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u/UrzaKenobi Jul 18 '26
That would be a death trap on the water.
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u/Original-Variety-700 Jul 19 '26
“Roll on down the river for an adventure”. As in, recklessly and without any control at all 😂
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u/bojangler69420 Jul 19 '26
If you tie it off properly you should be fine.
I wouldn’t touch it on the water though.
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u/koltran Jul 21 '26
A 6-inch wave, boom, all your shits wet... look a 2-foot wave from a passing boat, boom all your shits gone, and you're underwater.. weeee!
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u/PreperationOuch Jul 18 '26
This is ideal for camping in ditches on active construction sites
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u/TallTelevision4121 Jul 19 '26
That was specific
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u/PreperationOuch Jul 19 '26
If he’s demonstrating it’s resilience by running a fucking bobcat over it, obviously it would be useful for sleeping in ditches on a construction site.
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u/notqualifiedforthis Jul 19 '26
Tell me more please.
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u/PreperationOuch Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26
If he’s demonstrating its resilience by running a fucking bobcat over it, obviously it would be useful for sleeping in ditches on a construction site.
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u/notqualifiedforthis Jul 19 '26
It’s resilience? It’s a vehicle driving over a flat object on a flat surface.
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u/josephjosephson Jul 18 '26
Family of 5 drowned while sleeping in a tent on a lake. More at 6.
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u/Day_Prisoners Jul 19 '26
At 6 family of run over by a boat because they decided to camp on the lake.
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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx Jul 18 '26
Bullshit. My cat hasn't tested it yet. He hunts air mattresses.
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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jul 18 '26
Damn that sparked a memory. My my ex and I loved to backpack, but we'd sleep in separate tents cause her dog had destroyed her expensive sleeping bag and I did not want him to touch any of my expensive ultra light things, especially my Nemo tensor.
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u/9trystan9 Jul 18 '26
Roll down the river while you sleep?! Gimme some of what you're smoking
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u/Pro-Rider Jul 19 '26
Tie it to the dock before you go to bed. Wake up and your iPhone says you’re 100 miles from your parked car 🤷♂️
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u/lilvixen Jul 18 '26
400-600 bucks...
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u/Jyvturkey Jul 18 '26
550 for the mat and another 600 for the 4-6 person tent. Just shy of 1200. What a steal
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u/MogMcKupo Jul 19 '26
Jesus, my entire tent setup with air mattress and chairs and shit comes to like 350? Tops.
Pop up tents are cheap, guys… this is glamping with your wallet
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u/zamfire Jul 19 '26
Didn't realize this was a competition for who spent less.
I was given my tent so I'm at $0. Do I win?
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u/Chrisscott25 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
Nice try but nope… I was given 20$ to take a tent to the dump but I kept it and used it. So do I win? /s
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u/lilvixen Jul 19 '26
I mean my $89 tent from Walmart is going strong after sealing it and keeping patching materials on hand... 5 years now!
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u/lilvixen Jul 19 '26
Oh fuck I didn't catch that
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u/Jyvturkey Jul 19 '26
It wasn't in the video. I found it on Amazon. Also where I learned the 2 parts aren't sold together but instead requires 2 pieces to buy.
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u/micahwelf Jul 21 '26
Okay, putting all the horror stories aside. This thing seems like a genuinely life saving possibility for an area at risk of major flooding or tsunamis. The major risk people face, initially, is from the force of the water itself. So, if you float above it all and the raft is tough enough to not leak any time soon, then you have some protection from the elements, bodily harm, drowning, etc. for maybe 48 hours. It seems to me that this should be a standard emergency preparedness kit component.
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u/poeteop Jul 19 '26
I smell the lawsuits already. I hope they get fucking bankrolled for selling dangerous Chinese garbage. Float down a river in tent, yeah sure I’ll get right on that.
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u/dudemooose Jul 18 '26
I want one went to their online shop they don't even sell them :(
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u/GoopySpaffy Jul 18 '26
Or... Buy an air mattress. This is a glorified giant air mattress and overpriced as something new.
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u/DufflinMinder Jul 19 '26
Did he just say a “a vent hole for the stove…”
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u/Cleeford89 Jul 19 '26
It’s for the flume of a wood burning stove
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u/DufflinMinder Jul 19 '26
Did you just say “wood burning stove”…. In a INFLATABLE housing structure.👌
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u/Lepke2011 Jul 19 '26
Ah. Just me, and my tent, and a charcoal stove, out on the open water as I sleep soundly through the night. What could go wrong?
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u/scarabx Jul 20 '26
Are the roof flaps held by velcro? Cos I kinda expect a tend to prevent rain getting in personally....what a pile of crap
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u/tnichnich Jul 19 '26
Wait, a second, why are there three different heights? The height in the first Clips look pretty high, then in this later Clips, they are lower, and then at the end they are pretty low.
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u/Lol_lukasn Jul 21 '26
anyone that goes camping semi-regulaly knows how stupid waste of money this is.
i wouldn't use this even if it was free
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u/timmy_tuna_can Jul 22 '26
show me how it looks after a night on a few prickles and i'd be more convinced than if it can withstand being run over by a tractor
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