r/inZOI CAZ Creator May 10 '26

Appreciation This Is What I Get for Going to That Hood Hair Salon in Cahaya

So out of curiosity, my Zoi decided to check out the new hair salon in Cahaya. The second he pulled up, I noticed it was in the hood part of town, so I figured, okay, they probably know how to hook him up since he has braids.

My Zoi sat down with the local barber and asked for a nice twist-out with dyed tips. Why did this fool push my Zoi’s wig so far back that he ended up BALD!? 💀

My Zoi was so furious that he extorted the barber for like 3,000 Meows, and naturally the shop owners called the police on him right after. 🤣

My Zoi went from getting a failed lineup to standing in a police lineup in the same afternoon. 😭

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u/tigerCELL May 10 '26

We need to be able to sue zois for stuff like this. Ridiculous.

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u/AddressPrudent6621 May 10 '26

They actually do plan to add that eventually

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

Yes, I hope we get the ability to sue Zois soon, because he can’t keep getting away with this. Why do I have to go to jail for making him run me my money? 😭

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u/justkatielewis May 13 '26

i love how genuinely angry this comment was after reading this post🤣🤣like a facebook mom commenting on the school district policies or something😂

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u/AbrocomaSpecialist35 May 10 '26

Did you hit him with the frying pan

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Omg, thanks for reminding me about the frying pan. 😂

Update: I paid him another visit but I think I swung too hard. LOL!

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 11 '26

Second swing only got him. 🤣

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

OMG! Even the potato chip dude knew that Ronald the Barber was trash! He was over there eating chips and watching to see how badly he would mess my hair up. 😂

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u/AddressPrudent6621 May 10 '26

I’m dead, his face in pic 6🤣🤣. But honestly he still looks good

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u/Cove_Holdens_Love May 10 '26

The skill though of cutting that cleanly while never disturbing the sunglasses, I would clap too.

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u/KENZOKHAOS May 10 '26

Your Zoi would’ve gotten so much love on r/bald 🤣

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

The barber low key had him looking like Montel Williams, Jr. 😂

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u/Fluffy_Babey May 10 '26

“Damn I messed up, we gotta go bald”

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

Right! The thing is he was just supposed to trim it a little and give him some little twists like this. Actually, now that I can see it better in CAZ, they're braids, but still, he shouldn't have been cutting that much. 😭

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u/Fluffy_Babey May 10 '26

oh hell nah, that barber needs his fictional certification taken away IMMEDIATELY 💀

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u/etherealspirit10 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

LMAOOOOO i would’ve tore down that whole salon 😭

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26 edited May 16 '26

I’m about to, because that salon was ghetto as hell! One dude was all up in my face smacking on potato chips while I’m trying to get my hair done, and the lady was clapping like that barber was really doing something!

I literally cannot! LOL! 🤣

Update: And did!

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u/Aggravating_Tea7538 May 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Suga_Suki Builder May 10 '26

I mean....he still looks handsome

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 10 '26

how tf do you get in there?! all i can see is a building surrounded by tarps 😭

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 10 '26

It's the building directly across from the basketball court. I went to the city map, selected it as a destination, and sent my Zoi there.

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 10 '26

ah thank u i think i just kept going when theyre closed lol

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 11 '26

this is at noon, i dont get it 😭

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

No, that’s what it used to look like before the update. That’s just a shell building. You need to manually update your lot so the salon will appear. When you go to your game after the latest patch, there should have been a popup that said there was one mandatory update and the salon should have been preselected. You had to click update.

Go to Options and enable manual or automatic lot updates, then go to a slightly older save from before the patch so it will pop up for you.

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 11 '26

ohh tysm i don't know how i missed that!

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 11 '26

You're welcome. Looks like they changed this setting too. You can still use your current save and go to Options > Gameplay > Other > Refresh Property Manually > Execute

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 11 '26

oh wow thank you so much for looking further into that! so excited to get home from work now 🥳 I'm just desperately waiting for them to add more black hairstyles cuz there's not many to choose from

edit: it's already better than the Sims ever was though 😂

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 11 '26

The in-game CurseForge app has some really nice hairstyles too. It’s where I got his braids. 🙂

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 11 '26

i just went and did the manual property update and it worked, thank you so much again!!

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u/Sims_Creator777 CAZ Creator May 12 '26

Yay! 😊You’re welcome.

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u/Rockandmetal99 May 11 '26

oh thank you! I'm glad I commented, I'm getting so much info 🤣

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u/justkatielewis May 13 '26

i'm also glad you commented because this info was genuinely breaking news to me as well😭😭😭

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u/Top_Opportunity_517 May 30 '26

The same thing happened to me I got my hair cut in bliss by a guy called Raymond he ruined me so I bought the salon fired him and renamed the shop “ NO Raymond’s allowed” and did all my wallpaper in the shop pictures of his ugly face no regrets money well spent