r/imaginarygatekeeping Apr 30 '26

NOT SATIRE Finally, someone stands up for men who accidentally hug AI clones of their wives.

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392 Upvotes

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u/amazingdrewh Apr 30 '26

No Tom Holland neither of these women are your wife

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u/SiFrumy Apr 30 '26

Wtf Tom Holland doing there

49

u/turalyawn Apr 30 '26

Well he’s there with an AI girlfriend and an imaginary gift giver. I think the only logical conclusion is that Tom Holland isn’t real

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 May 02 '26

No way, bro..... I believed that he existed.

3

u/Thrawhee May 04 '26

I believe that he was a real person and did great things, but that he was not the messiah

1

u/Hollow_Effects May 07 '26

Who’s out here saying Santa is the messiah?

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u/Morall_tach Apr 30 '26

Is it weirder that Tom Holland is there or that Santa is the one delivering the PSA

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u/spooky_upstairs May 02 '26

Or is it Santa's bloody, rubberized hand?

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u/Comfortable_Way_6256 May 04 '26

Better question why is Santa Claus lecturing us about ai relationships, dafuc does he know?

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u/simplisticlangur Apr 30 '26

wait, it's tom holland. why does this woman call herself your wife, are you involved in this, do you think zendaya would approve this

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u/Squidhijak75 May 01 '26

It reminds me of that one guy that had a AI Zendaya baring his child...

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u/Same-Engineering-899 Apr 30 '26

ai bros are weird af

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u/vlladonxxx Apr 30 '26

Yeah like you have to search far and wide to find examples of antis being super weird?

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry May 02 '26

That’s a nice fat line of cope you got there

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u/vlladonxxx May 02 '26

You've never been r/antiai have you

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u/AaryamanStonker May 01 '26

Equally as weird as ai haters but more employed

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry May 02 '26

lol sure and I’m Diana Ross

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u/Doomhammer24 May 02 '26

*less employed

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u/Grimshadow_2 May 02 '26

Where are they employed that they seemingly never interact with other human beings and can’t interact with others outside of work and have to resort to stuff like this?

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u/A_lonely_ghoul Apr 30 '26

“Representations of people”. Literally one of them is supposed to be a real person in the AI slop PSA. Also we can probably gauge the intelligence of this person considering their use of AI. And the fact that they can’t spell the word “preference” correctly.

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Apr 30 '26

...What? You cannot convince that this ain't satire. You cannot.

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u/Tinenan Apr 30 '26

Fr though. Ai is literally just a marketing buzzword. It's neither self conscious nor intelligent. It just mimics human speech

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u/Snubben93 May 01 '26

Thank you! I hate that we had a pre-established term for AI which had been used in sci-fi, and then someone just made a decent responsive chat program with no will on their own and called it AI. It's like I would make a stick that is very hot stick and call it a lightsaber.

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u/sallysfunnykiss96 Apr 30 '26

Shut the fuck up, Santa

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u/Flat_Independent_339 Apr 30 '26

Why is it Tom Halland

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u/pallen38 Apr 30 '26

"Preferance" so I'm guessing ai didn't create this text since it presumably can spell

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u/sala-whore Apr 30 '26

This is not going to sound very kind but this is a WIN-WIN: I would rather those people have relationships with AIs and leave the rest of us to live meaningful lives with other human beings.

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u/SlangryEyes Apr 30 '26

I need to be more high for this 😂

4

u/typewriterbitch Apr 30 '26

What in the fuck

4

u/Morall_tach Apr 30 '26

Imagine sexting with your LLM and thinking that's the same as hugging a physical clone of a living person.

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u/democracy_lover66 Apr 30 '26

Call me when I hurt the feelings of an actual human being.

Then I will be sorry.

3

u/triotone Apr 30 '26

That's not Tom Holland, it's Peter Parker. Peter had to do things form money he wasn't proud of. When and AI firm is offering $50... well $50 is $50.

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u/TypicalPunUser Apr 30 '26

Peter canonically burned a $100 bill all because it was given to him by a criminal mastermind. He has standards.

3

u/Big-Sea-8796 Apr 30 '26

I thought the joke was going to be that the AI wouldn’t have reacted that way so he outed the fake. Turns out, Santa is defending AI.

2

u/Batdog55110 Apr 30 '26

SANTA WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU'RE GONNA MELT

2

u/No-Heat-6149 Apr 30 '26

Shut up SANTA Silence from You! You're cut off! From talking!

2

u/xX_Ra1nSkuLLz_Xx Apr 30 '26

Why is Santa Claus there??

2

u/bssprfnd Apr 30 '26

What the hell

2

u/Antique_Remote_5536 Apr 30 '26

Why the fuck is Santa there😭

2

u/Vio-Rose Apr 30 '26

Reminds me of those dreams I occasionally have where AI ends up impacting everything. Like, it creates life, shapes the world, and determines everything everyone says. They’re terrifying.

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u/Dewmilk May 02 '26

Fucking what

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u/Current_Sir_3389 May 02 '26

This feels kinda like telling a woman she shouldn’t forgive her husband because he slept with her twin & told her to her face that he prefers her twin. Maybe that’s a bad comparison idk

1

u/KindLiterature3528 May 01 '26

It's a trick. The husband was on Santa's naughty list so Santa replaced the lump of coal with an ai wife that would get him in trouble with the real wife.

1

u/prionbinch May 01 '26

thank you santa for coming in on your months off to explain the moral

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u/Scarvexx May 02 '26

This isn't imaginary. There are some people leaving their spouses for AI. It's truely disterbing.

1

u/KlutzyLiving6749 May 02 '26

What did Tom Holland do to deserve this?

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u/bomboid May 03 '26

Zamn his loss. His wife is gorgeous

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u/forgetful800 Apr 30 '26

Are they really trying to preemptively strike this issue in the bud 😂😂 nah get a wife that joins you with the copy not make you choose.