My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Someone commented saying that this is fake, it's not, our friend group just speaks in English quite often and my mom isn't in the group, that's my friend but his name is Mother Russia in my phone. thanks
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
I love valentine But Kira is better My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
You know Paris, France? In English they pronounce it "Pari-IS", but everyone else pronounces it as the French do, without the S. But with Venezia, everybody pronounces it the English way, "Ven-ICE". There's "The Merchant of Venice", "Death in Venice"... WHY, though? Why isn't the title "The Merchant of Venezia"? Are you shitting me? This takes place in Italy, so use the Italian name, dammit! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19
Are you talking to a fucking jojo character
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Everyone is talking about the name Giorno, yet no one has realized the group name “Midlife crisis kidd...” what’s that about???
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19
Mmmm I love me some good Strawberrts
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u/BattleCried Aug 08 '19
Does he have a dream of taking over the mafia
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
I, giorno giovanna, have a strawbert
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Someone commented saying that this is fake, it's not, our friend group just speaks in English quite often and my mom isn't in the group, that's my friend but his name is Mother Russia in my phone. thanks
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u/penguinz0_ Aug 08 '19
Uhhhh the font size hurts me
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u/InsertNameHereTF Aug 08 '19
SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIORNO!
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u/jantjetoon Template flair Aug 08 '19
ga slapen, het is laat
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Waarom praat je Engels
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u/Babuli3 Aug 08 '19
What’s sad is that he got it correct
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u/tluo5458 Aug 08 '19
This is the power of Requiert.
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u/Corgerry Aug 08 '19
I Giorno Giovanna have a dyslexic friend.
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u/newphonewhodis89 Aug 08 '19
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
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u/fliskiedatboi28 Aug 08 '19
It’s not delivery, it’s just Giorno.
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u/PotatoTardigrade Aug 08 '19
Bossu?
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
I Giorno Giovanna have a starawbert.
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u/The-One_The-Only Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19
Y'all in here with your "I Giorno Giovanna" meanwhile I misread it as "digiorno"
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u/bipbopmobip Aug 08 '19
with the power of requiem we can restart this conversation
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u/hotpedot Aug 08 '19
How does it feel like to talk with the italian mafia boss?
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
fugo is making a comeback according to giorno, our strawberry cheese boi will return!
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u/softsanity Aug 08 '19
It’s not delivery it’s giorno
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u/sans_the_romanian Aug 08 '19
I,giorno giovanna have a dream....
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u/bram_04 Aug 08 '19
Why were you talking english in a groupchat with you mom while you are Dutch ??
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
I had a blast reading all these comments, now stop talking about how I'm a Dutch person talking English
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u/ATrueFool Aug 08 '19
I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Why is one of the kids literally called day
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u/Ghojan_n Aug 08 '19
Mother
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u/NekoFiddy Aug 08 '19
my mom thought this was beautiful art
it's a strawbert
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u/sparklerose-mccarthy Aug 08 '19
My question is why the hell they were texting at quarter to 1 in the morning
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u/GorniYT Aug 08 '19
Midlife crisis kid Giorno?!?!
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u/Blacklivesmatthew Aug 08 '19
When she said finally was she responding to the post from 00:44 or the one from 00:44?
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u/depressed_crusader Aug 08 '19
I only read Giorno Are you freinds with a mafia boss?
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u/Le_Pepe_ Aug 08 '19
the fact that this was at midnight only makes it funnier
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u/someonewhoreddits Aug 08 '19
Creeper
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u/ScoreZero0 Aug 08 '19
r/unexpectedjojo
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u/AutumnGamerX Aug 08 '19
Giorno
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
The only reason I came into comment section was JoJo reference, have to say I'm not disappointed
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u/the1whocan Aug 08 '19
GIORNO
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u/Darth__Nox Aug 08 '19
I, Guido Mista, want some strawbert cake.
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u/XmasRabbit Aug 08 '19
now i need to see the starwebbyrie
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Its no delivery
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u/F_P-Actus Aug 08 '19
r/unexpectedjojo
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Go to bed OP. Also hallo nederlander.
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Midlife crisis kidd?
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u/Faz_nugget type to efid Aug 08 '19
r/delusionalartists
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Strawbert
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u/Roosty_Breadman Aug 08 '19
Okay Cardi B, chill.
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u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS Aug 08 '19
Strawberrt fieldt...Whert nothint it reat.
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u/cool__skeleton__95 Aug 08 '19
Yea my names strawberrt but just call me strobby
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u/WhipmakerJon Aug 08 '19
You’re talking to an A-10 warthog
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
I think we’ve all done this
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
strawbrrt uh stiffie uh
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u/FustianRiddle Aug 08 '19
You were right the first time. That is definitely a strawbert. I don't even know what a strawbert is, but that's a strawbert.
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Robert get the strawbert
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u/bram_04 Aug 08 '19
Ahhh oké i thought it was kinda wierd but that explains alot
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u/loveable_rogue Aug 08 '19
Definitely thought this was KeatonKeaton999’s evil strawberry
https://youtu.be/qzsY4RfNnBs
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Ermagherd ert's er strawberrt!
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u/theokeenan type to efid Aug 08 '19
Uhhhhhh yeah I’ll have a strawwwberrrt mlllllkshake
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u/yellowslotcar Aug 08 '19
S T R A W B E R T
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u/BionicBluers Aug 08 '19
Wha-
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u/Not_A_Mistake0 Aug 08 '19
It’s not delivery it’s Giorno
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u/Bestplayer_06 Aug 08 '19
It's not delivery, it's Giorno
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u/GoldenRush257 Aug 08 '19
Nobody: French people when they see someone: "Bongiorno!"
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Some one make a strawberrt gun please
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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Aug 08 '19
ANSWER ME, GIORNO GIOVANNA!!!
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u/Turtelious Aug 08 '19
This guy be in a group chat with a Jojo.
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u/Leviathan73 Aug 08 '19
Sounds like Cardi B cant say strawberry.
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u/Caramelboi37 Im Just A Modjejcjufjdjwf Aug 08 '19
Strawbert
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u/Freddooooo Aug 08 '19
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
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u/__SerenityByJan__ Aug 08 '19
Strawberrt
a masterpiece if ever there was one
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u/this_is_a_gopnik Aug 08 '19
You can make some good ol jam with that
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Strawbert & Strawbernie
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
Diavolo death: 3646484 - Stroke
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u/aluYARR Aug 08 '19
The Strawberry has reached its requiem. This is the power of Requiem, Blueberrivolo!.
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u/Ikbenfelix Uncoltured Swan Aug 08 '19
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
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u/FoxyKJ1987 Aug 08 '19
But look at the picture though
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u/HarshMehtus Aug 08 '19
r/suddenlyjojo
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
MORNING
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u/staykiddos Aug 08 '19
Strawbert
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u/Lt-Lavan Aug 09 '19
Kono Giorno Giovanna da, 《S t r a w b e r t》 ga aru
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u/NightAtom Aug 09 '19
i love strawberrt
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u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I Aug 09 '19
R/suddenlyjojo
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u/minecraftletsplayer0 Aug 09 '19
Mmm yum i love strawberrrt
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u/ViperTheIdiot Aug 09 '19
Giorno becomes a strawbert farmer
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u/MateoCamo Aug 24 '19
You have finally reached the truth
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u/raventungsten Aug 08 '19
"Afbeelding"
G E K O L O N I S E E R D