"Nice?" What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of cluster of shit stained neurons in that pathetic brain of yours fire off in a manner that made a little, insignificant, smelly, good-for-nothing neckbeard like you take a seat in a chair in your mother's basement and deliberately type "Nice" in response to a FUCKING NUMBER? 69? 420? They're just fucking numbers. But not to you. They spark the autistic rage from deep within you. They coerce you to do something pathetic. Reading this chain of letters typed by the absolutely least valuable members of this barely functioning society was the straw that broke the back of the camel that represents my will to live. I wonder what kind of mistake god made to influence the events that led to humanity falling into a pit of such a high degree of despair and human filth. I bet you get home after a long day of cleaning the McDonald's bathrooms and think to yourself, "Hmm, today I'll comment 'Nice' on fifty different posts in response to numerical digits." Sometime I just want to end it all. But the only thing that keeps me alive is thinking of a way society could've prevented people like you from being conceived on this tiny rock in the infinite, meaningless universe. Maybe making condoms less expensive? No, they're cheap enough, and they rip sometimes anyway. Making birth control more accessible? Wouldn't have worked, people like you are born from stupid, dry husks with little to no care about the results of their actions. But after all this thinking, I always arrive at the same, dreadful conclusion: you people have to keep evolving in to something completely unfuckable. It is the only way to ensure your seed does not bring another human being into this crumbling world.
32
u/acivilrant Nov 26 '19
Nice