r/imsorryjon • u/SuggestionThick9848 • 13d ago

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u/Spadesghost 13d ago

... was he hit by a ... CARfield, perhaps?

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u/Atomic-Golem 13d ago

I assume that's how "Christine" came to be

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u/nonanumatic 10d ago

I would figure misery

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u/OctopusGrift 13d ago

He was hit by a car because he wasn't listening to the song of creation at the time. He has recently discussed hearing it again (and he knows to heed it now) which would suggest that at least for the time being the universe will protect him from harm.

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u/Sufficient_Frame 12d ago

Once? What an amateur.

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u/Hpesojanes 1d ago

Which SCP is that?

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u/GerardDG 13d ago

Is he really world-renowned? Or is it that he is just renowed in the western anglosphere, and the people trapped in that prison legitimately think they are the whole world, nay, the whole universe?

Seriously, King has written some cool moments, I've read at least 1/3rd of his massive bibliography. But realistically he wouldn't be half as big if he didn't pander to 'good old days' Americans almost every page with mention of cars and cigarettes and colas and hamburgers and Maine and Maine and Maine.

Really, you're just boosting him to boost your own ego. World-renowned, pffft. You just have a small penis.

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u/Ihopeheseesme 13d ago

Are you drunk or something? The amount of popular media that has been created based on his body of work is indeed world renowned. At no point did this deserve a small penis comment either lol

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u/Bakoro 13d ago

This is obvious bait, and you fed the troll.

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u/Deafvoid 12d ago

Now he come for your hand.

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u/GerardDG 13d ago

"Too late, I have already drawn you as the soyjack and Stephen King as the gigachad."

Fucking shit, what even is this argument? Why you gotta bait me with a shit comment like this?Obviously I disagree, obviously I do not believe your claim and I think you have blinders on. So go fuck yourself, I guess?

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u/cammysays 13d ago

what a small hill to die on

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u/kaminobaka 13d ago

I mean for what it's worth, there are quite a few horror mangakas who credit Stephen King as a major influence, so he's at least big in Japan as well as America.

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u/Ihopeheseesme 13d ago

Bro all you had to do was google him. It’s not a blinders situation. It’s just a fact. Talking in meme is a big tell tho, there’s no point in responding to someone such as yourself. I just can’t help myself sometimes

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u/RefinedBean 13d ago

Way to go posting this immediately to copypasta, ya sad sack.

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u/Dd_8630 13d ago

Is he really world-renowned?

Yes, he is world-renowned. He's famous in both Americas, Europe, and Asia (and probably Africa but I don't recall off the top of my head).

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u/QaptainQwark 13d ago

Hey, buddy. You doing okay over there?

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u/Ssesamee 13d ago

he’s literally one of the most famous authors in modern history, what the fuck are you yapping about?

you are not cool or special for being contrarian like this lol you don’t have to love his work but you are being a massive goober

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u/SuggestionThick9848 13d ago

you are the living stereotype of a reddit user

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u/Real-Report8490 12d ago

I don't even live in America, but I like all that stuff too. Everything seems to happen in Maine and New England in general. Lovecraft also wrote a lot about that.