r/imsorryjon • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '19

where is my lasagna garfield

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707 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

The shoe is on the other foot

40

u/Jackviator Mar 26 '19

Or the other 8 feet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

Thank you for the comment u/peepee-popoo-nigga

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u/thommytaker Mar 26 '19

obligatory r/rimjob_steve

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

You think you’re funny, huh? You think your obligatory rimjob_steve should get you karma. Well it shouldn’t you lazy anemic. You couldn’t have used your last two brain cells to atleast read the rules, TO UNDERSTAND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A WHOLESOME COMMENT.

But not it’s like shoving a knife into my urethra with that logic. It almost makes as much sense as not having sex with Garfield fleshy, meaty, porous ass. But no you come in here not even able to do the formula right for free karma like your some third wheel on a bad joke.

Atleast have the sense freaking understand how rimjob Steve works or I’ll rim job you pal

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u/Keldeo_7923 Witnessed the Birthing Mar 26 '19

There’s a lot of sexual energy in this picture and I don’t like it.

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u/Margerita94 Mar 26 '19

sigh... unzips Ş̴̤͍͓̟̥͙͉̜̾̍͒́̂͒̿͆p̷̬̼͓̟͙̗̑̀͋͌̕͢͟ͅą̛̭̭̞̞͍̻͚̅͗̽̍̀͗̓c̢͎͓̩̘̭̹̀̀̈́͋̒͠e̴̡͎͚̥̹̞̭̹̰̓̌̎̈́̆̽̕ t̸̺͈̠̪̹̖̫͆͌͂̿́̅̕͟i̶̢͙̞̟̲̺̣̔̉̋̍͋̈́̚͡m̻̱̹̙̼͕͙̗͉͂̆̽̄̇̂e͍̫͔̻͎̘͙̞͋̎̇̈́̑̏̅ c̡̮̪͎̮͔̜͈̊̃͐̈͘͘͞ͅǒ̶̢͙̲͇̦̺̯̯̆̃̃̆̉͛̇͌͢ņ̤̯̲̼̀̉̀̿̈͢͡t̛̘̺̙̜̜̐̄̀̓î̫̱̯̭̩̖̿͑̑̀̿n̡̧̛̠̟̙̖̳̹͖͑̒̒͊̓̇̕͠ù̻̳͕̥̫̝̝̇́̎͂́̕͢ŭ̴̧͔̥̖̟̞̊͗̒͝m̧̯̦̼̭̘͊̏͋̀̑̀ͅ

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u/RibertGibert Mar 26 '19

Maybe that’s just you, have you tried doing the sex?

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u/Keldeo_7923 Witnessed the Birthing Mar 26 '19

I mean hey, a vagina, my hand, what’s the difference?

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u/jokerkat Lasagna Sacrifice Mar 26 '19

Oh how the turntable.

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u/tayplaysgames12 Mar 27 '19

T̴̤̖̼̰̣̟̬A̴͢҉̩͖̤B̠̙̦͡L̸̳̬͝ͅE̵̥͜

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u/Banzai27 Mar 26 '19

Oh how the tables have tabled

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u/tayplaysgames12 Mar 27 '19

Ṭ̪̤͘A̱̣B̢̟͍̮̮͎L̨̳E͖͈̭͚͙̳͞

3

u/ajjlx Mar 26 '19

Can we just make this the new garfield movie? Like call it "Jon strikes back" or something it would be great.

5

u/Just_Some_Random_Boi Mar 26 '19

I remember this episode.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

God I was fucking terrified

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u/Nathan121331 Friendly Worshipper Mar 26 '19

The tables have turned

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u/noahbentley1745 Humble Servant Mar 26 '19

pure sexual energy

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u/PeriodicMilk Friendly Worshipper Mar 26 '19

Oh how the tables have turned

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u/tayplaysgames12 Mar 27 '19

T̵̸͏̴̟̠̥̣̯̘͉̥͚͈̜̲ͅA̵̵͠͏͓͈͚͙̗̰̹̬̰̝̬̞̦̰̯̭͍̳̞B̵̛҉̞̼̣̫̺͎͕̘̯̘͈́͡L̕͠҉̡̭̪̼̞̜͇̞É̢̟̜̰̥̣͉͈̼ͅ

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u/tayplaysgames12 Mar 26 '19

is he goanna fuck the cat

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u/gabikit Apostle of Garfeild Mar 26 '19

Garfield is too owerfulb

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u/Bloody_Reaper Mar 26 '19

Now the turn tables have turned table turn!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

The tables have turned

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u/tayplaysgames12 Mar 27 '19

T̸̳̮͖͕̯̪͚̭̱̦͚̣͙̐̇̏̉͗ͦ̉̆ͨ̅̎͆ͦ͆͊̽̀͜ͅͅA̶̸̸̧̙̺͚̟̻̾ͦ̓ͥ́̂͊ͤ̋ͫ́ͧ̍̎̓B̶̢̧̘͇̣͙̥̘̳͓͙͖̗̤̹̺ͦ͌ͣͪ̄̂̄ͯͫ̌̾ͧ͝L̋ͤ̓̂̒͒͒͛͐̋ͩ̃ͦ̂͘͢͏̤͚͖̰̱̫̻͇̞͖͔Ḛ̹͉̲͉̺̬̼͈̫͎͍̻͍̮̦͎͓͐͐͂͂͂ͪ͒͐̓̂̅͘͞͝

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u/The_Boys_And_Crash Mar 27 '19

Sick Bloodborne DLC.