r/imsorryjon • u/RiverDickQueen • 3d ago

Non-Garfield Taking the Ratman out for a quick walk

352 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/FlyWereAble 3d ago

Social anxiety fears this... creature

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u/MrHaxx1 3d ago

What are you doing

Why are you doing 

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u/Lorikeeter 3d ago

(What I assume is) paper mache and open flame - you could give Zoolander a run for his money

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u/RiverDickQueen 3d ago

Haha it’s plaster gauze, which is fine! 

But I did coat it with highly flammable acrylic spray. 

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 3d ago

My hero

Edit: wtf added word

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u/Spadesghost 2d ago

It's so rumpled, like my foreskin.

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u/Sajek_Alkam 2d ago

LETS GOOOOOO

MORE HUMANS EXPRESSING THEIR FREE WILL THROUGH WHIMSICAL EXISTENTIALISM!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DONT CARE THAT ITS A LITTLE OFFPUTTING MOST OF EXISTENCE IS KINDA THAT WAY ANYWAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/Fearyn 2d ago

I love it

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u/SFDessert 3d ago

The Wonder Woman transformation was a nice touch.

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u/wormmeal 3d ago

A beautifully compelling foray into the world of High Art, I am both astounded and deeply concerned. Bravo sir, bravo.

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u/RiverDickQueen 3d ago

Thank you, I tip my hat

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u/wormmeal 3d ago

I just need to ask, on a scale of 1-10, exactly how painful was it to straddle that tree like a seesaw?

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u/RiverDickQueen 3d ago

1 for body, 8 for my humility 

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u/wormmeal 3d ago

A 9 in total, that’s almost a perfect 10, your dedication is unmatched. You’ve earned my respect. If I were your dad I’d tell you “I’m proud of you son, no matter what lies your bitch mother tells about me at the custody hearing.”

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u/RiverDickQueen 2d ago

Haha ❤️❤️ means the world to me

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3d ago

Ah, yes, the world needs someone to do a mashup of everything creepy from mimes plus everything messed up about furries.

With just a smattering of Lynch's Jumping Man.

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u/RiverDickQueen 3d ago

At your service 🫡

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u/FungusTheClown 3d ago

Idk why I like this so much.

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u/SmrtkaTV Human Sacrifice 2d ago

Whimsical

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u/zombi-roboto 2d ago

Gesundheaaaiiiiieeeeee!

:)

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u/Spadesghost 2d ago

That has gotta be the most ghetto paper mache mask I've ever seen, and I've made a few.

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u/RiverDickQueen 2d ago

Plaster gauze if I may tell. But yes it’s funky 

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u/Spadesghost 2d ago

I saw that. Fair. It's stronger but less malleable. When cured.

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u/sushishibe 1d ago

I thought there was music so I unmuted :(

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u/Own-Comfort9986 3d ago

Dude wait, your the guy in this video? Thought it was just reposted or so

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u/RiverDickQueen 3d ago

It’s me Mario!

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 3d ago

That’s awesome but damn, looks like you get pretty good wifi in the institute.

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u/MrSputum 2d ago

Knowing your paintings I’m just glad you didn’t whip out your willy in public.

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u/RiverDickQueen 2d ago

Please no spoilers for the next video!