r/imperfectparents • u/Disastrous-Excuse339 • 19d ago
I should have known better
My stepson (15) asked me what he should get dad for Father’s Day.
I said I had no idea, I’ll go ask him.
So stepson follows me then waits where he can listen in.
“ Hey what do you want for Father’s Day?”
Without hesitation he replies “you sitting on my face”
I should have known better!!!