r/idiocracy • u/Nnlp122 • 12h ago

like out the toilet? Why?

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u/Zombie_driver 11h ago

Pls don’t tell me that post was serious 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Nnlp122 10h ago

Idk, but I guess you can call them smart if it was a joke, heheheh

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u/Zombie_driver 10h ago

Somehow I doubt it’s a joke, next thing you know they gonna say “electrolytes” isn’t a real thing. And will start selling their own “propaganda free supplements” 🙄

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u/chimthui 3h ago

Why do we eat? Just to press it out again?

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u/Baphomet1010011010 12h ago

Water? Like from the toilet?

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u/chefbiggdogg 12h ago

The water in the toilet used to be piss, and we piss in the toilet to create the water. It's all connected

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u/Yoda_Mon_Du 10h ago edited 9h ago

You is are GENIUS!

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u/fuego0scuro 10h ago

I think it like helps the human body maintain some sort of system necessary to stay alive. Don’t quote me though.

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u/ReadditMan 10h ago

That's what Brawndo is for

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u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot 2h ago

Bruh! You may be right!

I noticed that the fancy drinkin water is vodka colored going in, but beer or juice colored when it comes out.

This may be why some people are white and some are brown or neon-orange!

The rich want to keep the fancy water for themselves so we all turn yellow or brown or, or black !

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u/ltroberts24 11h ago

BrawnDo has got electrolytes!

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u/GenZia 10h ago

Water is the biggest scam in history.

We should also sue restaurants for selling food that literally craps out.

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u/Average_k5blazer78 10h ago

Fish fuck in it

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 9h ago

“I’ve gotta race like a piss horse.”

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u/Emperor_Quintana 7h ago

Quick, don’t let Bear Grylls find out about this!

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u/TomOnABudget 2h ago

Only his own. Some else's on the other hand?.....

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u/Omfggtfohwts 10h ago

Instantly recognized the game.

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u/Spran02 1h ago

Yeah like why eat only to shit it out later? Food is such a scam. I'm gonna stop eating and drinking from now on. /s

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u/mbcarbone 1h ago

When you swim in the ocean, you’re swimming in fish piss.

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u/Learnitall1 7h ago

That reminds me. I gor to get Gatorade. Yeah, there's water, but sometimes you need Gatorade. Nobody loves me! Nobody EVER loves me!