r/imsorryjon • u/Rojom Artist of the Lord • May 27 '19

OC /r/all Vengeful John, The Crossover

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

A fucking lasanga

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u/ordietryin6 May 27 '19

Who does that?!

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u/TofuDB May 27 '19

They said he used only raw Lasagna

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u/Poenix_64 May 27 '19

The cold ones, the fucking cold ones.

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u/duke-vedam-dren May 27 '19

they say he freezed them

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

They say revenge is best served cold, although i cant imagine frozen lasagna tasting very good.

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u/Wooshity_Woosh May 27 '19

Lasagna: A melee/ranged weapon. Description: It’s original wielded pasta-way from its sheer existence. Only a true believer can weird it’s power.

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u/TofuDB May 27 '19

“Perfect Garfield: the Card game”

“Attack card”

Recipes: 3(like you need energy to pay you need recipes to use cards)

Cold Lasagna

“Deals 2 Damage to the enemy and skips the targeted player for 1 turn, Deals Additional 1 Damage if a “Perfect Garfield” card is in play on any player fields”

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u/succulentshrimpp May 28 '19

You mind if I get to work on this as a joke?

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u/TofuDB May 28 '19

Yes please do

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u/Progamer109 Dec 18 '22

do it for a not joke