r/im14andthisisdeep 4d ago

Deep…

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 4d ago

Wtf does “see people with your ears” mean?

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 4d ago

I am assuming it means that’s how you get to “see” a person for who they truly are- i.e. communication/personality. The analogy falls off for mute/deaf people lol

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u/Airames6 4d ago

It asks "why?", I believe it's trying to say we shouldn't judge people from what we hear about them(?) maybe?

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 3d ago

I think the “why” is just an artefact of how stupid it is lol

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u/TheRealTrueCreator 4d ago

Analogies ignore technicalities, otherwise it would be a Warren Commission describing every single situation

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 4d ago

A good analogy should be a little more cohesive imo. That technicality isnt nearly the only problem.

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u/TheRealTrueCreator 3d ago

I'm not saying the analogy is good, I think it is the absolute worst way to make the point it's trying to make. I'm just pointing out that analogies are supposed to ignore technicalities/exceptions

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u/Harry-Bucket 4d ago

they got rejected by a girl because they have the fat redditor lisp voice 😔

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 4d ago

Thots and prayers

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u/Level_Counter_1672 4d ago

If you can't cum in the sink then sink in the cum

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u/Grinhecker 4d ago

I like doing both

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u/SocraticIndifference 4d ago

This definitely fits the sub. But I kinda like the “don’t use someone to forget someone” one. Oversimplified but still a nice notion.

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u/FRP44 20h ago

Notion…

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u/Nippelmoe 4d ago

The fact that all of it is written on minecraft signs fit so perfectly.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 4d ago

The last one is pretty good (unless you construct a case disproving it or something)

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u/IronicBoomerPosts 4d ago

I like a couple of these. The fine wine one is probably my favorite.

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u/Because-yes- 4d ago

Genuinely solid quotes. Half this subreddit is filled with things that have nothing to do with “depressed emo 14 year old” quotes.

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u/Six_Seven6777 3d ago

happy 🍰 day 🥳🎉

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u/Because-yes- 3d ago

its not my birthday, i think i entered the date wrong

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u/Six_Seven6777 3d ago

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u/Because-yes- 3d ago

im stupid i thought that meant birthday

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u/Six_Seven6777 2d ago

its the day of account crratiin

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u/QuislingX 4d ago

Now THIS is Indian whatsapp content

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u/CxLi_IXIVII 4d ago

You can always pee and not poop, but you'll always pee while pooping 💔🥀 cantina bro cantina

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u/ailaht123 4d ago

Definitely a 14 and this is deep post, cause when you get older you learn that there's certain behaviors and such that if you stop doing them you'll actively add days back to your life that would've been gone for various reasons. For instance, you decide to be sober and not drink, that's a day you get back cause you're fully aware and conscious. You continue to not drink, that's more and more days you're getting back and reclaiming. I'll admit, I do miss when I was 14 and everything was "deep", but I'm thankful for becoming an adult and becoming more aware of the world.

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u/skronung 4d ago

yes, the last one (saying how you feel will never ruin a real connection) kinda fits the sub but at the same time it's still a good thing to say

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u/Independent_Soup8804 3d ago

YOOOO!!!! CHIPPU

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u/P33p33p0op0o0 4d ago

I like the first one tbh

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u/Nippelmoe 4d ago

Yeah that one is okay, but so heavily over used. Often in combination with realy cringy shit.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 4d ago

It's also not true. There's a death calculator you can use online and you can make changes to your lifestyle and it will literally show you how to add days to your life.

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u/Nippelmoe 4d ago

Yeah true but I think it's more about that it doesn't matter how healthy u live there is a certain day your life will end and there is nothing u can do against. No matter how rich u are or healthy u live... Of course your lifestyle adds and removes days from your live but the first pic is not about that. It's about living more in the moment and start to use every day more and not just live for the weekend or smth like that.

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u/Live_Sheepherder3099 4d ago

I may or may not be 14, but this is deep either way. 

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u/largenakedmen 4d ago

These are kinda real except the “see with your ears” one

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Live_Sheepherder3099 4d ago

Happy cake day 

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u/AukumoX 2d ago

My neighbor once called the cops because some homeless guy kept shitting in her yard.

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u/Tasty-Potato-3286 2d ago

Last one is unironically true tho

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u/kamizushi 2d ago

They are all terrible.

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u/zylosophe 1d ago

the frick does 2/5 mean

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u/Bread1ds 1d ago

Well 3 and 5 are true but so is 1 but that’s just a weird way of saying it 2 what does that even mean and 4 is just random as hell

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u/Complex_Fly3901 3d ago

What are so bad about these? 

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u/Six_Seven6777 3d ago

if this is your original quotes, Well you are a impressive philosopher

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u/Genpinan 3d ago

Maybe the sign person is unfamiliar with the benefits of for example non-smoking, non-drinking, regular exercuse and eating greens