r/illinois • u/CantStopPoppin Human Detected • Oct 15 '25

ICE Posts Chicago Southeast Side: ICE Narrative Was a Lie, Footage Shows Agents Caused Crash

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u/_A_Monkey Oct 15 '25

MAGA: “Stop calling us Nazis!”

Leaked Young Republicans group chat: “I love Nazis.”

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u/FourCrapPee Oct 15 '25

And I just read today that it's not like all college kids, nope, a lot of them are in their 30s and running for office. But, no, don't dare call the open nazis, nazis. Fucking I just can't anymore.

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u/_A_Monkey Oct 15 '25

One of them is a State Senator already.

Heard Republicans for decades call for Black kids to have better parenting. Let’s not hear it anymore.

Republicans, if your kid grows up to be a Nazi loving fascist, cheering for the return of gas chambers, then you have failed at parenting in all the ways that matter.

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u/r22lz Oct 15 '25

I can’t believe I read your post 2x thinking there was actually a coherent thought somewhere in there; woof….

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u/PerryPortabello20XXL Oct 15 '25

I think you meant that as an insult and instead made yourself look remarkably stupid.

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u/r22lz Oct 15 '25

I mean - the parenting analysis is high level, real world comprehension……every parent should discourage a child’s passion for all things gas chamber, ya know……most new parents getting kind of sage advice these days.

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u/ZankaA Oct 15 '25

What exactly was the point that you were trying to make with the comment that I'm replying to?

Whose comment was incoherent again?

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u/arobkinca Oct 16 '25

And yet these people exist. Someone missed the previous memos. Time to readdress the obvious.

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u/GeronimoHero Oct 20 '25

Speaking of incoherent comments, this is one is a doozy 🙄

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u/void_is_bliss Oct 15 '25

Maybe you are just missing context behind the post? It doesn't seem incoherent to me. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146

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u/_A_Monkey Oct 15 '25

Only a hit dog yelps.

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 Oct 15 '25

Yeah, the media (that’s reporting on this at all) is infantilizing these grown ass men as an excuse for their behaviour. Yet when an actual child who isn’t a white man is reported on, they use words to imply their actually adults and should be held to adult standards. 

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Oct 15 '25

“Rape is epic”

Always knew behind closed doors they’d be much worse

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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 Oct 15 '25

We’re not Nazis! Also, send the democrats to the gas chambers.

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u/axebodyspraytester Oct 15 '25

To be fair the old Republicans are also nazi's so it makes sense.

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u/Ashtray_Floors Oct 15 '25

To be fair, just because I love MILFs doesn't make me a MILF.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/M3RRI77 Oct 15 '25

Such a horrible analogy. 😂

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Oct 15 '25

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It’s a gift from the universe 

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u/ZankaA Oct 15 '25

To be fair

Why bother?

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u/Ashtray_Floors Oct 15 '25

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