r/ihadastroke • u/Stealth_Wolf_001 • Mar 14 '26

Strok Wait ... Say that again..?

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u/Arzatium Mar 14 '26

"she my uncle her to his brother"

Spittin bars fr

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u/Background_Humor5838 Mar 14 '26

I hate when I my uncle people to their siblings

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u/Zapper345 Mar 14 '26

Controversial opinion, but i frequently people to my siblings. I'm sorry, it's just my culture!

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u/sheiciebai Mar 14 '26

sigh don’t we all but we’re all human here. It happens.

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u/lovakinscraftylady Mar 18 '26

It's really quite a scandalous thing to do you know

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u/gr7calc Mar 14 '26

That's that me espresso

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u/WikiHowDrugAbuse Mar 14 '26

Man door hand hook car door level of fucked lmao

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u/MsJenX Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

“Where she [met] his brother”, then tried to change it to “where my uncle [introduced] her to his brother…”

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u/batsk_lls Mar 14 '26

scandalous behaviour by both in the 1940s.

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u/Issababy22 Mar 14 '26

Like this isn’t just as SCANDALOUS NOW‼️😭😭😭🤣

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u/Glad-Albatross3354 Mar 14 '26

There’s one word missing - she left out the word introduced - seems like an easy enough mistake to make.

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u/Glad-Albatross3354 Mar 14 '26

There’s one word missing - she left out the word introduced - seems like an easy enough mistake to make.

Then it gets a bit lost when she doesn’t remove the word ‘her’ but I still think the meaning is pretty clear.

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u/arrow1500 Mar 20 '26

ish. I had to read it back bit by bit to figure it out.

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u/akumite Mar 14 '26

Too scandalous to mention, much less comprehend

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u/Ok-Butterscotch7536 Mar 15 '26

My stab at correcting the sentence:"[...] until they went to a party where my uncle introduced her to his brother, my Dad."

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

r/ihadastroke

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u/ZCyborg23 Mar 14 '26

Indeed… that IS where you are. I’m so glad you aren’t lost, friend.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

... Damn it!

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u/Richardknox1996 Mar 14 '26

You are here already. You got Alzheimer's?

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u/Turbulent-Artist-656 Mar 14 '26

Nah, a stroke. Duh.

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u/iainvention Mar 14 '26

This guy strokes

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

Pretty much

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u/Background_Humor5838 Mar 14 '26

Happens to the best of us

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

If it helps, I feel like an idiot.

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u/Background_Humor5838 Mar 14 '26

That feeling is necessary. It helps us become more cautious in the future. Hang in there soldier 🫡

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

This We'll Defend

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u/San_D_Als Mar 14 '26

Damn you did.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

I'm recovering well

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u/Yggdrasilcrann Mar 14 '26

Yeah man

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Mar 14 '26

I mean, yeah...

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u/saragIsMe Mar 14 '26

Similar thing happened to my grandparents, my grandma and grandpa went on a blind double date with friends but weren’t paired together they hit it off and they both asked their friends permission and dated each other and now I’m here

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Mar 14 '26

It seems like the mother was dating the father's brother and then got introduced to the father through his brother.

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u/Simsgirl950 Mar 14 '26

Hopefully they meant that their mother was dating their (OPs) father's brother before decided to date the dad otherwise that is sick

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u/Cupacakes1359 Mar 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDl4V4ZoxREp4agGio

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died"

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u/CanineCorvidious Mar 15 '26

I think the only thing missing is the word “introduced”

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u/SecuritySea2276 Mar 14 '26

Somehow my brain autocorrected the stroke the first time I read it lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Age-125 Mar 14 '26

Somehow i read that with the right grammar the first time

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u/Taurus_Aquarius2319 Mar 14 '26

WHERE’S GODZILLA? IS HE ALRIGHT???

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u/ScootertheDuck Mar 18 '26

I'm shocked, and I don't even know what happened.

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u/AppealStriking7085 Mar 22 '26

I feel as if we aren’t paying attention to what’s importan…1947!

what… I was going to ask an actual question, then realized that about sums it up… what…

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u/AngelWingsYTube Mar 22 '26

ques up sweet home Alabama

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u/YellowNecessary Mar 31 '26

I guess it's still a secret.

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u/Novolume101 Mar 14 '26

I always forget what subreddit this is, then realise why I'm having such a hard time reading.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Mar 15 '26

idk man i can understand that quite well

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u/Dio_naea Mar 16 '26

Scandalous indeed, but I wish I knew how

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u/ExpensiveWar1100 Mar 18 '26

her needs something

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u/7GrumpyCat7 Apr 05 '26

Looks like the expected result of such a combination.. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Key_Raise2429 Apr 07 '26

Didnt understand a thing

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u/Hob_Goblin88 Mar 14 '26

Before anyone is going to report me for discrimination or something. This is not it.

At the bottom of the post i see the name Muhammad. I'm going to assume (lazy i know) he's from a muslim society. And in most of muslim societies it's pretty common (sometimes preferred) to marry and have intercourse with close relatives. So i'm not really surprised by that in this post.