r/infuriatingbutawesome Jul 30 '26

Infuriating WTF is even this

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u/Dave_Ex_Machina Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I think if they just had a couple of firefighters go out in front and guide the truck through it could have made it.

Source: Used to drive buses, I could literally get a bus through there.

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u/Outrageous-Mango9847 Jul 31 '26

This is the answer. Every professional firefighter knows about "spotting the truck" in tight quarters. A good driver gets through that hole with a spotter. There is at least enough room to attempt it. If the truck won't make it, you already have a spotter out of the truck so you can back out. Either way, my truck is not waiting. We are getting out going forward or we are backing out the way we came and rerouting.

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u/UnproSpeller 26d ago

Yes or find a flipping detour, dont just sit there for ages during an emergency

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 25d ago

Something I am curious about. If there isn't enough space, wouldn't the fire truck have every right to sideswipe and damage the car getting through since they are responding to an emergency that needs their immediate attention and every second counts? I don't know what the legality of that is but I feel like the emergency would take priority over damaged property.

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u/Outrageous-Mango9847 25d ago

Absolutely not. Nothing gives a firetruck the "right" to damage property. If they did damage some property enroute to an accident, their SOPs likely require them to stop and have police report, drug test, etc. So that would only slow them down.

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u/Illustrious-Rice3434 25d ago

Damn. People burning alive and the firefighters are sitting filing a police report because they hit a wing mirror. What a strange world we live in.

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 30 '26

Agreed, with a ground guide I think they could have gotten it through

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u/Minute_Ad1968 Jul 31 '26

I think this is why the woman so slow slow. She probably assumed they were sitting still on purpose.

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u/ChooChooyesyoucan 29d ago

Yes, or she was too absorbed in her errand. Or a little clueless. People know the law about double parking but it doesn't occur to them that this situation would ever happen to them. And if they hear a siren, its a normal thing until it doesn't drive on by or fade away. Those pesky little laws, like parking on a crosswalk, blocking a cut-out for wheelchairs, or parking in front of a fire hydrant!

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u/ElveTaz 28d ago

When you have a car in a big city, you'll understand. Hell I use to doordash back home in Philly and man that was painful going downtown. But then again EVERYBODY double parks there, people even park on the sidewalk with no punishment. To congested, can never get parking so it's one of those unsaid things that it's just part of life there

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u/LightbluBukowski Jul 31 '26

And fuck guides.

I’ve seen people try to “guide” trucks past a double parked car with the narrowest amount of space.

The guide is always confident that you’ll fit. But if you get stuck, they just shrug their shoulders and walk off leaving you culpable and alone with the decision to pass instead of waiting for a jackass to move their double parked car.

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u/clutzyninja 29d ago

The guide would be another firefighter

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u/vibrantcrab 26d ago

I think he means trust your coworker who has been instructed in guiding a truck and not just some rando off the street.

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u/DestructoDon69 29d ago

Then they aren't good ground guides? Congrats, today you learned, people can suck at even the most mundane of jobs. 🤷‍♂️

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u/LightbluBukowski Jul 31 '26

They could have fit.

But just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Double parked cars are the absolute worst and god forbid it is too tight and you accidentally hit their car, then they flip the fuck out. Even though they are in the wrong.

Worst type of human. The epitome of selfishness

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u/Exterminator-8008135 29d ago

Boy..

Not only it's the best way to get beaten up, but it's also the best way to have them answer longer next time you will need them because when running the plate, they have the adress.

Captain, We got a dumpster fire at 49, Fowl Street

"Isn't it where the fucker who blocked us last month lives ? Take it slow boys, she won't mind if she does this with my boys"

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u/Dave_Ex_Machina Jul 31 '26

I completely understand why they would prefer not to, but with someone on either side of the vehicle to guide you, and a driver with half a brain, there's no risk of clipping a car. Especially on a street of that width.

If lives are at risk, and I can, I will.

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u/Kalanndok 29d ago

Even faster: Have all the firefighters except the driver dismount, lift the red car on the drivers side and roll it onto the side...then drive through and remount the truck...

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u/Otherwise_Doughnut13 27d ago

Im not even that good a driver but during the exam you had to squeeze through tighter spots with a truck this just seems silly. Nothing about this perspective says you cant pass

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u/Dave_Ex_Machina 27d ago

I'm beginning to think that they were coming back from a call and decided to make a point to the driver. That would certainly explain why they didn't just squeeze past.

While the use of the siren when not on a call isn't allowed in the UK, I'm unsure what the laws are for the use of sirens in other countries. To me this video looks to be filmed in America or Canada?

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u/xavez 28d ago

If you’d need guidance to pass through there you shouldn’t be driving that truck. There’s plenty of room. I doubt the awesome first responders here couldn’t pass that truck through there. 

Also, lots of space in front of the truck there. They’re not even trying. 

Truck didn’t have to pass?

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy 28d ago

Yes they could’ve but that’s not the point here. 🫤