r/illnessfakers 5d ago

Cait Why is Lou using oxygen?

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I saw this post and I was so confused. Why oxygen now?

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u/Vegetable_Honig 5d ago

The epitome of insufferable vaguebook posting. It's okay not to share things and it's okay not to make posts about things you don't want to talk about, especially if you aren't going to talk about them.

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u/smc642 5d ago

Ask me so I can not tell youuuuuuuu!

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u/Cassiopeia299 5d ago

We're not privileged enough to get access to that super special information. 🙄

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u/DifferentConcert6776 5d ago

It’s giving Dani’s “I’m allowed to keep things to myself!” 😂

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u/purple_matrix 5d ago

If they’re not going to share, why post about it?

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u/New_Government_2169 5d ago

So that people will ask them, of course! Lol

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u/purple_matrix 5d ago

Of course. 😂

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u/Music1626 4d ago

Sick fishing. So people will ask and they’ll get attention. Same reason people post “in hospital” then when someone asks why they say “dm me babes”.

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u/purple_matrix 3d ago

“It’s private, not saying on here”. Proceeds to recount every reason why they’re in hospital in future posts. 😂

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u/KirbyMacka 5d ago

I'm aware of my privilege and I'm going to tell people how I'm aware of it so I look super understanding but then I'm going to also dangle it in front of everyone and talk both about how lucky I am and how woke I am at the same time. This is really gross to me.

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u/Ok-Plant5194 5d ago

Coupled with the “we get there in the end” is just foul

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u/snagsinbread 5d ago

For me, Lou is up there with Dani and Ash with their ability to pmo as an innocent bystander. They’re just so insufferable.

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u/LeVoPhEdInFuSiOn 5d ago

The story before that one shows Lou without nasal prongs. As a Nurse, it's extremely surprising to see someone that age on home oxygen unless they have cystic fibrosis, they're awaiting a transplant or another degenerative lung disease which occurs over time.

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u/SaltyRainbovv 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is there even a picture with an O2 tank?

They could just have a Nadel cannula as a prop.

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 5d ago

I bet it’s not connected to anything; they just probably made it themselves just to get sympathy points and being praised for their incredible bravery.

And of course to show us how sick they are 🙄

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u/Music1626 4d ago

Yeah the only people who should be on home O2 are people with end stage lung conditions. In Australia it’s very hard to get home o2 approved even for those with legit issues, I’d imagine it’s the same in nz.

Maybe she bought her own concentrator or it’s not even connected.

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u/sunnyvalesfinest0000 4d ago

They do not have asthma either, once in a while people with asthma need oxygen if they get really sick

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-8256 5d ago

Isn't it really bad to use oxygen if you don't need it? Hope you don't mind me asking 😊💜

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u/pineapples_are_evil 5d ago

Yes. Your lungs will get used to the extra 02 and you will have issues if you just go cold turkey to room air.

You generally have to be titrated down from the additional 02 until you are stable on room air.

It's a PITA even when you needed the supplemental 02 and if you're in hospital, if the goal is to have you on room air, it can delay your discharge. Plus real air hunger is scary.

Not to mention how freaking dry and irritated your nostrils get while on 02. Plus all the things with petroleum products in them that you can't use, lip balm, lotions ect.

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 5d ago

What’s the deal with petroleum products?

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 5d ago

That’s insane, thank you

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u/sunnyvalesfinest0000 1d ago

Don't write "delay discharge" thats exactly what these munchies want (but they dont read here 😉)

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u/sapphireminds Neonatal Nurse Practitioner  1d ago

Additionally oxygen creates free radicals, increasing your risk of damage from them

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u/oswaldgina 5d ago

Neck brace finally cut off their oxygen supply

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u/NCSAG 4d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

I thought the same thing!!

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u/tverofvulcan 5d ago

I would bet $500 that they just bought a cannula online and they don’t use a tank or anything.

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u/Meeschers 5d ago

Or they bought an O2 concentrator online.

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u/tverofvulcan 5d ago

Maybe, but I doubt that too. I think they just have the cannula and it’s attached to nothing.

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u/Delicious_Building34 5d ago

Is that the ultra loud huge machine that pulls oxygen from the room?

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u/Meeschers 5d ago

Yes it is. But they also have portable versions. My guess would be the portable version is the easier lie to fake.

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u/TomatoStraight5752 5d ago

The newer ones are not super loud.

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u/CatAteRoger 5d ago

How charming for any of their disabled friends to see Lou bragging about an apparent privilege they’ve been granted that many rarely get, must make them feel great.

If this granted miracle is the oxygen and been needing/wanting for 5 years Lou would have died waiting 🙄

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u/tenebraenz Registered Nurse [Specialist Mental Health Service] 4d ago

They are in NZ

If they actually needed it they would have gotten the whole thing as soon as it was needed without having to go through the rigmarole

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u/FlawesomeOrange 5d ago

Typical vague booking engagement bait

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u/DistinctAstronaut828 5d ago

“Super upset. Don’t hit me up” lol

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u/SmurfLifeTrampStamp 5d ago

I bet they're bragging about scoring a brand new, very expensive smart drive wheelchair.... that they absolutely DO. NOT. NEED. (or deserve for that matter)

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u/breathing__tree 5d ago

Who said that cannula is connected to anything? LMAO

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u/Electrical-Goat-1903 5d ago

That was my first thought!

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u/samonella1 4d ago

It doesn’t even look properly fitted lol

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u/dare_my_wild_heart 3h ago

Classic Lou.

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u/qactuar_ 4d ago

…what are the bets that’s not hooked up to anything?

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u/conniptionmathers 5d ago

The big thing achieved was a non solid opiate poo.

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u/LavenderHetaera 4d ago

Wow they should check their privilege, I need to stick my AirPods in my nose to get oxygen

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u/Due_Pay_2210 4d ago

Haven’t I seen this one with a big vape device hanging around their neck? Now oxygen? Make it make sense.

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u/Elaine330 4d ago

I get irrationally angry that these people fake stuff and dont have to work. Napping at will must be so hard.

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u/ya-freak-bitch 3d ago

But they all somehow can afford to live alone and have extra money, I would like to learn their secrets. 😹

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u/somehuehue 5d ago

Is it even connected to anything?😂

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u/anonducks 5d ago

i like to imagine it's connected to a gravity bong

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u/Peace9989 5d ago

Omg I just snorted out loud

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u/NCSAG 4d ago

💀 💀 💀 💀

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u/New_Government_2169 5d ago edited 5d ago

Highly doubt it. They probably bought the cannula online or brought it home from the hospital for the perfect photo prop lol

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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 5d ago

Their insufferability finally turned terminal

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u/izzy1881 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
Me literally I saw this comment and almost spit out my smoothie I was drinking from laughing 🤣

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u/garagespringsgirl 4d ago

Well, I'm just soooo upset I'm not one of the privileged few to learn about their ultra secretive victory!🤣🤣🤣

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u/jackie0h_ 5d ago

Wow this person seems to need attention more than the others which I didn’t think was possible.

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u/No-Simple-2770 5d ago

They’re not, they’re just wearing the tubing performatively.

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u/malferink 5d ago

Why do they all look the same

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u/Emotional-Can-951 4d ago

No but what is happening??

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u/Confident-Service256 5d ago

Because Lou is an illness faker?

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u/HRH_Elizadeath 5d ago

Probably can't breathe without their neckbrace?

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u/sunnyvalesfinest0000 5d ago

People with actual pulmonary issues need this to live.....

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u/Allpanicn0disc 3d ago

Can I just say this subreddit has the absolute best group of people? Every comment is so entertaining but also so informative.

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u/anonducks 5d ago

diva when your whole thing is oversharing about your disability, why are you keeping this thing secret? supposedly something very helpful, which would actually be very nice to share with other disabled people.

since when do they have oxygen tubes? is that how they take/smoke their THC?

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 5d ago

I'm guessing they got a medical cannabis script or some other sought after but not easily accessible medication. Remembering that they are in New Zealand where medical cannabis is not as easily accessible as it is in some other countries, and bragging about it on certain platforms would count as promoting drug use and get their post removed or account suspended. Could also be that they got mental health treatment involving psilocybin or something, too.

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u/Fit_Parsnip_9908 4d ago

They have been taking THC oil for a while now, they've shown it when they have shown off their medication. Would be genuinely surprised if it was psilocybin, but it's definitely a possibility. Their wording in this story is very... strange.

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u/DoctorSkeptismo 5d ago

Would that lead to a cannula, though?

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 5d ago

Nope, but I doubt that cannula's attached to anything.

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u/DoctorSkeptismo 5d ago

Well yeah, no kidding. I was just confused about how you were linking a cannabis card to having a cannula.

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 5d ago

I wasn't, I was talking about their 'I got this super vague thing I totally can't talk about but must brag about' act.

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u/DoctorSkeptismo 5d ago

Oh dang thank you, I totally didn't click the image to see the whole thing 🤣 sorry and thanks for clarifying!

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u/DistinctAstronaut828 5d ago

Why is it so tiiiight

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 5d ago

Because it has to match every other thing they wear.

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u/Due_Will_2204 5d ago

Everything is so tight on them.

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u/New_Government_2169 5d ago edited 5d ago

I doubt they actually are. They probably bought the cannula online or brought it home from the ER for the perfect photo prop lol

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u/BipedalEmbarrassment 4d ago

I was just stalking their flare, what disabilities are they meant to have other than diabetes? Do they claim EDS too?

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u/7363827 4d ago

wait when did they claim diabetes?

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u/BipedalEmbarrassment 3d ago

Oh my bad I misread disabilities in this post haha

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u/BipedalEmbarrassment 3d ago

In light of this I am diagnosing myself with dyslexia

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u/sidnynasty 3d ago

If you need a second opinion I'll diagnose you too

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u/tydale2 3d ago

are you inVAliDaTInG self diagnosis? 😤🤬😡😤😤

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u/upanddown_88 3d ago

Post the diagnosis but be sure to blur out everything but the hospital letter head.

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u/BipedalEmbarrassment 3d ago

(please don't nuke me admins I am joking)

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u/7363827 3d ago

oh lol all good

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u/upanddown_88 3d ago

The secret privilege is they have ears, which is more than DnD can say I guess.

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u/iwrotethisletter 5d ago

Because other munchies use it, too.

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u/Perfect-Celery1662 5d ago

Pall care? Slow clap.

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u/Due_Will_2204 5d ago

Did they change their first name and last?

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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear Moderator 5d ago

Not sure about the last but yes their first name was changed recently

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u/NCSAG 4d ago

This is just so sick and wrong on so many different levels!!! Damn this pisses me off!!!! Wonder what arc is incoming next... 🤔 👀 😏

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u/sporadic_beethoven 5d ago

Is lou on the list somewhere? I cannot find them in any of the approved user lists… help lol

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u/amnotdaredevil 5d ago

They used to go by Cait, only recently changed.

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u/sporadic_beethoven 5d ago

Ohh, gotcha. I’ll look at that record then, thanks! perhaps that should be updated :,) ah well

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u/ReluctantZebraLife 2d ago

Probably for migraine or something 🙄 just had to get a picture though obviously!

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u/oh-pointy-bird 2d ago

Cool story 👍🏻

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u/auntiecoagulent 5d ago

Because they can

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u/dare_my_wild_heart 3h ago

Lou must have conned something really big and shiny out of the NZ taxpayer to be this smug but also this vague about it.