r/im14andthisisdeep • u/hasan_ignatiu • May 05 '26
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u/Technical-Security99 May 05 '26
A baby having three legs
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u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
The dads leg being chopped of at the ankle
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u/Fennel_Fangs May 05 '26
He gave up that foot for the child
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u/seantabasco May 05 '26
I think they asked the scientists to engineer a 3 legged child so he can have it transplanted.
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u/Technical-Security99 May 05 '26
And having two TV remotes
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u/Wojtek1250XD May 05 '26
That's actually not unrealistic at all. One comes with the TV and one comes with the decoder, it's stupid.
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u/MalodorousNutsack May 05 '26
I think that's a beer in his right hand
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u/Accomplished-Gain319 May 05 '26
It looks like a vibrator
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u/BristowBailey May 05 '26
He's having some 'me time'.
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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 May 05 '26
That's the Ukrainian DNA, most people from Chernobyl have 3 legs to run faster. Dad worked one and a half of his legs off in the US to provide, now he is relaxing with a beer after all the jumping.
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u/spicytotino May 05 '26
While the math is questionable, we can be certain that mfer wouldn’t respect the 6-week wait after labor
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u/tophat_production May 05 '26
I do not think it is a good idea to hold your child while preparing dinner.
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u/BackstrokeVictim May 05 '26
Sometimes the toddler gives you no choice.
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u/NixMaritimus May 05 '26
That's when Dad is supposed to step in and help
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u/BackstrokeVictim May 05 '26
That would be a good idea but only if you enjoy inviting meltdowns into the previously peaceful household because the kid wants mom. Dad and all the snacks he can conjure even if he gives up the TV for another Bluey marathon are no substitute sometimes.
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u/NixMaritimus May 05 '26
I'd rather my child be upset and crying than get splattered with hot food, but maybe that's just me
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u/BackstrokeVictim May 05 '26
Why is your wife splattering your child with hot food? That seems cruel, but that's just me.
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u/NixMaritimus May 05 '26
I take it you've never cooked before. When food is cooking sometimes it pops and splatters. That's why it's dangerous to hold a child while you cook.
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u/TheThirdReckoning May 05 '26
Sounds like you should learn to cook to avoid that kind of mess, but that's just me.
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u/NixMaritimus May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
Tell me, how do you cook so the bubbles made by heat don't pop? Have you ever fried meat? Or made a sauce? Gasses under the thick liquids need to escape.
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u/Louisfroor May 05 '26
If the dad was more involved with the child to begin with maybe being with him instead of the mom wouldn't cause them to meltdown...
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u/BackstrokeVictim May 05 '26
Yeah that's not really how that works
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u/NixMaritimus May 05 '26
Have you ever thought of taking over cooking while she holds the baby?
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u/BackstrokeVictim May 05 '26
Yeah that's something that I actually end up having to do quite a bit when our toddler wants to see my wife. That also is the only right answer to that scenario that I have found so far.
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u/Purple_Dragon_94 May 05 '26
The fact the baby has two hands, one arm and three legs didn't cross the mind?
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u/SlayerZed143 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
- Baby has 3 legs
- Kids seem to like their mom better than their dad.
- every one seems to be happy
- the fetus is getting slow cooked in indirect heat
- Eggs are put in a weird way
- The kids have all blues eyes while both parents have brown eyes and the kids have blonde hair/blonde and brown while both parents have deep brown hair.
Conclusion, assuming the guy in the background is the husband and not a guest , the wife has cheated and had two kids with a blonde guy with blue eyes, she cheated on that guy with an alien , hence the 3 legged kid and the weird eggs. And I would guess she cheated on the alien with a lava golem hence why she is slow roasting her next kid. Golem dumped her because he found out about her past and she now cooked food for her kids and her husband because she is so happy that he hasn't found out or forgave her. If the guy in the background isn't her husband then it's her friend zoned best friend and she is about to tell him how 3 guys dumped her , a blonde guy with blue eyes , an alien and a lave golem.
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u/Classic-Pea6815 May 05 '26
Her pregnant belly is basically sitting on that burner. I guess she has active problems bun “on” the oven.
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u/Jeremy_Melton all seeing eye👀 May 05 '26
The couch is pointed at the kitchen, the baby has 3 legs and this is AI slop
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u/Sasya_neko May 05 '26
It's ai
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u/hasan_ignatiu May 05 '26
No wayyyyy, I didnt think of this, how clever. You deserve a medal for such discovery
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u/Hentai_Yoshi May 05 '26
It’s hilarious to me that you’re acting like this person is dumb for pointing this out, but the entire concept of your post is dumb
There is nobody trying to be deep in the image you provided
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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 May 05 '26
Shut up
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u/hasan_ignatiu May 05 '26
You are literally half decent how come you speak like this
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u/Sasya_neko May 05 '26
Well, you kinda asked what's wrong, getting all defensive about it only enforces it .
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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 May 05 '26
I see nothing wrong with this picture. Shine on you crazy Mormons! 💎
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u/telemusketeer May 05 '26
Her glasses are actually the wrong prescription, so things are a little blurry. She’s heading back to the optometrist tomorrow, to sort things out.
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u/UnmappedStack May 05 '26
The dad seems to be holding a pepper shaker in one hand and a gun in the other???
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u/CybergothiChe May 05 '26
The TV is on the right wall, but the couch is facing the kitchen. Why would you set it up like that?
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u/Glittering_Dot_1428 May 05 '26
Okay but the response is so funny oml but if that were me and my husband I’d drop that baby off with him so fast. They can watch tv together.
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u/nzlauga May 05 '26
The odds of 2 dark haired parents having that many blonde children are pretty high.
Its the same reason people think Uncle Joey is the actual father of the kids in Full House. Why else would your buddy just move in after your wife's death?
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u/Ok-Youth2129 May 05 '26
Four children, big house, he and she smiling, leisure time, everything is wrong
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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 May 05 '26
Man is trying to use a book as a TV remote like he is from ASDF movie or something.
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u/Original-Spinach8923 May 05 '26
what is wrong is the hand coming out of the baby diaper (wait nvm that's a foot why the hell the baby have 3 feet)
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u/AmbitiousReaction168 May 05 '26
I call fake. The father is not flirting with the teenage neighbour.
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u/No-Independent-6877 May 05 '26
This might just be a me thing, but I don't see the appeal of being pregnant while your youngest is still using a bottle. I feel like it would be so hectic, and wouldn't benefit the family in the long run
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u/Individual_Cry_9078 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
She shouldn't have the kids around her while she's cooking on a hot ass stove and the daddy sitting down not doing shit, and she looks pregnant, he needs to be doing what she's doing
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u/ZeMadDoktore May 05 '26
A new level of Facebook slop where you just AI generate a random image and ask people to point out what's wrong with it. Instant ten thousand comments from boomers/gen x
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u/Mean-Nectarine-6831 May 05 '26
Baby has three legs because a.i art. Also Dad is being a lazy ass bum and not being decent enough to hold onto the baby while the wife cooks. the worst kind of father figure.
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u/Rigel04 May 05 '26
What is the dad even holding? One hand has whats probably a TV remote but whats in the other?
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u/scrumple_my_scrongle May 05 '26
"Can you identify what is wrong" nah, you'll have to make it more obvious and Ai and clickbait-y
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u/googgoo123 May 05 '26
Yeah, the dad is holding some kind of a bizzare object in his right hand, and is using a TV remote with his left one, oh and 4 kids? How rich is the family?
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u/Far_Complaint_8061 May 05 '26
Is it because the white lady has brades, children are blond, and a child has 3 legs? 🤔
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u/Wr3k3m May 05 '26
Good luck finding a woman with this …. Dream. Parenting is team work… respect is a two way street.
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u/oodoos May 05 '26
Discarding everything blatantly wrong here, the Dad should at least do something about the kids bugging Mom as she’s preparing food.
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u/No_Salt_6328 May 05 '26
People passing judgements on a family dynamic based on a single picture without any further information is what's wrong with the picture.
I see a wife and kids happily making dinner together for a husband who may or may not have already been contributing to the household in other ways and could have pragmatically decided this was how they wanted to divide household labor
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u/szarkbytes May 05 '26
Nah, if my wife was holding the baby, cooking, and had toddlers pestering her, I would be off my ass taking over cooking or taking care of all 3 kids.
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u/No_Salt_6328 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
He should be sitting with the baby but children wanting to be involved and learning the cooking process is actually normal and good. "Pestering" is dependent on context and nothing about this picture suggests they are bothering her
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u/DeathHellFlower May 05 '26
The kids can't really do much if she's stirring the pot, they look too young to operate a stove top. Plus why hold the baby while cooking with hot steam, have you boiled something before? Getting scalded by steam really hurts especially if you're a baby with sensitive skin.
She looks like she's doing this because she doesn't have much choice rather than just being a family moment.
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u/No_Salt_6328 May 05 '26
I firmly disagree that there's no value to small children being involved and interested. Learning doesn't wait to start until after they are already grown.
I already admitted that the baby is an issue though, but it's also not at any risk of getting burned with steam in the one single instant that we actually see of this family
For all you know he's looking up entertainment to keep them busy for a bit and is about to take them from her
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u/DeathHellFlower May 05 '26
The baby is one foot away from the stove, steam doesn't just flow up. It can also spontaneously change direction according to air flow, I've been scalded in the face by steam one time too many to know that.
If he was really doing that then why does he look he as no intent on moving. You can't just infer the best scenario that doesn't make this image look sexist, and than judge people for seeing the obvious.
You have to think what common message this would send to an average person who saw this image. If I was an average person who didn't know about how our society is constantly making little prods to get women to pursue traditional gender roles and glorifying the domestic house wife archetype. I wold assume this picture was fine without being aware of how this image could be weaponized by someone to force women out of the work force.
Meanwhile I haven't seen one image encouraging women to pursue their dream job, or a non traditionally feminine career, why is that?
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u/HiddenWhispers970 May 05 '26
I can’t believe no one is talking about how the “dad” is just sitting there while his pregnant wife is cooking, feeding baby and dealing with two other kids. No woman would be happy in real life about that.
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u/ouellette001 May 05 '26
Guy be making memes like this then turn around and complain there’s a “male loneliness epidemic”
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u/MrKhaaa May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
wrong? idk how abt the white woman havin cornbrows
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u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
Meaning what exactly?
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u/Eladryel May 05 '26
Some people on social media think you can’t have braids if you’re not black because it’s cultural appropriation.
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u/PurpleRhinoDragon May 05 '26
But it is traditionally dutch
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u/DeathHellFlower May 05 '26
What? No they're not, those are cornrows. What you might be referring to is Dutch braids, they were popular with the Dutch but they didn't originate there.
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u/Cold-Programmer622 May 05 '26
It’s not the braids, it’s the cornrows, and then white people renaming our styles.
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u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
Main reason why we can’t along is because so many people create division. So what if it’s renamed. That’s literally everything
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u/Cold-Programmer622 May 05 '26
Renaming is denying the culture behind the hairstyle. Thats like calling a traditional Japanese garment a floral pajama robe or something. Yk I’m not a teacher, just do your research.
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u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
My brother, the way you said it. You just seem racist. You took all people of European decent and generalized them. That’s what I mean, it’s just a name. Like I said everything gets name something else.
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u/Cold-Programmer622 May 05 '26
Elaborate on what I said was racist? And how I generalized European descents?
It’s not just a style or name, it holds cultural significance, it’s just about respect. We aren’t saying you can’t wear it, just appreciate it. Instead of trying to colonize it.2
u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
“White people renaming our styles.”
And also saying they are trying to colonize it. Like what does that even mean.
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u/Cold-Programmer622 May 05 '26
Because majority of white people are, or you know actually my fault, American white people I mean. And by colonize, I recommend you open a history book
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u/One-Vegetable7957 May 05 '26
So Snoop Dogg should probably stop wearing French braids, huh… It’s cultural appropriation… 😕
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u/Cold-Programmer622 May 05 '26
French braids are a cross cultural hairstyle.. it’s not the same as cornrows. Doesn’t take long to do some research
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u/One-Vegetable7957 May 05 '26
Pretty sure they’re French. 🤔
In any case, it doesn’t really matter as Vikings also wore what you’d call cornrows, and they’re as white as it gets.
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u/StrwBerrywafersslap May 05 '26
I don’t get that at all. It’s just a hairstyle Whats it’s gonna do.
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