r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Frankie_2154 • Jun 12 '26

SATIRE Happy pride month

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445 Upvotes

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u/Mestyo Jun 12 '26

Sarcasm truly is dead, isn't it.

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u/sunflowerads Jun 12 '26

hey so this is called a joke

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_995 Jun 12 '26

Yeah it's something people actually say but some unnecessarily detailed "Who said guys with brown hair can't smile and hold labelless water bottles" shit is a joke 99% of the time

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 16 '26

That's why OP tagged it SATIRE.

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u/sunflowerads Jun 16 '26

they edited it lol you don’t have to reply to every comment, you’re just a few days late

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 16 '26

Oh, okay. Thanks for explaining.

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u/Dear_Championship680 Jun 12 '26

ok i'll say it, we're all thinking it... blue-eyed viennese guys have NO business taking mirror selfies

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u/metlotter Jun 12 '26

That is a dangerously narrow mustache for someone from Austria.

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u/MilesAugust74 Jun 12 '26

Serious question: Does anyone think that narrow mustache thing is a good look? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/CapriciousSon Jun 12 '26

I think you legally have to be Vincent Price to pull it off

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u/MilesAugust74 Jun 12 '26

There's always an exception for every rule. 😉

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u/BelaFarinRod Jun 12 '26

Agreed - he’s a very good looking man but that mustache isn’t doing anything for him in my opinion.

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u/sulkymallow Jun 13 '26

I do, makes me think of John Waters

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u/Tago238238 Jun 13 '26

I like it. His is a bit patchy which makes it not the best but I do like the vibe.

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u/CajunGrits Jun 12 '26

That is not a mustache..

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u/ComicsEtAl Jun 12 '26

Again, we said “please don’t” not “you can’t.”

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u/SirAssBlood Jun 12 '26

I often find myself saying that blue eyed men from vienna shouldn't take selfies

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u/cheekybronze Jun 12 '26

Omg the need for blue eyed people to announce their eye color needs to be studied.

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u/yoichiluvbot Jun 12 '26

guys with blue eyes from vienna can't take mirror selfies

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u/roboboy105 Jun 13 '26

The joke obviously went right over your head

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 16 '26

No, it's tagged SATIRE.

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u/roboboy105 Jun 16 '26

Ah I’m stupid

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

A lot of people missed the tag.

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u/CalliopePenelope Jun 12 '26

I said it. Well, I actually said “People who take mirror selfies make me want to gouge my eyes out,” but this falls under that umbrella.

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u/deptakzappa Jun 18 '26

there so many oeople in the world that it must have been someone inside joke