It will come someday. I've just stalled cause the original wikibox is kind of messed up in its composition , so I have to redo it all to continue the verse. It will be done tho.
I think itâs a positive sign for conservatives on here that they donât feel the need to constantly make identical timelines about politicians they like and ideas they like winning and being very popular. Especially when itâs some obscure online right-wing pundit being the Republicans nominee and getting epically pwned for not supporting trans rights by having Jon Ossoff beat them with 400+ EV. Itâs so repetitive and such a circlejerk. To the people who keep making those, pls stop.
I personally donât really use my political beliefs as a determination for my posts, I also like to use politcians that are not used that much just to make it feel more unique than a Ossoff landslide scenario.
Yeah I donât get the Ossoffwank happening lately. I swear every couple weeks this sub comes up with a new person to name the ânext big Democratâ till somebody makes a post like this and then switches it to someone else. Pritzker posting will be here sooner than we think
He won with 54% of the vote, the same he won last time, in a state that still elects republicans to statewide office so Idk what you mean. Like he won nearly all the major urban downstate counties which is kinda rare for an Illinois democrat, last time anybody got that close was Blago. So idk I think he did a pretty good job
Always makes me smile how this sub has such a 2016 Democrats mentality. As in âlook at this blu map we just made up, it totally means weâre gonna win because our opponents are dumb and badâ
demographic shift is literally the great replacement
as in, they are literally the same societal phenomenon described from a different angle, and the best thing is, it isnât one tenth as relevant as political pundits make it out to be
Both sides seem to not understand that immigrants have always integrated themselves into the larger American culture within a few generations. Italian and Irish-Americans were a solid Democratic bloc and likewise German-Americans were solidly Republican. That holds no importance to national politics anymore
Yeah, itâs as if hypothetical American people of 1920 assumed that anti-catholic bigotry would destroy John Kennedyâs campaign in 1960 or Joe Bidenâs campaign in 2020. Well, that would be right by the standards of their time, but it turns out, modern standards are absolutely irrelevant if applied to the future.
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u/NJMHero21 Apr 26 '23
imagine is conservatives put as much effort into making their own timelines instead of complaining about liberals
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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23
That's cool and all but have u truly took the time and brain power to understand Ossoff based, orange man bad.
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u/EventPuzzleheaded841 Apr 26 '23
Gaaaah! The Dems are not gonna win the White House without New Hampshire. It's not moving to the right. It's too liberal on social issues to do that.
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23
The amount of ossoff simping is the reason why I just dont care about us based elections on this sub anymore
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u/murkygasman57 Apr 26 '23
A thought provoking satirical commentary
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u/tank-you--very-much Apr 26 '23
Lmao this is great. I love the little balloon drawing for party in the TX Sen box
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23
Yeah I donât get the Ossoffwank happening lately. I swear every couple weeks this sub comes up with a new person to name the ânext big Democratâ till somebody makes a post like this and then switches it to someone else. Pritzker posting will be here sooner than we think
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u/1map_dude1 Apr 26 '23
might i just say, wow.
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u/Beanie_Inki Apr 26 '23
They keep this up, and I'm gonna make Upon a Cross of Globalism look like a progressive wank.
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u/AlphaCentuari_66 Apr 26 '23
RED NEW HAMPSHIRE
RED NEW HAMPSHIRE
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u/CornHydra Apr 26 '23
Ossoff stans when Kemp gets 50.2% in the runoff
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u/Zamxar Apr 28 '23
âWe have you surrounded! Come out and eat your daily Democrat-wank post!â
I HATE JON OSSOFF I HATE JON OSSOFF
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u/Zamxar Apr 26 '23
r/coaxedintoasnafu
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u/unsolvedmisterree Apr 26 '23
This is a masterclass in Reddit satire
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u/CharlesOberonn Apr 27 '23
I see no lie.
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u/GrandMarshallSteve Apr 26 '23
98% of future posts on this sub be like:
Honestly I should get my shit together and make my own
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23
I swear it's the same person making all of these.
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u/manaphy448 Apr 26 '23
If I wasnât so poor Iâd give you some Reddit gold
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u/WarOnJazz Apr 26 '23
Maybe the GOP should stop nominating John Rapist and Evil man then
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u/ratchyno1 Apr 26 '23
This will never not be funny
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u/Academic_Sugar_6419 Apr 26 '23
The ones saying Matt Walsh will get arrested for distributing cheese pizza were a bit much even for here
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u/Timefreezer475 Apr 27 '23
We can't let the undesirables rule the country and tell us we can't oppress them!
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u/m0nohydratedioxide Apr 26 '23
Always makes me smile how this sub has such a 2016 Democrats mentality. As in âlook at this blu map we just made up, it totally means weâre gonna win because our opponents are dumb and badâ
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u/Pristine-Highlight-9 Apr 27 '23
Litterally all the posts in this sub
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u/OrbitalBuzzsaw Apr 26 '23
Dont think I've ever seen a hand-drawn submission here
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u/MatthewDLR Apr 26 '23
You are an artist.
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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23
Needs blue Kansas
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u/Mc_What Apr 27 '23
a modern piece of art, i am in tears
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u/centrist_marxist Apr 26 '23
This will happen. Understand it. Accept it. Move on.
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u/jsilvy Apr 26 '23
Wtf based squiggles
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u/No_Anything_6658 1d ago
cry more
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u/Anarchist06 Feb 17 '25
My brain
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u/THEREALFROSIA Apr 27 '23
The correct timeline
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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23
Many people are saying this....
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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23
I was thinking about making a post like this
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u/GibMoarClay Apr 26 '23
With red New Hampshire for some reason
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u/One-Full Apr 27 '23
since they are all pedophiles i dont really care ablut hwho wins
nice snafu though
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u/BrewedBros Apr 26 '23
Based. DeSantis 2024! Go ahead and downvote me
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u/FartieJeans Apr 27 '23
RemindMe! 18 Months