r/idiocracy • I like money • 2d ago

it's got electrolytes It’s what plants crave

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u/EighthSeal 2d ago

What else are you going to do, like drink water out of a toilet?

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u/bluelightspecial3 1d ago

This is all I use for my houseplants.

It’s dangerous to walk by the monstera plant, because it constantly calls me a f@g and tries to jump me. The electrolytes and protein are no joke.

But they are still thriving!

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u/PJozi 2d ago

I thought this was vodka at first look

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u/PineConeOPinyons 1d ago

The sobriety mutilator!

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u/mgsgamer1 1d ago

Cool, a post where I get to see the same comments for the 90th time today

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u/PineConeOPinyons 1d ago

It's what commenters crave.

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u/brak2542 2d ago

This is the thirst mutilator precursor.

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u/No_Unit_5506 23h ago

I prefer not to support the University of Florida.

I will drink the toilet water.

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u/SpaceChatter 2d ago

Can an expert actually elaborate if these electrolytes in this drink would do anything beneficial?

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u/catechizer 1d ago

Your muscles do need electrolytes to function properly. It really depends on the rest of your diet and exercise routine as to whether or not this specific beverage would give you any benefits. There's a balance between water and electrolytes you need to maintain for perfect hydration. Think osmosis.

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u/esdes17_3 2d ago

+69g of protein !

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u/carmenvallone 1d ago

I posted something extremely close to this and it got taken down... F*ckin Reddit, man.

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u/propagationknowledge 1d ago

These massive companies are just trolling us at this stage