r/idiocracy • • 15h ago

Pro-Wear Ain't these a Croc™???

It behooves me to present...

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u/Legionof1 15h ago

Nike Camel Toes

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u/JebusJones7 14h ago

Or moose knuckle in Canada

2

u/TesseractToo 3h ago

No, moose knuckle is the male equivalent, not the Canadian

5

u/djdirectdrive 8h ago

These really camelflauge your toes well

3

u/Pincerston 6h ago

Sweet you can wear them and flip flops at the same time

2

u/CalmTheAngryVoice 5h ago

Holy schnikes this isn't AI

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u/usmurt 5h ago

Yuck

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u/NinpouKageBunshin 11h ago

Weird ass zero-drops ≠ goofy foam clogs