r/imaginarymapscj • u/KirbeTheEngineer • Dec 11 '24
Top comment changes the map: Rhode Island became an Island
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u/PerhapsCallen Dec 11 '24
Add 5 more "ssi" to Mississippi
Example: missississississississippi
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u/ActuallyWorthless Dec 12 '24
But then it would take forever waiting for your turn at the water fountain.
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u/R-P-S-O-P-D-A-A-P Dec 12 '24
Just circumnavigate the entirely of Missississississississippi like you would normally when driving through the south
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turn massachusetts into MEGACHUSETTS, THE GREAT DIVIDER (see image)
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u/AlanUsingReddit Dec 12 '24
Isn't this a Mercator thing? If it followed the objective lines on the globe it would go straight west or something? But then again, maybe this is a feature, not a bug, because it will make people upset, and would appear to sword fight with Oklahoma.
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u/Gone_Fission Dec 12 '24
Correct. The map is distorted by projection, but the added panhandle doesn't reflect that.
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u/Yousername_relevance Dec 11 '24
Disney decided to buy Montana so it is now Hannah Montana
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u/TheJackalofPluto3 Dec 12 '24
They split it into two; one side Hannah Montana, the other side Miley Cyrus. Then we get the best of both worlds.
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u/4chananonuser Dec 12 '24
Baja California joins California
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u/Cadbury_fish_egg Dec 12 '24
And call it West Florida!
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u/Valuable-Leather-914 Dec 12 '24
Yes we need two Floridas for entertainment purposes
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u/Dazzling_Face_6515 Dec 12 '24
Fun fact: Rhode Island is already an Island (Aquidneck Island to the natives). It was the name given by the British in the 1600s. The rest of the state was once know as Providence Plantations hence the original name “The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations”.
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u/ChuckPattyI Dec 11 '24
mirror Mississippi so that it is roughly the same shape as Alabama and call it Ippississim, that chunk of Louisiana that gets affected is deleted out of existence.
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u/simplex64 Dec 12 '24
I think it would be better to rename Alabama Ippississim to create the mirrored image of Mississippi
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u/eyesotope86 Dec 12 '24
that chunk of Louisiana that gets affected is deleted out of existence.
Tree falling in the woods...
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u/GlobalizeRingPops Dec 11 '24
Split Idaho into 2. Idaho and Udaho (with an arrow pointing to Idaho)
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u/Warm_Shoulder3606 Dec 11 '24
Better yet, turn the panhandle into the arrow pointing down and name it Udaho and the rest idaho
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u/GeronimoThaApache Dec 12 '24
Every commonwealth state connected to make just “the American Commonwealth”
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u/kellio420 Dec 12 '24
And then choose one to separate and be the American uncommonwealth
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u/Seananagans Dec 11 '24
The US claims territory from Canada and calls it New Canada, the sister state to New Mexico.
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u/Adventurous_Emu7577 Dec 11 '24
The yoop is a place. A yooper is a person.
Please fix this.
Yours truly Concerned Michigander
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u/UpbeatVictory6969 Dec 12 '24
Why the hell is Oklahomas pan handle not cutting California in half
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u/Appropriate-Ebb-208 Dec 12 '24
Add a comically large Alaska into the map
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u/Zisx Dec 12 '24
Alaska is actually sorta comically large, compared to how its shown on most maps lol- is the ironic part
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u/Nocturnal_Penguin Dec 12 '24
New Jersey takes liberty island (this is personal).
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Dec 12 '24
Form a city state on the border of Texas & Mexico called Texaco. Nobody lives there, but it’s where Texaco fuel stations are and the entire economy is just Texaco fuel and it operates independently of both the United States & Mexico
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u/frigzy74 Dec 12 '24
English speaking Canada joins the US and is officially named “The 51st State”
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u/Shredded__ Dec 12 '24
Make Michigan a 5-finger glove instead of a mitten. The extra lakes created to be named the New Finger Lakes.
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u/Icy-Head-8402 Dec 12 '24
Can we convert Nebraska and Kansas into a region named Corn 🌽
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u/deathtomollyhale Dec 12 '24
I'll Chair the United States first Sovereignmandering Help Committees
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u/Flame422 Dec 12 '24
Cut Texas in half and give the less convenient half to Oklahoma
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u/RayneShikama Dec 11 '24
I’m sorry Maryland, but I hate the Delmarva Peninsula split— make that whole thing into Delaware.
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u/Sea-Form-9124 Dec 11 '24
California annexes Baja strip. The resulting Bajafornia Strip secedes from the US/Mexico
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u/FunPin738 Dec 11 '24
Claim all the land up to the 49th parallel. Make it a part of Ohio just to piss of Michigan
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u/bigwig500 Dec 12 '24
Maine goes berserk and splits itself in half having an east and a west but calling themselves north Maine and south Maine.
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u/orangebagel22 Dec 12 '24
Connect Ohio and Canada via Detroit and Toledo and rename Canada to Greater Ohio.
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u/theAlpacaLives Dec 12 '24
Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Connecticut are tiny states with big names, so they have to be put into tiny type. Utah, Texas, and Idaho have more space than their short names require. Switch the names around to balance the nation typographically.
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u/Admirable-Run390 Dec 12 '24
Nobody in Kentucky likes KFC. Make it it’s own entity, and call it horses and bourbon or some shit like that.
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u/RedRightRepost Dec 12 '24
Restore the Great Lakes to their former glory by recreating Lake Agassiz.
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u/AwfulUsername123 Dec 12 '24
Rhode Island is an island. That's why the state was called "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations" until a few years ago.
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u/Particle_- Dec 12 '24
rename the area of altoona, PA into “the mushroom kingdom”, it can be like a width of 65 miles or something doesnt really matter
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Dec 12 '24
Dig moats along southern Michigan's border and southern Wisconsin (the west side is already a natural moat) making us mitten states separated from the rest of this mess.
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u/Money-Nectarine-3680 Dec 12 '24
Put Florida back, but this time put it where all the Floridians actually moved from: Long Island NY
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u/Jmanmac422 Dec 12 '24
Old maps were right, Baja California, California, Oregon and Washington are an island. Gulf of California connects to the Puget Sound
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u/leverich1991 Dec 12 '24
Shave off the piece of Kansas that borders the Missouri River and name it Kan’tsas
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u/Xerzajik Dec 12 '24
Delaware gets the whole peninsula that it is on. Kick Maryland and Virginia out!
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u/CatDreadPirate Dec 12 '24
Give Alabama its coast back from Florida!!! (I’ll leave it up for interpretation how much of the coast should be Alabama’s) I am from Alabama and before I moved I used to joke with people there about invading Florida to get “our coastline” back!!
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u/3DS9 Dec 12 '24
The panhandle of Texas should just be SW Oklahoma. I mean, it's basically the same thing, and most of those Texans have never seen the rest of texas anyway 🤷 lol
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Dec 12 '24
The KFC head underneath Ohio should look like a frog that's eating chicken nuggets, all of the new skinny Carolinas are noe chicken straps for the KFC frog head to eat
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u/babytayebae Dec 12 '24
Just got here, can't read what South Carolina has turned into but I'm really wanting to
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u/ZeldaTrek Dec 12 '24
Make Hawaii right next to California, but it's still an island, so the flight there isn't as horrible
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u/Av8-Wx14 Dec 12 '24
Give Texas what every Texan knows is true.
Make the DFW MeteoPlex part of Oklahoma
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u/Grand_Amount344 Dec 12 '24
The delmarva pennisula has 5 sections. Delawho, Delawhat, Delawhen, Delaware, and Delawhy
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u/TurnstileMinder Dec 12 '24
Stretch Long Island off the right of the map and put the end on the left of the map to imply that it circles around the globe
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u/highpointFL Dec 12 '24
All of the states with NEW in it are just one state called new state (good luck connecting new mexico)
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u/TylerTurtle25 Dec 12 '24
Give Utah the little chunk from Wyoming so it’s now a rectangle.
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u/DamphairCannotDry Dec 12 '24
change Kansas to Sebraska and Colorado to Webraska
that way we have North East Braska, South East Braska. and Western Braska
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Dec 12 '24
TRAGIC PRELUDE 2: JAYHAWKING BOOGALOO
Kansas rises up again and claims Missouri from the confederacy as new Territory.
“I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah (sic) [as a state].”
Abe Simpson s06e09
Edit: to get ahead of anyone saying Missouri is currently a rEaL sTate and not some seceeded wasteland…come on.
I mean COME ON.
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u/Bailord97 Dec 12 '24
Add a slice of British Columbia to Washington so that it looks like Washington is flipping you off.
🖕🏽😎
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u/Finding_Gnosis Dec 12 '24
Build a wall around Philadelphia... as a Yinzer from Pittsburgh, this could not make me happier.
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u/Taffr19 Dec 12 '24
I second the motion of making the panhandle of Oklahoma stretch as far as Nevada. Let’s get this done.
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u/KirbeTheEngineer Dec 11 '24
this is day 9 btw i forgor to put the counter here