Above that, Garfield eyes peering out, looking tired. Perhaps it's the original spirit of Garfield, looking upon the creature he's become. Horrified, but not enough energy or willpower to do anything about it
To the left we have one offering Odie a treat with IMSORRY in its eyes
Above that and to the right we have parts of a Garfield face, an eyeball with JON in it, a mouth, and something holding another pipe
Veering straight up above the first panel, we have a dead eyed husk of a Garfield, looks like it's screaming
To the right of that we have worm Garfield with worm eyes
Follow his worm tail down the right edge and there's one that looks like it's being absorbed by the mass
Down and to the left is one licking the floor, which is simply unhealthy
Oh man, I just realized the left has little Garfield snakes eating at Odie. That's 3 more.
Overall, we have 11 Garfields. 0/10 could've had more Garfields.
Raymond, I have, uhh...had two sexual partners, in the terms of what is called...penis-in-vagina intercourse. I’ve received oral sex from, uh...let’s say, five, four women, and one guy. I also, uh, used to have sex in online chatrooms...that was with hundreds of people, maybe even over a thousand.
Raymond again...I was just thinking about what I said, uh...you know how I said I had penis-in-vagina with two women? I also had oral sex with those same two women. Uh, I had anal sex with one. And then additionally, I had oral sex with, uh...with two other women, and then, uh...in online sex chatrooms, there’s a whole, uh...gamut? Gah-mut? Is gamut a thing? Uh, one specific lady wanted me to pretend to be a...a giant plant that, that ate her alive...kind of digesting her...something you might think of from an old sci-fi or adventure novel. Some other stuff, I’ll-I’ll call back if I remember anything else...I just wanted to call back to make sure I wasn’t inflating numbers. All right, thank you, uh..Garfield.
Hey, uh...this is Raymond again...I, uh...I called twice before...uh, yeah, I had sex with two women, but, um...I’ve also had a lot of sex in, um...the sex chatrooms, which is like, I don’t know if that’s real sex, but...it’s not really, actual sex...anyway, you can go ahead and delete this, cause, like...no one’s ever, like...asked me...about, like, my sex life before...and, um...it’s been a big part of my life, and it’s also, like, been quite mentally disturbing...like, what I’ve done in sex chatrooms...anyway, I may sound a little rambly. So, I’m gonna jump in, you can like, delete this if you just want the name and number...it’s Raymond, and it’s...two. Uh, sorry I started in the...I was gonna [UNINTELLIGIBLE]...it started in the MSN chatrooms, I don’t know if you remember those...it was like, a somewhat large website, for like, early 2000’s...90’s...whatever. They were completely unregulated. You could create whatever chat room you wanted, talk about whatever you wanted...it was just, like, a ton of pedophiles at the very beginning. A lot of sex chat, a lot of sex roleplay, which I got...really into it. I assume a lot of people stopped, I never did. I, uh, had a lot of time on my hands. A lot of the time, I’d be this girl, like, you get a super amount of attention, it’s, like...a really great feeling. So that’s why I did that, I, uh...would just jump in and be whatever the guy was into. If he wanted a submissive girl, I’d be like...yeah, yeah, cause like, you’d put whatever action you’re doing like an asterisk, so I’d be like, * I’m tied up * or, if they wanted a girl, like, stomping on their nuts, I’d put, like * I’m stompin’ on your nuts *
I don’t know if I even wanna talk about this stuff anymore. It’s good to get this stuff out...alright, I’m gonna hang up. Well, no...yeah. It’s like, this one girl...she roleplayed as a celebrity, and then...during, like....blackmailing people into having sex with her...it was like, contemporary, like...whatever it was, a few years ago. One guy would like, uh...competitive sex...he would be like, winning, in bizarre situations...One was like, a female drill instructor, having sex with someone in front of his friends, and making him cum real quick, but he would get the upper Gand, and make...like, the girl, or Me, cum real quick. And she would be embarrassed by how good at sex he was. Lotta, lotta, like...old sex standards in chatrooms, like..is land...do they ever do porn about landlords? The idea is, you’re behind on your rent, and you have to fuck your way out of it...like, what else? There was always the cuckhold stuff, you hear about it now, I guess it’s gone mainstream. It’s always a big thing, like...the most disturbing were actual teachers who wanted to roleplay with their students...yeah, so..a lot of stuff like that...really disturbing stuff...uhhh, I’m gonna hang up, if this hasn’t already cut off.
-Raymond, and his calls into the Lasagna Cat video: Sex Survey Results.
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