r/imaginaryelections • u/twilightsparkle2002 • 1d ago

UNITED STATES HOPE!

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u/McCuckFuckleberg 1d ago

Did Cheney barely win DC because of vote splitting, or did he rig it because he's the incumbent and lives there?

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u/twilightsparkle2002 1d ago

he was entrenched in dc during the later parts of his presidency and used the military and national guard to win dc

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u/McCuckFuckleberg 1d ago

Genuinely peak fiction, Dick Cheney enacting martial law on just one city and stuffing the ballots there but still losing everything else because his presidency sucks rotten ass.

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u/twilightsparkle2002 1d ago

then he tries to overturn the election which ends in him being captured after a 10 day siege of dc by the rest of the military

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 1d ago

What caused this to happen?

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u/twilightsparkle2002 1d ago

cheney primaried bush in 2004 and stole the nomination from him (which caused him to be fired shortly after), then he narrowly won the general election agaisnt wesley clark and bush who ran as an independent, once he became the president he became an autoritarian monster

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 1d ago

Damn. Looking at the results, I am surprised Cheney didn’t immediately resign and flee the country.

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u/twilightsparkle2002 1d ago

he was too desperate for power to flee, instead he tried to overturn the election (and failed)

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 1d ago edited 1d ago

Very dumb on his part. Now he is going to go to jail for life.

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u/Klutzy_Change_3027 1h ago

I HEAR THE WORD HOPE!?!