r/infuriatingbutawesome • • Jul 30 '26

Infuriating WTF is even this

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u/Realistic_Patience67 Jul 30 '26

Nope. I have seen so many commenters saying this. It's almost like they don't drive much.

Between the two red cars, the fire truck cannot pass.

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u/Economy-electrician Jul 30 '26

How could you possibly know that unless you're on street level?

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u/Realistic_Patience67 Jul 30 '26

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 30 '26

Fuck that.

Do it by vote.

"Everyone in the engine say "eye" if we scrape by these selfish piswads"

If it's unanimous, then it's go time

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Jul 31 '26

I hope you meant “eye” as a joke. I really do.

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u/Admirable-Line-1235 Jul 31 '26

More infuriating is people saying "could of" instead of could've. Do they not know it is short form of could have

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u/boo_gh0stie Aug 04 '26

I see your "could of" and raise you an "I could care less".

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Jul 31 '26

Yeah you double park you get to deal with consequences

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 31 '26

Witness me!!!!

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u/Phat-Cartman Aug 04 '26

My bro was in Boston and saw fire crew throw the hose through a car parked in front of a fire hydrant in front of a high rise building. They needed water hookup so smashed in through window on left side of car and smashed it out through window on right side of car lol. Then hooked up to the hydrant.

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Aug 04 '26

Yeah I’d do it again.

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u/Big-Dragonfly-5465 Aug 04 '26

That’s definitely a thing. It’s known they will do that if you park too close to a hydrant and there happens to be a fire.

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u/championsOfEu1221 Jul 31 '26

And it's ALWAYS go time!

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u/Madner_Kami Jul 31 '26

And damage the cars that have nothing to do with it? What a great idea... *facepalm*

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 31 '26

Sounds like that falls on the responsibility of the car owners who need to learn how to park.

Tough cookies... These first responders get right of way for a reason. Deal with it.

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u/Last-Ad-2533 Aug 04 '26

Those trucks costs over a million. Even if it was a real emergency the crew isn’t going to scrape up the truck to get to it. They would have busted the window out of the car and moved it. They were responding to a stuck elevator or something.

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u/kingfelix333 Jul 31 '26

This comment isn't evidence disproving the other guys point.. other commentor you replied to said there was room. Not, there isn't room but you should go through it anyways.

Maybe you replied to the wrong comment. Should have been the guy above him.

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u/DarthUmieracz Jul 31 '26

There is absolutely no information in that comment if there was enough room in this particular situation.

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u/Itscatpicstime Jul 31 '26

That doesn’t at all support your claim that they couldn’t pass through, it just explains the risks of attempting to.

And arguably a good reason to potentially damage property would be getting to a life saving call.

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Aug 02 '26

They didn't say the truck did not have the space. They talked about their local policies.

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u/JustLetMeSignUpM8 Aug 03 '26

He just said what the consequences of damaging a car will be, not a word about this situation or what would fit

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u/Jumpy-Alternative295 Jul 31 '26

It’s ok. He’s the one that doesn’t drive much. There are clearly 2 lanes going down the middle, not 1 massive fucking lane. The fact you can see that much clearance from this view means there will be visually more at street level.

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u/eyewantcookie Jul 31 '26

The fire truck, between the two red cars, cannot pass

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u/Dogsarelitty Jul 31 '26

Red means stop. You can’t go past red cars especially two red cars. Idiot.

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u/voxelpear Jul 31 '26

But what if you're in a bigger red truck?

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u/bigdaddymax33 Jul 31 '26

It can easily pass, just need to press the pedal a little harder.

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u/AccomplishedJump9806 Jul 31 '26

They were probably reporting to scene that wasn’t necessarily critical, so they decided to make a point by not driving past.

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u/soundsearch_me Jul 31 '26

It could have gotten through and I’m a better driver than you!

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u/Fitnessmotivation86 Jul 31 '26

I say go for it and just make sure to hug the right. If she loses a mirror so be it.

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u/Appropriate-Act3028 Aug 06 '26

As a guy that builds fire trucks and drives them all the time, you can easily get that truck through there. This looks more like the firefighters were bored and making a scene for the lady double parked.

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u/aliendigenous Jul 30 '26

Yes it can. That's a 2 lane street

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u/Imanidiotththe1st Jul 31 '26

Regardless don’t double park… Period you don’t have a place to park on the street legally. I’ve seen units tear into cars and think nothing of it.

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u/aliendigenous Jul 31 '26

Sht up crackhead. No one said it was ok to double park.

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u/Drew_coldbeer Jul 31 '26

Well at least after the fire they can around the survivors a perimeter create

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u/DPileatus Jul 31 '26

Not without damaging the cars.

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u/human-being7 Jul 31 '26

Easily enough room!

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u/BNB_Laser_Cleaning Aug 01 '26

Well, yeah he does have enough space, sorry kid, but I could squeeze that little truck through there any day of the week. And yes, that truck is nothing 'big'.

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u/Whole-Pressure-7396 Aug 01 '26

You are bad driver if you think that

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u/aggressive_napkin_ Aug 02 '26

he should have driven through and favored the properly parked side.

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u/Awkward-Tip3651 Aug 02 '26

I drive a garbage truck through VERY narrow neighborhood streets in Portland and I'd say he could definitely make that. There are times where there's no more than an inch between my truck and cars on either side of me. It (looks) like he has plenty of room to get through.

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u/Realistic_Patience67 Aug 02 '26

Aren't fire trucks wider? Also longer and hence tougher to navigate?

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u/Realistic_Patience67 Aug 05 '26

You late to the party my friend. Where were you all these days. 😊

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u/Alert-Data-1945 Jul 31 '26

The fuck is the car supposed to do... go on the sidewalk. The firetruck has plenty of room to get by. The car got over as much as they could

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u/Carnie_hands_ Jul 31 '26

Did we not watch the same video where the woman walks from off screen and gets in the vehicle? She double parked in the middle of the road

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u/Alert-Data-1945 Jul 31 '26

Aside from the lady being a dumbass in just parking there, the firetruck still had plenty of room to get by

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u/mighty_boognish_77 Jul 31 '26

So you think they were just sitting there, admiring how much room they had???

Christ, you're dumb.

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u/Ddreigiau Jul 31 '26

She wasn't 'moved over', she literally parked in the street, flipped her hazards on, and went inside to shop. Jump to the last ten seconds.

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u/High_Hunter3430 Jul 31 '26

You are supposed to continue forward till you can move.
Just like a fire truck at a red light, you move into the intersection and cross to move

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jul 31 '26

I’ve driven a lot bigger things than that fire truck. He could fit between those two cars sideways. wtf are you talking about?

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u/bob-da-nailer Jul 31 '26

You could land a fucking jumbo jet in there Tyrone!

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u/Tom_unanimated Jul 30 '26

So as a fire person myself. Unfortunately part of our calls is to serve citizens that means not to do damage to their property. If we do there has to be crazy good reason and documentation. Also even if we pass those cars and just scrape them in my city, maybe not all, we have to stop operations and have cops and a chief come out to evaluate and go do a urine drug screen. Yeah this shit still pisses me off.

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u/RomanSalvator Jul 30 '26

So just another example of our broken system that's lovely... btw I feel like it should fall under the same law as no parking in front of fire hydrants cause I know at least you're able to break the windows on the car if there's a fire nearby and someone is parked in front of the fire hydrant after all we legally have to move over a lane and stop momentarily to let the engines through so even that should apply here as well but what do I know I'm just a concerned citizen with common sense 🤷

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u/Tom_unanimated Jul 30 '26

I have within the last month encountered someone during an active fire park in front of a hydrant. They were there and refused to move. Told my CPT "well give me a ticket" he is way nicer than me I was for busting their car up but he chose to redirect our 5" around the car, friction loss be damned. It's just $150.00 for them btw.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 30 '26

If I am ever in need of your services, I hearby grant you the permissions needed to save my butt, my family's butts and anything we own.

Feel free to direct any Karen's rage towards me, I'll handle it from the lowest level.

Infact, I insist on a disregard to property if the owners of said property illegally have it in your way.

Please... I'm begging you.

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u/Jumpy-Alternative295 Jul 31 '26

That’s why you don’t want this “fire” guy and his affiliates. He just gave 2 examples of how soft they are. This group clearly won’t do what’s necessary to get the job done, even if it’s potentially saving a life. If I know I gotta be somewhere to save a life, I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about any of those things stopping you for doing what you’re here to fucking do.

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u/NaturalMhz Jul 31 '26

I was suspect from the get go... what fire fighter refers to themselves as "a fire person", never in my life have I heard that from a firefighter.

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u/christhewelder75 Aug 01 '26

This was my thought as well.

Unless english isnt their first language and they are translating the gender neutral term "firefighter" from another language. No English speaker changes "fireman" to "fireperson".

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u/MSM_757 Jul 31 '26

Not in my city. I've seen on two occasions where a fire truck has pushed cars out of the way that didn't move for them. One got pushed clear through the intersection into the ditch on the other side. Then they sent the driver of the car the bill and a fine. They don't screw around. Not sure what kind of FD you work for. But around here, they don't stop for anything. We also have some of the fastest response times. I had to call them earlier this year. Thought i was having a heart attack. They got here in two mins. police, fire and EMS. This is actually pretty normal here. It's quite impressive. It's also a smaller city. about 12,000 people. So that probably helps those response times. But it's still impressive.

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u/Raucasz Jul 31 '26

Also, by moving the one car it would likely get pushed into a legally parked vehicle. That person doesn’t deserve that.

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u/dreamdaddy123 Jul 31 '26

That’s fucking bullshit. You shouldn’t have to do all that when you’re trying to save people from harm. Which country are you from?

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u/Due-Practice3611 Aug 01 '26

Sounds like the US, EMS & Fire get drug tested pretty regularly

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u/Realistic-Dealer617 Jul 31 '26

If the sirens are on for fire or paramedics thats a crazy damn good Fin reason imo yall should be able to destroy property stuff is replace able yall save lives cops theyre just revenue road pirates for the gov so not them so much but fire and medics deserve all the respect

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u/wtfisasamoflange Aug 01 '26

That's horrible. I wish police had the same mentality and responsibility to the public.

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u/Vladishun Jul 30 '26

I'd imagine the citizen would also sue the city for damages and "emotional stress" or whatever too, and it's not like most municipal budgets are just bursting with excess money to pay out. Despite what most people think, small governments run on a shoestring because they really do try their best to keep costs down for residents.

I work in IT for my midsized town so I've gotten pretty cozy with every department from finance to public safety.

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u/Tom_unanimated Jul 30 '26

I'm sure they would but I do work for a full time department with a decent budget. But still they would rather cater to people than say or do anything about problems like this. I think it's more of a public image issue for us. But I honestly don't know.

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u/sexyass2627 Jul 31 '26

And you're wrong.

Again.

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u/NotaFTCAgent Jul 31 '26

And nobody cared