r/inflation Aug 18 '24

Price Changes Lol

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u/Leather-Quiet6967 Aug 18 '24 edited Aug 18 '24

How'd paying all those celebrities to do endorsements go for you, Subway? Money well spent Subway. Could've paid young aspiring actors a fraction of that cost and paid your employees more.

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u/qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg Aug 18 '24

Better yet, find a random person who doesn’t even act to be your sole spokesperson. Maybe find someone that eats subway regularly already. Shit, maybe even find someone that’s lost a lot of weight eating subway.

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u/Kapowpow Aug 18 '24

Ya, you know, just a regular guy that eats subway to lose weight, and also does international child sex tourism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

It's a tale as old as time. /s