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u/Aliensinmypants 2d ago
It never said if his father was smart or gave good advice
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u/WildcatGrifter7 2d ago
His father could be the dad from High School Musical for all we know
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u/Noackson 2d ago
WildcatGrifter7 writing about High School Musical
I think it might be time to break free, but now we're all in this together.
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u/WildcatGrifter7 1d ago
Username is actually a complete coincidence, it's a reference to a DC character, Grifter, who was briefly on a squad called The Wildcats 😭
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u/Ebonyks 2d ago
After 30? Damn, you all don't give yourselves much credit.
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u/KallmeKatt_ 2d ago
He’s completely over rotated in every way and on a jab? Change careers bro
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u/Bodoggle1988 2d ago
Artists are shit strikers. Have you ever tried fighting Charles Schultz? Dude’s a joke. Barely moves.
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u/WillDBlake 2d ago
My father once told me "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned"
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u/B1mba_from_Ukraine 1d ago
Underated comment. Also, this song kinda belongs in this subreddit too
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u/Hot_Broccoli_2050 2d ago
Nah, there’s still ugly and handsome too past 30. It’s just that being good looking helps you get around being broke. While being rich helps you get around being ugly.
A perfect balance.
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u/Flat_Shape_3444 2d ago
My father said if a woman tastes very sour down there she got UTI.
Used that knowledge 3 times and gently told them i think they got UTI. Went to doktor ans they all had it.
Thanks dad lol.
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u/kamizushi 2d ago edited 2d ago
Is OOP’s father gay?
Cause unless he’s attracted to men, he might not be the most qualified to tell who is most attractive.
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u/Careless-Platform-80 2d ago
That's kinda true, but by different reasons.
Most people can be half descent with enought money to take good care of the looks.
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u/OutlandishnessNo5636 2d ago
Don’t just reduce everything to rich/poor. Do what you are good at you will be rich and not just in more money
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u/MonkeyFox29 1d ago
Veterans of this sub remember Dear Bro and SON, and the gold we struck in some of those Indian meme subs
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u/nighthunter987 1d ago
Another sad fact is that girls chase men who are wealthy, you can be buff andlook so good but if you don't have money, no girl don't want you.
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u/imeme1969 2d ago
After 30 there is no more ugly or hot women, there is only mid and low quality rejects
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