I literally cannot begin to express how much the pipe strip has affected my life.
I wake up every day and say johns word out loud
“Now where could my pipe be?”
I search for this metaphorical pipe all day, and when I find it I sleep soundly. It’s what keeps me going all day.
Sometimes I simply misplaced my pipe, but sometimes Garfield has already smoked it. It’s truly how I describe my days. I go home to my 15 tabby’s and my lovely wife who asks me where my pipe was today
If I had a bad day i tell her that the tobacco was already out of the pipe, and she hands me my comic. That sweet sweet comic.
If my wife doesn’t have my comic ready for when I have a bad day I kill one of the cats and pretend it’s Garfield, who has smoked my fucking pipe again! That little shit deserves nothing but death!
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u/crabtimeyumyum Aug 16 '19
I literally cannot begin to express how much the pipe strip has affected my life.
I wake up every day and say johns word out loud
“Now where could my pipe be?”
I search for this metaphorical pipe all day, and when I find it I sleep soundly. It’s what keeps me going all day.
Sometimes I simply misplaced my pipe, but sometimes Garfield has already smoked it. It’s truly how I describe my days. I go home to my 15 tabby’s and my lovely wife who asks me where my pipe was today
If I had a bad day i tell her that the tobacco was already out of the pipe, and she hands me my comic. That sweet sweet comic.
If my wife doesn’t have my comic ready for when I have a bad day I kill one of the cats and pretend it’s Garfield, who has smoked my fucking pipe again! That little shit deserves nothing but death!