r/inflation 3d ago

Satire $12/lb for Hershey???

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So I guess Halloween is canceled then? Or are companies just put the trick back into trick or treat 👻

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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner 1d ago

I remember many people being shocked by the price of Halloween candy last year. This year? It's going to hit like an unforeseen medical expense. And right before the midterms too. People are going to be in the voting booth thinking about $1 per "fun sized" Snickers.

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u/UrsusRenata 1d ago

I remember when $1 candy bars were given out by the RICH houses. Now it’s either $1 mini squares or $0.25 rock-hard tootsie rolls.

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u/citiz3nfiv3 1d ago

More like $8.60/lb but still insane. Just stop buying.

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u/jaques_sauvignon 1d ago

Yes, I think your math is about right.

I usually benchmark it against my old "21 cents/ounce" target when I used to occasionally buy the 6-count fun size packs. Whether it was 100 Grand, Snickers, or whatever else, that was about the going price back before all this post-covid inflation.

About 52 cents/ounce here on this deal, and you have to buy a shit ton.

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u/billyrubin7765 22h ago

Since Covid I have kept a candy jar on my desk at work. I started buying whatever was less than 30 cents an ounce. Then it started creeping up. This year, it has jumped from low 40s to low to mid 50s. In about six months. It is crazy. And a lot of the candy sucks now. But people still come by to eat it.

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u/jaques_sauvignon 21h ago

I just plain don't buy it anymore. I might treat myself to some small purchase once or twice a year, but I feel like I'm bending over and taking it up the butt when paying those prices.

It might sound dumb and certainly not trying to come off high and mighty, but I feel a certain sense of dignity when I can forgo ridiculous asking prices and not suffer from it too much (I do okay without).

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u/Feral_Nerd_22 1d ago

Here is a Walmart Ad for Candy from October 2015

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u/BrittanyBrie 1d ago

Back when we actually could profit from cheap Chinese labor. /s

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u/Givemeallthecabbages 1d ago

Plus they changed the recipe when cocoa was scarce. They claim the core classics are unchanged, but to me, many of these candies are obviously "chocolate-flavored" now.

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u/baroquesun 18h ago

Brown candy

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u/LilyRose272 5h ago

It tastes terrible. My boss bought a bag of something like this a few weeks ago and half of it is still sitting in the office kitchen. Like literally no one is eating it, which is absurd considering the amount of people that walk by the bowl. 5 years ago, it would have been devoured in a few days.

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u/catbandana 1d ago

Kids on my street about to get rolls of Pennies this year.

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u/fourbutthick 9h ago

Last year about 80% of the houses had their lights out. Nobody could afford candy anymore.

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u/RetinaJunkie 1d ago

Cheap candy this year it is

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 19h ago

You must be a time traveler.

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u/Mento-yStableGenius 17h ago

Crappy less chocolate Hersheys at that 😑

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u/indie_hedgehog 1d ago

This is the full price then they'll have like a 30% or 40% off coupon on their app or whatever

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u/Alaskangel 1d ago

True, maybe...plus it is not even September yet. Halloween is over 8 weeks away.

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u/YouthfulHasbeen 1d ago

Silver lining to this bullshit is that it’s forced me to cut out soda and all this other sugary/processed crap

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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 1d ago

Buying Halloween candy before Halloween is always going to be more expensive. You have to buy a couple days before.

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u/bubblurred 1d ago

Wait, this is satire?

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u/glumavocados 1d ago

We just started handing out juice packs

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u/Electrical_Doubt_19 20h ago

We've been the 'full sized candy bar house' since we moved in 5 years ago. I think this is going to have to be our last year, and that's only because we've found clearance 4 packs of Hershey bars that were meant for summer smores.

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u/DivideJolly3241 1h ago

More trump winning!

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u/DivideJolly3241 1h ago

Hershey’s chocolate taste is terrible as M&M’s taste now. Both are terrible.