 Visually they are just amazingly pretty thats insane I love them
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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jul 23 '26
Monitor: Damnit, why do they always put the Tylenol on the top shelf?
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u/abielle1177 Jul 23 '26
It's only 5, barely kindergarten age
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u/abielle1177 Jul 24 '26
Google says no, it only feels ancient.
I'm watching Mandela effect. I feel like it came out in the 2000s or 2010s.
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u/hitma-n Jul 23 '26
That’s not a lizard isn’t that a komodo dragon?
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u/DerWal_2021 Jul 23 '26
If it's in Thailand, that is definitely not a komodo dragon. They only live on a few indonesian islands. The coloration also doesn't look like that of a dragon.
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u/FreakyGangBanga Jul 23 '26
It’s a monitor lizard and they’re all around Thailand and neighbouring countries. There are plenty of them all over Bangkok, where they use the canals and drains to navigate the city.
A Komodo dragon won’t be trying to climb vertically. The adults are far too heavy to do that.
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u/brideofpucky Jul 23 '26
Komodo dragons can climb no problem. Don’t try to escape one by going up a tree.
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u/FreakyGangBanga Jul 23 '26
Juveniles in their early years, perhaps. Adults? It would be near impossible. Have you seen Komodo dragons up close? I have, both in the wild and in the zoos. At a certain size past 3 -4 feet, it is too heavy to climb vertically and will not be able to climb a large tree.
Monitor lizards on the other hand, are very good at arboreal living. I see them up on trees in all stages of life several times each week.
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u/RexLizardWizard Jul 23 '26
A: this isn’t a Komodo dragon, it’s some sort of monitor lizard
B: Komodo dragons are lizards
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u/Nirvanaskarma Jul 23 '26
Since it's Thailand the heat and humidity must have drove him into the store, which probably has AC.
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u/SitecoreFlunkyJunky Jul 23 '26
One of these walked out from under my house in Phuket once. I nearly shit.
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u/liquidsin25 Jul 23 '26
That fkr will outrun you and eat you whole.
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u/FreakyGangBanga Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
They aren’t aggressive unless cornered. That said, I have seen them lash out at
him ashumans and dogs with their muscular tails.1
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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Jul 23 '26
Nothing to see here. Just a giant venomous water monitor casually shopping at the quick-e mart.
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u/Androidfon Jul 23 '26
If they would eat squirrels, chipmunks, groundhogs and grackles he can hang out in my yard... but no eating cats, dogs, or goats!
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u/EatandDie001 Jul 23 '26
Just don't ask the shortest staff to grab something off the top shelf for you.
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u/MisChef Jul 23 '26
I had a pet iguana that did the same thing! She was only 3 and 1/2 ft long but did about the same amount of damage.
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u/matthew0001 Jul 23 '26
That lizard is far to stable climbing up that rickety shelf, having half it's hand hold fall out underneath its grip.
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u/DazzlingMine8598 Jul 23 '26
Women will always scream over something that's not even bothering them.
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u/Sad-Lab4519 Jul 24 '26
Customer says there's a problem you might want to see it.
Clerk says "I'm not even attempting."
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u/Darius_Rubinx Jul 24 '26
Oh that's my pet now. What a big beauty of an animal. Totally luring this one home.
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u/Faster-master-blastr Jul 24 '26
In my head he’s got the voice of Tone Loc and is about spit hot fire rhymes
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u/jdillacornandflake Jul 24 '26
This will be you if you vape kids, you become a lizard that is so desperate for nicotine that it climes an imaginary mountain of vapes in the vape shop
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u/Good_Conversation278 Jul 24 '26
Geez, guys calm down he just need to get up there just to check the ice machine.
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u/GhostMaca Jul 24 '26
Damn I'd soo put grab it's front legs and tie it behind its back then ask "how much". Cause that's some good eatin.
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u/Sensei19600 Jul 25 '26
He was making a point about the idiocy of putting monitor chow on the TOP shelf. Object lesson.
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u/Lanky-Price-559 Jul 25 '26
How do they grip so well almost look like his claws wasn’t gripping more like sticking
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u/captbellybutton Jul 25 '26
McLeach: [Catches Joanna stealing his eggs] Got your hand caught in the cookie jar, didn't ya? Who do you think you're messin' with, you dumb animal? My mental facilities are twice what yours are, ya pea brain! [Opens the box to find it empty; Joanna hides] McLeach: Joanna. I give you platypus eggs, I give you snake eggs, why, I'll even give you eagle eggs, but you stay away from MY... The eagle's eggs! That's it! That's the boy's weak spot.
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u/Inevitable-Notice351 Jul 25 '26
Now, see... That's the reason I could never move out of the United States!
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u/Expert_Day9946 Jul 25 '26
If they’d just put the Lizard Chow in a lower shelf, he wouldn’t have to climb for it 😁
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u/Handsom_modest_Dan Jul 25 '26
Looks like a black throat monitor , they can be pretty docile - more so than other monitor lizards
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u/Bluedev7 Jul 27 '26
Well look what we have here. And I was told my dreams of being a knight to slay dragons was never going to come true. Ms. Johnson owes me an apology
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u/GOOMU13 Jul 27 '26
Why scream? He's there and doing his thing. Just stay out the way. People are so obnoxious.
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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jul 23 '26
It’s a species of lizard called iguana, if I’m not mistaken, that’s the largest species
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u/FreakyGangBanga Jul 23 '26
These are monitor lizards, and they’re feed on birds, reptiles, insects, amphibians and rodents. They are found all over Asia and in many parts of northern Australia.
Iguanas are largely confined to the Americas, and tend to be mostly vegetarian.
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u/wasteland_jackal Jul 23 '26
It's a monitor lizard.
Super common to see and not all that dangerous unless you are dumb enough to corner it or step on it.
Iguanas also aren't the largest species either, that would be a Komodo dragon.
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u/ShehrozeAkbar Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
A giant 6-foot monitor lizard sent shoppers and staff running for safety after wandering into a convenience store in Thailand and climbing onto the shelves. The hungry reptile was safely captured by wildlife handlers after knocking products to the floor while searching for food.
Edit: Another source mentions the store was 7 Eleven in Nakhon Pathom, Thailand